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UnderGround Forum >> 2nd Annual I'll buy you a grey name if....
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GodSaveTheReem
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| 12/26/12 1:32 AM | |
TheFlood58
Member Since: 8/8/12 Posts: 174 |
By the way OMA if you go with One Man Army for your clothing you should sponser Johnny Bedford he has it tattood 
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Leghound
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Lulz |
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TheFlood58
Member Since: 8/8/12 Posts: 175 |
Next
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| 12/26/12 1:35 AM | |
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GodSaveTheReem
5
Member Since: 1/19/11 Posts: 263 |
i got a tuxedo rash guard for xmas...glad to see my girlfriend actually listens |
| 12/26/12 1:35 AM | |
Kingfanpaul
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Member Since: 9/8/11 Posts: 2002 |
An Illinois man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel he decided to send his wife a quick email. Unfortunately, when typing her address, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen: Dearest Wife, Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P.S. Sure is hot down here.
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| 12/26/12 1:36 AM | |
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Rear Naked Chode
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Member Since: 11/20/12 Posts: 420 |
Rear Naked Chode -Rear Naked Chode -ChicagoTom -Rear Naked Chode -•Rear Naked Chode -nick diaz nut hugger -Rear Naked Chode -.Canadian Eh -nick diaz nut hugger -.?Libero21 -.... OKAY LET'S BREAK IT DOWN PEOPLE % ^ IF YOU'RE A GUY THERE IS NO SUCH L THING AS BISEXUAL "F3 $r $$$$.e$" . THERE IS ONLY STRAIGHT AND GAY "$$$$$" " .$$$$c / IF YOU WILLINGLY TOUCH A DICK THEN . $$$$$$$P YOU ARE GAY ."c $$$ .$c3b ..J$$$$$e IF YOU WILLINGLY LET A DICK TOUCH 4$$$$ .$$$$$$$$$$$$$$c YOU THEN YOU ARE GAY $$$$b .$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$r $$$. .$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ IF YOU SCORE ANYTHING OTHER THAN $$$c .$$$$$$$ "$$$$$$$$$r ZERO ON THE KINSEY SCALE: GAY $$$b .$$$$ $$$"^b $$$$$$$$$ *$$$ $$$$ $$P4$ $^$$$$ $$$ IF YOU EXPERIMENTED ONCE WHEN *$$$.$$$$ 4$b'$$$.3$$P *$$F YOU WERE YOUNG AND GOT MARRIED "$$$$$P 4$$e."$$$$$% $$$ TO A WOMAN AND HAD CHILDREN AND "$$$P $$$$b $$$$ *$$ LIVED A HAPPY PRODUCTIVE "" $$$$$$."$$$c $$F HETEROSEXUAL LIFE FOREVER $$$$$$$e $$$$.*$$ AFTER: STILL GAY .ee. $$$$$$$$$ *$$$$$ 4$$ ^b $$$$$$$$$ ^$$$$ YES WE KNOW THAT YOU DON'T LIKE $$$ ^c $$$$$$$$F "*$% TO BE CALLED GAY BUT YOU CHOSE 3$$c * $$$$*"""F THE DICK NOW YOU SLEEP WITH IT $$$$ cP" ^$$$$c .e" "BI" IS NOT DIFFERENT FROM GAY IT ^$$$$" IS JUST WHAT HOMOS CALL THEMSELVES JP" e" ' YOU CAN CALL YOURSELF A "STRIPED d$ %z. BASS" FOR ALL WE CARE FOLKS YOU'RE $$$ $$$c STILL FILTHY FAGGOTS AND YOU'RE z$$$$eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed$$$$e GOING TO HELL !!!! GOD ISN'T FOOLED $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""nick diaz nut hugger -I'd loved greyednick diaz nut hugger -.... OKAY LET'S BREAK IT DOWN PEOPLE % ^ IF YOU'RE A GUY THERE IS NO SUCH L THING AS BISEXUAL "F3 $r $$$$.e$" . THERE IS ONLY STRAIGHT AND GAY "$$$$$" " .