UnderGround Forum >> ATTN Tito!!! FUTA1! RED ALERT!!!!

alright i cancelled all my appointments today including giving a cactus an acupuncture healing session went to tapout radio.com and got this

Do we have to wait until Monday for final results? Can we all last this long with anxiety on our hailmary attempt?

someone fill me in. and then someone fill me out.

It's either going to be on Mondays show or BE.. hold on I'll ask Crooklyn

Crooklyn said this interview is for Bloodyelbow

So Stay tuned =)

-Until Crooklyn's Bloody Elbow

aye, i was hoping it would be a video or audio interview so we could see or hear the emotion!

but i will have to accept the dissapointment in text.

lookoutawhale - 

aye, i was hoping it would be a video or audio interview so we could see or hear the emotion!

 

but i will have to accept the dissapointment in text.

even when distributed in text form, the tiny discrete molecules of disappoinment tend to clog up my pores, marring my otherwise porcelain features.

was hoping for something potable, to be taken internally; skipping external organs completely and going directly to engorge and inflame my isles of langerham.

lookout beta cells, here comes heartbreak.

unfilter - 

lookoutawhale - 

aye, i was hoping it would be a video or audio interview so we could see or hear the emotion!

 

but i will have to accept the dissapointment in text.

even when distributed in text form, the tiny discrete molecules of disappoinment tend to clog up my pores, marring my otherwise porcelain features.

was hoping for something potable, to be taken internally; skipping external organs completely and going directly to engorge and inflame my isles of langerham.

lookout beta cells, here comes heartbreak.

Aftear reading what you wrote i sprinted straight to the fallen and bombed out Futa Factories where a few beakers and flasks were of some use, despite the lingering radition. What the lab racoons came up with, was a special concotion that you dont ingested orally. Its a cologne but one that isnt taken externally. Its to be sprayed directly into the anal sphinster and then absorbed by the rectum. This will take a few minutes after the cologne has dinner and drinks with the bladder to catch up on old times while simultaneously creating new times to be spoken of at a later date.

So i am proud to present the butt cologne:

Dissapointment by Lookoutawhale

any word on that Tito interview from last friday? good news? bad news?

*has spray ready as defense mechanism*

I will not send out birthday wishes until Futa posts here! You've got a few hours left Tito, just post so we can all wish you a happy birthday.

Failure to do so, will create a Happy Birthday Embargo where wishes will be packed up in a box and witheld until a treaty is signed. Then and only then will the boxes be unpacked, delivered to you, allowing everyone to wish you a happy birthday.

Until however... i will withold any salutations

standby

still trying to coax this chimp out of the UAV

any word on that bloodyelbow interview with Tito?

-until update

alright so did a little googling. The bloodyelbow interview with Tito went up  on Jan 21 and Jan 22,

Part 1

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2013/1/21/3897926/interview-exclusive-tito-ortiz-ufc-dana-white-cyborg

Part 2

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2013/1/22/3903064/interview-exclusive-tito-ortiz-part-ii-ufc-dana-white-cyborg

No mention was made of Tito posting on the UG.

I raise this glass of wine again and make a toast. A toast to another failure of the Futa1 Army,

-Until the next failure

Tito didn't break my heart, he tore my ACL