OtherGround Forum >> Your momma jokes

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mexican's changed my sn 108 Member Since: 12/11/10 Posts: 4581	No matter what, when you were having a 'your momma' joke battle with someone back in middle school, you could always end it all by saying: "Lets get off the momma's, 'cause I just got off yours."

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Richard III 23 Member Since: 10/5/12 Posts: 588	Yo mama so fat she forgot to hit the search function. Oh snap!!! You have ignored this user.

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Right Hand JO Power 331 Member Since: 4/8/07 Posts: 21471	Yo mommas so fat she types in all caps. You have ignored this user.

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Matt A Tat Tat On Dat Azz Member Since: 8/13/03 Posts: 10195	Your momma so fat when she joined Plenty Of Fish, water came out of people's monitors! You have ignored this user.

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mexican's changed my sn 108 Member Since: 12/11/10 Posts: 4584	"Your momma's so crosseyed that when she cries, tears roll down her back." You have ignored this user.

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InnerTubeCaptain 96 Member Since: 11/23/11 Posts: 4275	Your momma's so fat, she plays nintendo at the movies. You have ignored this user.

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InnerTubeCaptain 96 Member Since: 11/23/11 Posts: 4276	Your momma's hair is so short I can read her mind. You have ignored this user.

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InnerTubeCaptain 96 Member Since: 11/23/11 Posts: 4277	Your momma is so black, she leaves fingerprints on charcoal. You have ignored this user.

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InnerTubeCaptain 96 Member Since: 11/23/11 Posts: 4278	Your momma is so skinny, she hang-glides on a Dorito. You have ignored this user.

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The Donkeypuncher 28 Member Since: 6/29/11 Posts: 1989	Your momma's so dumb the first time she used a vibrator she cracked a tooth. You have ignored this user.

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InnerTubeCaptain 96 Member Since: 11/23/11 Posts: 4279	Your momma so dumb, she sits on the tv and watches the couch. You have ignored this user.

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Matt A Tat Tat On Dat Azz Member Since: 8/13/03 Posts: 10196	Your mommas elbows are so pointy, I wild each lol! You have ignored this user.

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InnerTubeCaptain 96 Member Since: 11/23/11 Posts: 4280	Your momma's hair is so nappy, she has to take painkillers to comb it. You have ignored this user.

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mexican's changed my sn 108 Member Since: 12/11/10 Posts: 4587	Your momma's soooo fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house. You have ignored this user.

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InnerTubeCaptain 96 Member Since: 11/23/11 Posts: 4281	Your momma is so ugly, when she tried to enter an ugly contest, they turned her away because there were no professionals allowed. You have ignored this user.

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InnerTubeCaptain 96 Member Since: 11/23/11 Posts: 4282	Your momma is so fat, her belt size is "the equator". You have ignored this user.

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InnerTubeCaptain 96 Member Since: 11/23/11 Posts: 4283	Your momma is so old, her birth certificate expired. You have ignored this user.

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InnerTubeCaptain 96 Member Since: 11/23/11 Posts: 4284	Your momma is so poor, she tried to play Pacman with a food stamp. You have ignored this user.

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InnerTubeCaptain 96 Member Since: 11/23/11 Posts: 4285	Your momma has a wooden leg with a kickstand. You have ignored this user.

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InnerTubeCaptain 96 Member Since: 11/23/11 Posts: 4286	Your momma is so ugly, people wanted to move Halloween to her birthday. You have ignored this user.

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InnerTubeCaptain 96 Member Since: 11/23/11 Posts: 4287	Your momma is so ugly that as a kid, she was forced to Trick-O-Treat over the phone. You have ignored this user.

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InnerTubeCaptain 96 Member Since: 11/23/11 Posts: 4288	I got a plethora of these things. It's how I spent an entire 2 semesters of electives as a sophomore in HS. You have ignored this user.

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Outkaster Member Since: 1/1/01 Posts: 2167	What happened to that show in 2006 where they used to battle. I think Nick Cannon hosted it? You have ignored this user.

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RagingCajun11 1 Member Since: 10/13/11 Posts: 368	I would insult your mom, but in my country cows are considered sacred. You have ignored this user.

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Canadian Eh 22 Member Since: 12/19/10 Posts: 337	Matt A Tat Tat On Dat Azz - Your mommas elbows are so pointy, I wild each lol! I laughed out loud You have ignored this user.

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