$$$$c / IF YOU WILLINGLY TOUCH A DICK THEN . $$$$$$$P YOU ARE GAY ."c $$$ .$c3b ..J$$$$$e IF YOU WILLINGLY LET A DICK TOUCH 4$$$$ .$$$$$$$$$$$$$$c YOU THEN YOU ARE GAY $$$$b .$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$r $$$. .$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ IF YOU SCORE ANYTHING OTHER THAN $$$c .$$$$$$$ "$$$$$$$$$r ZERO ON THE KINSEY SCALE: GAY $$$b .$$$$ $$$"^b $$$$$$$$$ *$$$ $$$$ $$P4$ $^$$$$ $$$ IF YOU EXPERIMENTED ONCE WHEN *$$$.$$$$ 4$b'$$$.3$$P *$$F YOU WERE YOUNG AND GOT MARRIED "$$$$$P 4$$e."$$$$$% $$$ TO A WOMAN AND HAD CHILDREN AND "$$$P $$$$b $$$$ *$$ LIVED A HAPPY PRODUCTIVE "" $$$$$$."$$$c $$F HETEROSEXUAL LIFE FOREVER $$$$$$$e $$$$.*$$ AFTER: STILL GAY .ee. $$$$$$$$$ *$$$$$ 4$$ ^b $$$$$$$$$ ^$$$$ YES WE KNOW THAT YOU DON'T LIKE $$$ ^c $$$$$$$$F "*$% TO BE CALLED GAY BUT YOU CHOSE 3$$c * $$$$*"""F THE DICK NOW YOU SLEEP WITH IT $$$$ cP" ^$$$$c .e" "BI" IS NOT DIFFERENT FROM GAY IT ^$$$$" IS JUST WHAT HOMOS CALL THEMSELVES JP" e" ' YOU CAN CALL YOURSELF A "STRIPED d$ %z. BASS" FOR ALL WE CARE FOLKS YOU'RE $$$ $$$c STILL FILTHY FAGGOTS AND YOU'RE z$$$$eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed$$$$e GOING TO HELL !!!! GOD ISN'T FOOLED $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""nick diaz nut hugger -.nick diaz nut hugger -.... OKAY LET'S BREAK IT DOWN PEOPLE % ^ IF YOU'RE A GUY THERE IS NO SUCH L THING AS BISEXUAL "F3 $r $$$$.e$" . THERE IS ONLY STRAIGHT AND GAY "$$$$$" " .$$$$c / IF YOU WILLINGLY TOUCH A DICK THEN . $$$$$$$P YOU ARE GAY ."c $$$ .$c3b ..J$$$$$e IF YOU WILLINGLY LET A DICK TOUCH 4$$$$ .$$$$$$$$$$$$$$c YOU THEN YOU ARE GAY $$$$b .$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$r $$$. .$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ IF YOU SCORE ANYTHING OTHER THAN $$$c .$$$$$$$ "$$$$$$$$$r ZERO ON THE KINSEY SCALE: GAY $$$b .$$$$ $$$"^b $$$$$$$$$ *$$$ $$$$ $$P4$ $^$$$$ $$$ IF YOU EXPERIMENTED ONCE WHEN *$$$.$$$$ 4$b'$$$.3$$P *$$F YOU WERE YOUNG AND GOT MARRIED "$$$$$P 4$$e."$$$$$% $$$ TO A WOMAN AND HAD CHILDREN AND "$$$P $$$$b $$$$ *$$ LIVED A HAPPY PRODUCTIVE "" $$$$$$."$$$c $$F HETEROSEXUAL LIFE FOREVER $$$$$$$e $$$$.*$$ AFTER: STILL GAY .ee. $$$$$$$$$ *$$$$$ 4$$ ^b $$$$$$$$$ ^$$$$ YES WE KNOW THAT YOU DON'T LIKE $$$ ^c $$$$$$$$F "*$% TO BE CALLED GAY BUT YOU CHOSE 3$$c * $$$$*"""F THE DICK NOW YOU SLEEP WITH IT $$$$ cP" ^$$$$c .e" "BI" IS NOT DIFFERENT FROM GAY IT ^$$$$" IS JUST WHAT HOMOS CALL THEMSELVES JP" e" ' YOU CAN CALL YOURSELF A "STRIPED d$ %z. BASS" FOR ALL WE CARE FOLKS YOU'RE $$$ $$$c STILL FILTHY FAGGOTS AND YOU'RE z$$$$eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed$$$$e GOING TO HELL !!!! GOD ISN'T FOOLED $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""nick diaz nut hugger -.nick diaz nut hugger -.nick diaz nut hugger -.Rear Naked Chode -.Rear Naked Chode - .... OKAY LET'S BREAK IT DOWN PEOPLE % ^ IF YOU'RE A GUY THERE IS NO SUCH L THING AS BISEXUAL "F3 $r $$$$.e$" . THERE IS ONLY STRAIGHT AND GAY "$$$$$" " .$$$$c / IF YOU WILLINGLY TOUCH A DICK THEN . $$$$$$$P YOU ARE GAY ."c $$$ .$c3b ..J$$$$$e IF YOU WILLINGLY LET A DICK TOUCH 4$$$$ .