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Kirik 492 Member Since: 1/1/01 Posts: 50241 The UnderGround, Mayor	Striking and somewhat boyishly handsome, action film star, musician, philanthropist, environmentalist, animal rights activist, producer, writer, guitarist, 7th-dan black belt in Aikido, and reserve deputy sheriff, Steven Seagal, talks with fellow LEOs about Jean Claude VanDamme.

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MentaL 329 Member Since: 1/12/07 Posts: 11972 Kirik Jenness Fan Club Member #1	I don't even have the courage to press play. You have ignored this user.

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TuLegit Member Since: 8/30/12 Posts: 126	I used to like seagal but to be honest hes getting a little old in the mma scene. You have ignored this user.

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PrecisePrecision Member Since: 2/28/11 Posts: 272	Please go away Seagal. Please. You have ignored this user.

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arnanderson Member Since: 12/20/11 Posts: 703	JCVD should definitely run from Steven Seagal. Seagal might kidnap his daughter and make her one of his sex slaves. You have ignored this user.

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Joshua J King Member Since: 9/15/11 Posts: 3624	...this fat mother fucker You have ignored this user.

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AndersonGOAT > Bisping 113 Member Since: 8/16/11 Posts: 1558	Did anthing ever happen with that sex slave stuff? You have ignored this user.

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Naderhood 417 Member Since: 12/27/08 Posts: 15884	Seagal more than likely USED to be capable of doing some legit Tai Chi shit. However, years and years of having somebody plan and coordinate his fight scenes have him convinced that he is some sort of fighting god. Seagal wouldnt last 1 minute with any regional MMA fighter. You have ignored this user.

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MysteriousNinjaFromMars Member Since: 12/11/11 Posts: 209	I hate this delusional fat fucker You have ignored this user.

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Ghengiseanie 19 The total sum of your votes up and votes down

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Naderhood -
Seagal more than likely USED to be capable of doing some legit Tai Chi shit. However, years and years of having somebody plan and coordinate his fight scenes have him convinced that he is some sort of fighting god. Seagal wouldnt last 1 minute with any regional MMA fighter.

He's a dan'd black belt in shotokan. He's also a grand master of aikido. Anyone thinking he has nothing to offer is pretty stupid. Phone Post

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BadrMilk Member Since: 11/20/08 Posts: 11753	Not sure Steven Seagal should be making fun of Van Damme. Van Damme looks to be in a great shape for his age, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYR3aIavQHI You have ignored this user.

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cheesesteak 133 Member Since: 11/23/02 Posts: 2906	lol You have ignored this user.

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MMAologist Member Since: 6/19/10 Posts: 619	BadrMilk - Not sure Steven Seagal should be making fun of Van Damme. Van Damme looks to be in a great shape for his age, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYR3aIavQHI He really does. JCVD by cardio You have ignored this user.

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DiscipleDojo 159 Member Since: 4/1/11 Posts: 2169 Disciple Dojo, L3C, Founder	That vid description is incredible! haha...well written, Kirik. But I agree with MentaL. :) You have ignored this user.

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Naderhood 417 The total sum of your votes up and votes down

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Ghengiseanie -
Naderhood -
Seagal more than likely USED to be capable of doing some legit Tai Chi shit. However, years and years of having somebody plan and coordinate his fight scenes have him convinced that he is some sort of fighting god. Seagal wouldnt last 1 minute with any regional MMA fighter.
He's a dan'd black belt in shotokan. He's also a grand master of aikido. Anyone thinking he has nothing to offer is pretty stupid.

I was being sarcastic, hence the tai chi part of my comment. However, he's still a fat fuck who wouldnt last a minute with any legit regional MMA fighter.

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Naderhood -
Seagal more than likely USED to be capable of doing some legit Tai Chi shit. However, years and years of having somebody plan and coordinate his fight scenes have him convinced that he is some sort of fighting god. Seagal wouldnt last 1 minute with any regional MMA fighter.

Its people like Ariel Helwani. I am so sick of Ariel hanging from Seagull's nuts. It's so disgusting and I feel like Seagull, himself, doesn't know I he's being sincere or patronizing him.

For Ariel's sake, I hope he's trolling Phone Post

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Munk Member Since: 9/4/08 Posts: 1628	"He's a dan'd black belt in shotokan. He's also a grand master of aikido. Anyone thinking he has nothing to offer is pretty stupid" LMAO, this is why we know he has nothing to offer. The only person he has ever beaten is a woman. You have ignored this user.

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zedlepln 99 Member Since: 2/24/09 Posts: 16275	Any sentence with the name Steven Seagal and the word "run" is de facto hilarious. You have ignored this user.

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The Mammoth 76 Member Since: 9/8/09 Posts: 5620	Nobody is making anyone their sex slave!!! Nagdammit!! You have ignored this user.

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Naderhood 417 The total sum of your votes up and votes down

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Somebody should make a thread with a tournament of all the stars of The Expendables 1 & 2 and add Seagal to the mix and lets see if Seagal actually gets any legit votes from anyone as to whether or not he could actually beat anybody from that cast up. Besides troll votes from people who thinks its funny to continue with the Seagal troll, I dont think anybody in their right mind would actually vote for Seagal.

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Dempsey Roll Member Since: 3/3/11 Posts: 70	TuLegit - I used to like seagal but to be honest hes getting a little old in the mma scene. This vid is very old which proves that people can get enough of him actually. Put Seagal on TUF or in the commentating booth Dana, people care way more about him than about Ronda, deal with it. You have ignored this user.

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UGCTT_mrzipplokk 158 Member Since: 7/31/02 Posts: 43011 Mixed Martial Arts LLC, Moderator	Van Dammage would kick the living piss out of Seagull. You have ignored this user.

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UGCTT_mrzipplokk 158 Member Since: 7/31/02 Posts: 43012 Mixed Martial Arts LLC, Moderator	and Kirik, stop trolling ! You have ignored this user.

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shaqitup 161 Member Since: 6/20/11 Posts: 667	Where's he going to see him, burger king? You have ignored this user.

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NickLaney 6 Edited: 12/11/12 1:21 PM Member Since: 9/21/07 Posts: 274	Munk - "He's a dan'd black belt in shotokan. He's also a grand master of aikido. Anyone thinking he has nothing to offer is pretty stupid" LMAO, this is why we know he has nothing to offer. The only person he has ever beaten is a woman. You have ignored this user.

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