UnderGround Forum >> Seagal: If JCVD sees me, he runs

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12/11/12 9:47 PM
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circa305 7 The total sum of your votes up and votes down Send Private Message Add Comment To Profile

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Van Damm would kick Seagal so hard that he would puke up his breakfast.
12/11/12 9:48 PM
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I can't wait to watch this. Phone Post
12/11/12 9:53 PM
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Joshua J King -  ...this fat mother fucker Phone Post

12/11/12 10:10 PM
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Canooke 11 The total sum of your votes up and votes down Send Private Message Add Comment To Profile

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I've got Van Damme by repeated roundhouses but it wouldn't surprise me at all if Seagal caught JC in a standing elbow snapper.
12/11/12 10:14 PM
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Canooke 11 The total sum of your votes up and votes down Send Private Message Add Comment To Profile

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Telamon - They were in a row at Stallon's house years back and VD called him outside to fight. Seagal backed down. Stallone said his money would have been on VD because he was "too strong" for Seagal.

I love it!
12/11/12 10:23 PM
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Seagal runs from Gene Lebell. One day someone is going to call him on all his BS and he is going to get beat down.
12/11/12 10:43 PM
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I wish people would stop enabling this guy :/ Phone Post
12/12/12 11:38 PM
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Not to sound like a nutt hugger, but I think Joe Rogan could beat and outact Seagal and JCVD. Throw in a tax rightoff and I think he would dominate SNipes as well
12/13/12 12:34 AM
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Seagal is one of those guys who has convinced themselves of their own abilities. He has had years and years of lackies training with him and playing along in exhibition. He's like that psychic kung fu master who really thought he could flip somebody through the air with his mind-powers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll7M289-Tlk

That's why Seagal thought he couldn't be choked out, and then pooped on himself when it happened. He probably thought he could use his chi energy to throw off a rear-naked.
12/13/12 12:35 AM
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JCVD was a very legit TKD champion. Somebody who probably could have found his way in to MMA if the sport were big 40 years ago.
12/13/12 12:47 AM
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Phil999 - whenever I see a rerun of Executive Decision I watch the first part just enough to see SS's character get killed.

That's hilarious, I do that as well every time.
12/13/12 12:56 AM
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To me it seems like the cops are just having some fun with him, encouraging him to get mad. This being said make this fight happen!! hahaha.. Even with Seagals weight advantage in a "superfight", I see JCVD winning this fight. He obviously has him beat in cardio but I mainly see Steven Seagal standing there doing his hand movement stuff looking like a fat, toothless, tyrannosaurus rex and Jean Claude giving him a swift kick to the head. I wonder if JCVD would pass the drug test, I vote for VADA testing.
12/13/12 1:08 AM
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Fuck seagal the fat delusional peadophile. The jokes over, someone should knock the fat idiot out.he's a disgrace to the human race Phone Post
12/13/12 1:09 AM
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cjlom21 - The funny part is a 60 year old Seagal will still beat up most of your Fat losers and skinny nerds easily. Wrist control you and sit his fat bum on your faces puss!e boys.

You losers have no respect for real martial artist. Seagal never said hed even fight in a cage, Hes a real martial artist, not a "cage fighter" who fights to pay for his child support. LOL at you morons.


btw ANOTHER BET GONE GOOD. Told you nobodies that JEREMEY STEPHENS WOULD GET "KTFO".

Easy underdog bet again. 14/15 underdog MMA bets, Take notes losers.

Btw I saw a picture of the UG with dana white, I now know why your all so pathetic and hate life. Seattle UFC is filled of the most ugly human beings to grace planet earth.

and 1 girl who actually was a 5.5/10. but i see why you UG'ers are so silly now, Freak show fat boys or nerdy looking twerps
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12/13/12 1:09 AM
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cjlom21 - The funny part is a 60 year old Seagal will still beat up most of your Fat losers and skinny nerds easily. Wrist control you and sit his fat bum on your faces puss!e boys.

You losers have no respect for real martial artist. Seagal never said hed even fight in a cage, Hes a real martial artist, not a "cage fighter" who fights to pay for his child support. LOL at you morons.


btw ANOTHER BET GONE GOOD. Told you nobodies that JEREMEY STEPHENS WOULD GET "KTFO".

Easy underdog bet again. 14/15 underdog MMA bets, Take notes losers.

Btw I saw a picture of the UG with dana white, I now know why your all so pathetic and hate life. Seattle UFC is filled of the most ugly human beings to grace planet earth.

and 1 girl who actually was a 5.5/10. but i see why you UG'ers are so silly now, Freak show fat boys or nerdy looking twerps

K.
12/13/12 1:20 AM
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cjlom21 - We all know you dont get girls, make money, or have a life, when your saying "ill vote you down".

And anyone who has seen my posts know I'm 99 percent right about every fight pick.

I still laugh at you morons saying YOUR AN IDIOT for saying Big Foot +300 odds over Travis I eat Brownies was a bad bet. Made 25k on that fight.

You all know nothing about fighting, boxing, MMA or anything. Your mostly all trolls and look like creatures from Star Wars

keep living your Troll lives, I feel bad for all of you

cocaine's a hell of a drug
12/13/12 1:33 AM
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Rear Naked Chode 172 The total sum of your votes up and votes down Send Private Message Add Comment To Profile

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But tell us how you really feel.
12/13/12 1:34 AM
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Alistair Overstream 15 The total sum of your votes up and votes down Send Private Message Add Comment To Profile

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Who let Junie Browning and Julian Lanes retarded child on the UG?
12/13/12 1:36 AM
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12/13/12 5:38 AM
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PermitMeFisticuffsBrother 29 The total sum of your votes up and votes down Send Private Message Add Comment To Profile

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doesn't he mean every time he sees Gene Lebell he gets the runs.
BOOM!
12/13/12 6:46 AM
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fightharder 13 The total sum of your votes up and votes down Send Private Message Add Comment To Profile

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Van Damme pro kickboxing experience VS only Aikido experience.....

 

Sorry but we all know what was left of the mystic of traditional martial arts when tested in competitive environment against other martial arts. MMA fighters do kickbox but i never seen anyone trying to use Aikido to KO someone.

 

Anyways just a well that keeps on giving. Still weirded out that Silva gives this dude his time of day.

12/13/12 7:58 AM
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Rarely see anyone as butthurt as cjlom21. Must be the holidays ?

12/13/12 8:34 AM
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arnanderson - JCVD should definitely run from Steven Seagal. Seagal might kidnap his daughter and make her one of his sex slaves.
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12/13/12 8:55 AM
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Just building up the JCVD vs Seagal heat for their coaching debuts on the next season of TUF.
12/13/12 8:56 AM
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AssassinsNATION -  Seagals hating JCVD because he got a part in Expandables 2. Haters gonna hate. Phone Post

How does it not eat him up inside that he's the ONLY action star from the 90s that nobody wants to see in the Expendables? He's so far gone in the head he probably thinks it's because he's "too deadly" or some mystic shit.


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