$$$$$$$$$$$$$$c YOU THEN YOU ARE GAY $$$$b .$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$r $$$. .$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ IF YOU SCORE ANYTHING OTHER THAN $$$c .$$$$$$$ "$$$$$$$$$r ZERO ON THE KINSEY SCALE: GAY $$$b .$$$$ $$$"^b $$$$$$$$$ *$$$ $$$$ $$P4$ $^$$$$ $$$ IF YOU EXPERIMENTED ONCE WHEN *$$$.$$$$ 4$b'$$$.3$$P *$$F YOU WERE YOUNG AND GOT MARRIED "$$$$$P 4$$e."$$$$$% $$$ TO A WOMAN AND HAD CHILDREN AND "$$$P $$$$b $$$$ *$$ LIVED A HAPPY PRODUCTIVE "" $$$$$$."$$$c $$F HETEROSEXUAL LIFE FOREVER $$$$$$$e $$$$.*$$ AFTER: STILL GAY .ee. $$$$$$$$$ *$$$$$ 4$$ ^b $$$$$$$$$ ^$$$$ YES WE KNOW THAT YOU DON'T LIKE $$$ ^c $$$$$$$$F "*$% TO BE CALLED GAY BUT YOU CHOSE 3$$c * $$$$*"""F THE DICK NOW YOU SLEEP WITH IT $$$$ cP" ^$$$$c .e" "BI" IS NOT DIFFERENT FROM GAY IT ^$$$$" IS JUST WHAT HOMOS CALL THEMSELVES JP" e" ' YOU CAN CALL YOURSELF A "STRIPED d$ %z. BASS" FOR ALL WE CARE FOLKS YOU'RE $$$ $$$c STILL FILTHY FAGGOTS AND YOU'RE z$$$$eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed$$$$e GOING TO HELL !!!! GOD ISN'T FOOLED $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" ( . )( . ) ) ( ( y ) |
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GodSaveTheReem
5
Member Since: 1/19/11 Posts: 264 |
well that escalated |
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Death
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Member Since: 7/5/12 Posts: 531 |
GodSaveTheReem - well that escalated. 
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| 12/26/12 1:45 AM | |
GayGuardMooseSaucy
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Member Since: 2/4/11 Posts: 9212 |
ttt |
| 12/26/12 1:49 AM | |
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Calavaro
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Member Since: 10/25/10 Posts: 1024 |
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| 12/26/12 1:52 AM | |
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Kingfanpaul
777
Member Since: 9/8/11 Posts: 2003 |
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference.At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket.”How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?” asks an accountant.”Watch and you’ll see,” answers an engineer. All of them board the train.The accountants take their respective seats but all three engineers cram into a restroom and close the door behind them.Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, “Ticket, please.”The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.The accountants saw this and agreed it was a clever idea.So after the conference, the accountants decide to copy the engineers on the return trip and save some money .When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return trip.To their astonishment, the engineers don’t buy a ticket at all.”How are you going to travel without a ticket?” says one perplexed accountant.”Watch and you’ll see,” answers an engineer.When they board the train the three accountants cram into a restroom and the three engineers cram into another one nearby. The train departs.Shortly afterward, one of the engineers leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the accountants are hiding.He knocks on the door and says, “Ticket, please.”
