UnderGround Forum >> Seagal: If JCVD sees me, he runs
| 12/11/12 9:47 PM | |
circa305
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Van Damm would kick Seagal so hard that he would puke up his breakfast. |
| 12/11/12 9:48 PM | |
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diggity
Member Since: 2/25/11 Posts: 2219 |
I can't wait to watch this.
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| 12/11/12 9:53 PM | |
ShanTheMan
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Member Since: 4/22/07 Posts: 20079 |
Joshua J King - ...this fat mother fucker |
| 12/11/12 10:10 PM | |
Canooke
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Member Since: 3/19/04 Posts: 5754 |
I've got Van Damme by repeated roundhouses but it wouldn't surprise me at all if Seagal caught JC in a standing elbow snapper. |
| 12/11/12 10:14 PM | |
Canooke
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Member Since: 3/19/04 Posts: 5755 |
Telamon - They were in a row at Stallon's house years back and VD called him outside to fight. Seagal backed down. Stallone said his money would have been on VD because he was "too strong" for Seagal. I love it! |
| 12/11/12 10:23 PM | |
303
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Member Since: 3/13/02 Posts: 13639 |
Seagal runs from Gene Lebell. One day someone is going to call him on all his BS and he is going to get beat down. |
| 12/11/12 10:43 PM | |
smasht
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Member Since: 8/31/12 Posts: 74 |
I wish people would stop enabling this guy :/
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| 12/12/12 11:38 PM | |
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ufcman187
Member Since: 4/30/11 Posts: 433 |
Not to sound like a nutt hugger, but I think Joe Rogan could beat and outact Seagal and JCVD. Throw in a tax rightoff and I think he would dominate SNipes as well |
| 12/13/12 12:34 AM | |
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stonepony
Member Since: 9/1/11 Posts: 3787 |
Seagal is one of those guys who has convinced themselves of their own abilities. He has had years and years of lackies training with him and playing along in exhibition. He's like that psychic kung fu master who really thought he could flip somebody through the air with his mind-powers. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll7M289-Tlk That's why Seagal thought he couldn't be choked out, and then pooped on himself when it happened. He probably thought he could use his chi energy to throw off a rear-naked. |
| 12/13/12 12:35 AM | |
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stonepony
Member Since: 9/1/11 Posts: 3788 |
JCVD was a very legit TKD champion. Somebody who probably could have found his way in to MMA if the sport were big 40 years ago. |
| 12/13/12 12:47 AM | |
RileyPust
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Member Since: 6/4/11 Posts: 455 |
Phil999 - whenever I see a rerun of Executive Decision I watch the first part just enough to see SS's character get killed. That's hilarious, I do that as well every time. |
| 12/13/12 12:56 AM | |
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ntreb23
Member Since: 7/30/12 Posts: 22 |
To me it seems like the cops are just having some fun with him, encouraging him to get mad. This being said make this fight happen!! hahaha.. Even with Seagals weight advantage in a "superfight", I see JCVD winning this fight. He obviously has him beat in cardio but I mainly see Steven Seagal standing there doing his hand movement stuff looking like a fat, toothless, tyrannosaurus rex and Jean Claude giving him a swift kick to the head. I wonder if JCVD would pass the drug test, I vote for VADA testing. |
| 12/13/12 1:08 AM | |
burner22
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Member Since: 8/17/12 Posts: 449 |
Fuck seagal the fat delusional peadophile. The jokes over, someone should knock the fat idiot out.he's a disgrace to the human race
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| 12/13/12 1:09 AM | |
burner22
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Member Since: 8/17/12 Posts: 450 |
cjlom21 - The funny part is a 60 year old Seagal will still beat up most of your Fat losers and skinny nerds easily. Wrist control you and sit his fat bum on your faces puss!e boys.Enjoy a vote down cum junkie
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| 12/13/12 1:09 AM | |
Alistair Overstream
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Member Since: 12/11/11 Posts: 284 |
cjlom21 - The funny part is a 60 year old Seagal will still beat up most of your Fat losers and skinny nerds easily. Wrist control you and sit his fat bum on your faces puss!e boys. K. |
| 12/13/12 1:20 AM | |
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ntreb23
Member Since: 7/30/12 Posts: 23 |
cjlom21 - We all know you dont get girls, make money, or have a life, when your saying "ill vote you down". cocaine's a hell of a drug |
| 12/13/12 1:33 AM | |
Rear Naked Chode
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Member Since: 11/20/12 Posts: 245 |
But tell us how you really feel. |
| 12/13/12 1:34 AM | |
Alistair Overstream
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Member Since: 12/11/11 Posts: 285 |
Who let Junie Browning and Julian Lanes retarded child on the UG? |
| 12/13/12 1:36 AM | |
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ntreb23
Edited: 12/13/12 1:51 AM Member Since: 7/30/12 Posts: 24 |
lawl |
| 12/13/12 5:38 AM | |
PermitMeFisticuffsBrother
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Member Since: 11/9/12 Posts: 21 |
doesn't he mean every time he sees Gene Lebell he gets the runs. BOOM! |
| 12/13/12 6:46 AM | |
fightharder
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Member Since: 1/14/11 Posts: 1813 |
Van Damme pro kickboxing experience VS only Aikido experience.....
Sorry but we all know what was left of the mystic of traditional martial arts when tested in competitive environment against other martial arts. MMA fighters do kickbox but i never seen anyone trying to use Aikido to KO someone.
Anyways just a well that keeps on giving. Still weirded out that Silva gives this dude his time of day. |
| 12/13/12 7:58 AM | |
UGCTT_mrzipplokk
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Member Since: 7/31/02 Posts: 43037 Mixed Martial Arts LLC, Moderator |
Rarely see anyone as butthurt as cjlom21. Must be the holidays ? |
| 12/13/12 8:34 AM | |
Woodford Mike
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Member Since: 2/23/10 Posts: 2558 |
arnanderson - JCVD should definitely run from Steven Seagal. Seagal might kidnap his daughter and make her one of his sex slaves.Lol
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| 12/13/12 8:55 AM | |
thefightingsheep
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Member Since: 9/28/06 Posts: 8150 |
Just building up the JCVD vs Seagal heat for their coaching debuts on the next season of TUF. |
| 12/13/12 8:56 AM | |
Darth Ryase
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Member Since: 8/4/10 Posts: 16199 |
AssassinsNATION - Seagals hating JCVD because he got a part in Expandables 2. Haters gonna hate. How does it not eat him up inside that he's the ONLY action star from the 90s that nobody wants to see in the Expendables? He's so far gone in the head he probably thinks it's because he's "too deadly" or some mystic shit. |
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