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UGCTT croy_00 8 Member Since: 12/23/10 Posts: 3371	At this point, I think Ken Shamrock would have a legitimate chance of beating the shit out of Seagal. Heck, James Toney would probably sub him in the first. You have ignored this user.

12/11/12 12:54 PM

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Dempsey Roll

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UGCTT_mrzipplokk -
Van Dammage would kick the living piss out of Seagull.

He's also ten years younger, it's like saying that Brock Lesnar would beat Machida senior, who gives a fuck, doesn't anything about them as martial arts practictioners.

Worse thing is Randy the PED cyborg calling out an old man like Seagal, trying to bait him into becoming an easy pay day but the sensei shut him down.

12/11/12 1:42 PM	Ignore \| Quote \| Edit \| Warn Admin \| Vote Down \| Vote Up \| Delete Post
Chulio 5 Member Since: 1/29/06 Posts: 12	Who Cares You have ignored this user.

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Slickflow Member Since: 8/19/11 Posts: 184	Joshua J King - ...this fat mother fucker I loled You have ignored this user.

12/11/12 2:25 PM

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MountainMedic 174 The total sum of your votes up and votes down

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Naderhood -
Seagal more than likely USED to be capable of doing some legit Tai Chi shit. However, years and years of having somebody plan and coordinate his fight scenes have him convinced that he is some sort of fighting god. Seagal wouldnt last 1 minute with any regional MMA fighter.
He's a dan'd black belt in shotokan. He's also a grand master of aikido. Anyone thinking he has nothing to offer is pretty stupid.

I have always heard his belts were bought & paid for. Even back in the 90s this was fairly common knowledge. Phone Post

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Naderhood 418 The total sum of your votes up and votes down

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superCalo - Seagull is a GRAND MASTER. only the scond grand master in mMa coaching history, the other being machidas father.
Fact is a GRAND MASTER even at his age could probably destroy most mMa fighters today, the ignorance of those who suggest otherwise shows they know nothing about hyper elite skills and secret hidden techniques of a GRAND MASTER

SuperCalo and Seagal are both Grand Masters at their craft.

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Phil999 8 Member Since: 12/24/03 Posts: 3817	whenever I see a rerun of Executive Decision I watch the first part just enough to see SS's character get killed. You have ignored this user.

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AssassinsNATION 3 Member Since: 3/20/11 Posts: 881	Seagals hating JCVD because he got a part in Expandables 2. Haters gonna hate. You have ignored this user.

12/11/12 2:45 PM

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The Cooler

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JakodaRay - Van Damme would kill Seagull on any day of the week. 44-4 amateur record, 18-1 pro record(with all wins via KO/TKO). Has been trained in shokotan karate, taekwondo and muay thai. And Van Damme is still in absolutely terrific shape and always was a true specimen.

The only fight that Seagal has ever won was against his ex-wife.

Van Damme via helicopter kick to the fat man's face.

Nok su kao! Nok su kao!

That's all a load of garbage. Van Damme at best was a point fighter, he certainly was never professional.

http://www.starsystemkickboxing.net/Pages/JeanClaudeVanDamme.aspx

And because when I say this people invariably accuse me of being a Seagal fan (because you must be one or the other, little do they know I've actually got a raging boner for Michael Dudikoff), Seagal is a fat dumb piece of shit who lives in a make believe world.

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maxbrothersinc 51 Member Since: 7/4/10 Posts: 2471	Wasn't jcvd undefeated kickboxer? You have ignored this user.

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The Cooler Member Since: 11/21/11 Posts: 543	maxbrothersinc - Wasn't jcvd undefeated kickboxer? This bait is teh lame You have ignored this user.

12/11/12 6:49 PM	Ignore \| Quote \| Edit \| Warn Admin \| Vote Down \| Vote Up \| Delete Post
Jaybrone 168 Member Since: 11/9/10 Posts: 6229	He is an annoying self promoting douche. JCVD would kick his ass in a fight. You have ignored this user.

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MentaL 331 Member Since: 1/12/07 Posts: 12003 Kirik Jenness Fan Club Member #1	xxx You have ignored this user.

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StretchPlum Member Since: 11/20/05 Posts: 18163	I laughed my ass off when the mob guys talked about his shitting his pants at Gage and Tolner when they put the arm on him. "They" meaning a 5'3" guy. Also hilarious was when he testified with a little red blankie on his lap for support. You have ignored this user.

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Telamon 3 Member Since: 12/1/03 Posts: 18148	They were in a row at Stallon's house years back and VD called him outside to fight. Seagal backed down. Stallone said his money would have been on VD because he was "too strong" for Seagal. You have ignored this user.

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FanToFighter 6 Member Since: 9/29/12 Posts: 58	Telamon - They were in a row at Stallon's house years back and VD called him outside to fight. Seagal backed down. Stallone said his money would have been on VD because he was "too strong" for Seagal. These rumors go back and forth. You have ignored this user.

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rampageforpresident Member Since: 1/12/09 Posts: 1266	Thank goodness Ariel Helwani has enough respect for the history and tradition of martial arts to give the sensei (the grandmaster) a forum from which to enlighten the dumbed-down masses of mma fans. You have ignored this user.

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DrowningInRory'sBlueEyes 422 Member Since: 8/4/10 Posts: 6092	Sounds like seagals 'friends' even know he's full of shit. I on the other hand have no idea but I'd pick JCVD by tko if they were to fight. You have ignored this user.

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bhealthy Member Since: 11/14/06 Posts: 16953	yall must not have much experience with fatass delusional cops. they are persistent as hell and will definitely break the rules to get the 'W'. You have ignored this user.

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Cung knocked my ace out Member Since: 8/19/12 Posts: 942	They'll headline ufc 200 You have ignored this user.

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The Cooler Member Since: 11/21/11 Posts: 546	MentaL - xxx The air alone off of those padded kicks would knock a fool out. Point fighting is a lot more bad ass than I thought it was. You have ignored this user.

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Immaculata 39 Member Since: 12/14/03 Posts: 21473	Ummm..if Van Damme sees a vagina, he runs. You have ignored this user.

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Archer0545 Member Since: 5/3/07 Posts: 13449	Honey boo boo kicks the shit out of either of them. You have ignored this user.

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Red-White-Blue 16 Member Since: 10/1/07 Posts: 3045	Running is like Seagal kryptonite. Even at a fast walk he's probably not going to catch you these days. You have ignored this user.

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shinbang Member Since: 3/17/11 Posts: 382	JCVD would kick the Bitch Tits off that tucker. You have ignored this user.

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