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| 12/26/12 1:53 AM | |
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Calavaro
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Member Since: 10/25/10 Posts: 1025 |
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| 12/26/12 1:58 AM | |
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Rear Naked Chode
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Member Since: 11/20/12 Posts: 421 |
nick diaz nut hugger -Rear Naked Chode -!Rear Naked Chode -Rear Naked Chode -ChicagoTom -Rear Naked Chode -•Rear Naked Chode -nick diaz nut hugger -Rear Naked Chode -.Canadian Eh -nick diaz nut hugger -.?Libero21 -.... OKAY LET'S BREAK IT DOWN PEOPLE % ^ IF YOU'RE A GUY THERE IS NO SUCH L THING AS BISEXUAL "F3 $r $$$$.e$" . THERE IS ONLY STRAIGHT AND GAY "$$$$$" " .$$$$c / IF YOU WILLINGLY TOUCH A DICK THEN . $$$$$$$P YOU ARE GAY ."c $$$ .$c3b ..J$$$$$e IF YOU WILLINGLY LET A DICK TOUCH 4$$$$ .$$$$$$$$$$$$$$c YOU THEN YOU ARE GAY $$$$b .$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$r $$$. .$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ IF YOU SCORE ANYTHING OTHER THAN $$$c .$$$$$$$ "$$$$$$$$$r ZERO ON THE KINSEY SCALE: GAY $$$b .$$$$ $$$"^b $$$$$$$$$ *$$$ $$$$ $$P4$ $^$$$$ $$$ IF YOU EXPERIMENTED ONCE WHEN *$$$.$$$$ 4$b'$$$.3$$P *$$F YOU WERE YOUNG AND GOT MARRIED "$$$$$P 4$$e."$$$$$% $$$ TO A WOMAN AND HAD CHILDREN AND "$$$P $$$$b $$$$ *$$ LIVED A HAPPY PRODUCTIVE "" $$$$$$."$$$c $$F HETEROSEXUAL LIFE FOREVER $$$$$$$e $$$$.*$$ AFTER: STILL GAY .ee. $$$$$$$$$ *$$$$$ 4$$ ^b $$$$$$$$$ ^$$$$ YES WE KNOW THAT YOU DON'T LIKE $$$ ^c $$$$$$$$F "*$% TO BE CALLED GAY BUT YOU CHOSE 3$$c * $$$$*"""F THE DICK NOW YOU SLEEP WITH IT $$$$ cP" ^$$$$c .e" "BI" IS NOT DIFFERENT FROM GAY IT ^$$$$" IS JUST WHAT HOMOS CALL THEMSELVES JP" e" ' YOU CAN CALL YOURSELF A "STRIPED d$ %z. BASS" FOR ALL WE CARE FOLKS YOU'RE $$$ $$$c STILL FILTHY FAGGOTS AND YOU'RE z$$$$eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed$$$$e GOING TO HELL !!!! GOD ISN'T FOOLED $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""nick diaz nut hugger -I'd loved greyednick diaz nut hugger -.... OKAY LET'S BREAK IT DOWN PEOPLE % ^ IF YOU'RE A GUY THERE IS NO SUCH L THING AS BISEXUAL "F3 $r $$$$.e$" . THERE IS ONLY STRAIGHT AND GAY "$$$$$" " .$$$$c / IF YOU WILLINGLY TOUCH A DICK THEN . $$$$$$$P YOU ARE GAY ."c $$$ .$c3b ..J$$$$$e IF YOU WILLINGLY LET A DICK TOUCH 4$$$$ .$$$$$$$$$$$$$$c YOU THEN YOU ARE GAY $$$$b .$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$r $$$. .$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ IF YOU SCORE ANYTHING OTHER THAN $$$c .$$$$$$$ "$$$$$$$$$r ZERO ON THE KINSEY SCALE: GAY $$$b .$$$$ $$$"^b $$$$$$$$$ *$$$ $$$$ $$P4$ $^$$$$ $$$ IF YOU EXPERIMENTED ONCE WHEN *$$$.$$$$ 4$b'$$$.3$$P *$$F YOU WERE YOUNG AND GOT MARRIED "$$$$$P 4$$e."$$$$$% $$$ TO A WOMAN AND HAD CHILDREN AND "$$$P $$$$b $$$$ *$$ LIVED A HAPPY PRODUCTIVE "" $$$$$$."$$$c $$F HETEROSEXUAL LIFE FOREVER $$$$$$$e $$$$.*$$ AFTER: STILL GAY .ee. $$$$$$$$$ *$$$$$ 4$$ ^b $$$$$$$$$ ^$$$$ YES WE KNOW THAT YOU DON'T LIKE $$$ ^c $$$$$$$$F "*$% TO BE CALLED GAY BUT YOU CHOSE 3$$c * $$$$*"""F THE DICK NOW YOU SLEEP WITH IT $$$$ cP" ^$$$$c .e" "BI" IS NOT DIFFERENT FROM GAY IT ^$$$$" IS JUST WHAT HOMOS CALL THEMSELVES JP" e" ' YOU CAN CALL YOURSELF A "STRIPED d$ %z. BASS" FOR ALL WE CARE FOLKS YOU'RE $$$ $$$c STILL FILTHY FAGGOTS AND YOU'RE z$$$$eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed$$$$e GOING TO HELL !!!! GOD ISN'T FOOLED $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""nick diaz nut hugger -.nick diaz nut hugger -.... OKAY LET'S BREAK IT DOWN PEOPLE % ^ IF YOU'RE A GUY THERE IS NO SUCH L THING AS BISEXUAL "F3 $r $$$$.e$" . THERE IS ONLY STRAIGHT AND GAY "$$$$$" " .$$$$c / IF YOU WILLINGLY TOUCH A DICK THEN . $$$$$$$P YOU ARE GAY ."c $$$ .$c3b ..J$$$$$e IF YOU WILLINGLY LET A DICK TOUCH 4$$$$ .$$$$$$$$$$$$$$c YOU THEN YOU ARE GAY $$$$b .$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$r $$$. .$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ IF YOU SCORE ANYTHING OTHER THAN $$$c .$$$$$$$ "$$$$$$$$$r ZERO ON THE KINSEY SCALE: GAY $$$b .$$$$ $$$"^b $$$$$$$$$ *$$$ $$$$ $$P4$ $^$$$$ $$$ IF YOU EXPERIMENTED ONCE WHEN *$$$.$$$$ 4$b'$$$.3$$P *$$F YOU WERE YOUNG AND GOT MARRIED "$$$$$P 4$$e."$$$$$% $$$ TO A WOMAN AND HAD CHILDREN AND "$$$P $$$$b $$$$ *$$ LIVED A HAPPY PRODUCTIVE "" $$$$$$."$$$c $$F HETEROSEXUAL LIFE FOREVER $$$$$$$e $$$$.*$$ AFTER: STILL GAY .ee. $$$$$$$$$ *$$$$$ 4$$ ^b $$$$$$$$$ ^$$$$ YES WE KNOW THAT YOU DON'T LIKE $$$ ^c $$$$$$$$F "*$% TO BE CALLED GAY BUT YOU CHOSE 3$$c * $$$$*"""F THE DICK NOW YOU SLEEP WITH IT $$$$ cP" ^$$$$c .e" "BI" IS NOT DIFFERENT FROM GAY IT ^$$$$" IS JUST WHAT HOMOS CALL THEMSELVES JP" e" ' YOU CAN CALL YOURSELF A "STRIPED d$ %z. BASS" FOR ALL WE CARE FOLKS YOU'RE $$$ $$$c STILL FILTHY FAGGOTS AND YOU'RE z$$$$eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed$$$$e GOING TO HELL !!!! GOD ISN'T FOOLED $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""nick diaz nut hugger -.nick diaz nut hugger -.nick diaz nut hugger -.Rear Naked Chode -.Rear Naked Chode - .... OKAY LET'S BREAK IT DOWN PEOPLE % ^ IF YOU'RE A GUY THERE IS NO SUCH L THING AS BISEXUAL "F3 $r $$$$.e$" . THERE IS ONLY STRAIGHT AND GAY "$$$$$" " .$$$$c / IF YOU WILLINGLY TOUCH A DICK THEN . $$$$$$$P YOU ARE GAY ."c $$$ .$c3b ..J$$$$$e IF YOU WILLINGLY LET A DICK TOUCH 4$$$$ .$$$$$$$$$$$$$$c YOU THEN YOU ARE GAY $$$$b .$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$r $$$. .$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ IF YOU SCORE ANYTHING OTHER THAN $$$c .$$$$$$$ "$$$$$$$$$r ZERO ON THE KINSEY SCALE: GAY $$$b .$$$$ $$$"^b $$$$$$$$$ *$$$ $$$$ $$P4$ $^$$$$ $$$ IF YOU EXPERIMENTED ONCE WHEN *$$$.$$$$ 4$b'$$$.3$$P *$$F YOU WERE YOUNG AND GOT MARRIED "$$$$$P 4$$e."$$$$$% $$$ TO A WOMAN AND HAD CHILDREN AND "$$$P $$$$b $$$$ *$$ LIVED A HAPPY PRODUCTIVE "" $$$$$$."$$$c $$F HETEROSEXUAL LIFE FOREVER $$$$$$$e $$$$.*$$ AFTER: STILL GAY .ee. $$$$$$$$$ *$$$$$ 4$$ ^b $$$$$$$$$ ^$$$$ YES WE KNOW THAT YOU DON'T LIKE $$$ ^c $$$$$$$$F "*$% TO BE CALLED GAY BUT YOU CHOSE 3$$c * $$$$*"""F THE DICK NOW YOU SLEEP WITH IT $$$$ cP" ^$$$$c .e" "BI" IS NOT DIFFERENT FROM GAY IT ^$$$$" IS JUST WHAT HOMOS CALL THEMSELVES JP" e" ' YOU CAN CALL YOURSELF A "STRIPED d$ %z. BASS" FOR ALL WE CARE FOLKS YOU'RE $$$ $$$c STILL FILTHY FAGGOTS AND YOU'RE z$$$$eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed$$$$e GOING TO HELL !!!! GOD ISN'T FOOLED $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" & |
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Kingfanpaul
777
Member Since: 9/8/11 Posts: 2004 |
A little kid gets on a city bus, sits right behind the driver, and starts talking loudly, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow, I'd be a little bull." The driver gets annoyed as the kids continues to yammer on. "If my dad was an rooster and my mom a hen, I would be a little chick." The kid goes on and on with all the animals he knows, when finally, the bus driver yells, "What if your dad was a bum and your mom was a drunk?" The kid smiles and says, "I'd be a bus driver."
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| 12/26/12 2:00 AM | |
ontilt
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Member Since: 2/13/11 Posts: 401 |
i like turtles |
| 12/26/12 2:00 AM | |
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GayGuardMooseSaucy
279
Member Since: 2/4/11 Posts: 9214 |
ttt |
| 12/26/12 2:01 AM | |
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Kingfanpaul
777
Member Since: 9/8/11 Posts: 2005 |
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback sits at a traffic light next to a kid on a shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" The kid says, "Yeah." The cop says, "Well, next year, tell Santa to put a tail light on that bike." The cop then issues the kid a $20 bicycle safety violation ticket. The kid takes the ticket and says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" Humoring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did." The kid says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the d**k underneath the horse,
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| 12/26/12 2:01 AM | |
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Libero21
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Member Since: 2/18/12 Posts: 121 |
Just saw django, classic.
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| 12/26/12 2:05 AM | |
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Kingfanpaul
777
Member Since: 9/8/11 Posts: 2006 |
A couple wants a divorce, but first they must decide who will be the main guardian of their child. The jury asks both the man and woman for a reason why they should be the one to keep the child. So the jury asks the woman first. She says, "Well I carried this child around in my stomach for nine months and I had to go through a painful birth process, this is my child and apart of me." The jury is impressed and then turns to ask the man the same question. The man replies, "OK, I take a coin and put it in the drink machine and a drink comes out, now tell me who does the drink belong to me or the machine"
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| 12/26/12 2:07 AM | |
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TheBulgarianAssassin
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Member Since: 6/29/10 Posts: 2269 |
Kingfanpaul - A couple wants a divorce, but first they must decide who will be the main guardian of their child. The jury asks both the man and woman for a reason why they should be the one to keep the child. So the jury asks the woman first. She says, "Well I carried this child around in my stomach for nine months and I had to go through a painful birth process, this is my child and apart of me." The jury is impressed and then turns to ask the man the same question. The man replies, "OK, I take a coin and put it in the drink machine and a drink comes out, now tell me who does the drink belong to me or the machine"
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| 12/26/12 2:13 AM | |
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Kingfanpaul
777
Member Since: 9/8/11 Posts: 2007 |
sweatygooch - What's special about a grey name?You can spam and nobody is allowed to troll you.
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| 12/26/12 2:15 AM | |
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GayGuardMooseSaucy
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Member Since: 2/4/11 Posts: 9216 |
Kingfanpaul -Lolsweatygooch - What's special about a grey name?You can spam and nobody is allowed to troll you.
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| 12/26/12 2:15 AM | |
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AlmightySavage
Member Since: 2/2/11 Posts: 182 |
I got peas on my head
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| 12/26/12 2:21 AM | |
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Kingfanpaul
777
Member Since: 9/8/11 Posts: 2008 |
AlmightySavage - I got peas on my headHow was your 5 minutes of fame homie?
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