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What if ... >> Give me ridiculous pick up lines
| 12/31/12 2:25 AM | |
Sennin
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Member Since: 1/20/08 Posts: 2681 |
Trolling meetme.com. Thanks 
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| 12/31/12 2:26 AM | |
grandchampion
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Member Since: 5/11/05 Posts: 1523 |
hey bitch |
| 12/31/12 2:26 AM | |
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MarkRobinson
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Member Since: 4/5/07 Posts: 12568 |
Eh yo, Asian baby. I wanna wok you doggystyle or something like that. |
| 12/31/12 2:31 AM | |
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Cha0s008
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Member Since: 3/11/09 Posts: 5064 |
My dick just died, can I bury it in your ass? |
| 12/31/12 2:32 AM | |
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Cha0s008
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Member Since: 3/11/09 Posts: 5065 |
Did you just fall from heaven? Cause your face is busted |
| 12/31/12 2:33 AM | |
Macleod
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Member Since: 11/6/03 Posts: 892 |
Cha0s008 - My dick just died, can I bury it in your ass? dude, he said ridiculous. Dont be giving him the primo shit that works. |
| 12/31/12 2:53 AM | |
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Sennin
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Member Since: 1/20/08 Posts: 2683 |
grandchampion - hey bitch= 'fuck off looser' Yes, 'looser'
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| 12/31/12 2:54 AM | |
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Sennin
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Member Since: 1/20/08 Posts: 2684 |
Cha0s008 - My dick just died, can I bury it in your ass?Saving this one for the bar!!
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| 12/31/12 2:57 AM | |
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Sennin
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Member Since: 1/20/08 Posts: 2685 |
Cha0s008 - Did you just fall from heaven?Aaahhhahahahaa!! 'fukk you. Just fukk you'
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| 12/31/12 2:57 AM | |
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RKing85
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Member Since: 1/1/01 Posts: 16333 |
Let's play army. I'll lay down on the ground and you can blow the hell out of me. |
| 12/31/12 2:58 AM | |
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grandchampion
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Member Since: 5/11/05 Posts: 1529 |
Sennin -grandchampion - hey bitch= 'fuck off looser' VTFU 4 effort |
| 12/31/12 2:59 AM | |
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grandchampion
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Member Since: 5/11/05 Posts: 1530 |
girl you got the body of a lexus, with a cadillac grille... |
| 12/31/12 3:17 AM | |
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Skpotamus
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Member Since: 1/1/01 Posts: 1665 |
Let's not turn this rape into a murder |
| 12/31/12 3:24 AM | |
BathSaltFaceFeeder
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Member Since: 6/5/12 Posts: 111 |
Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes? What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? You're so hot you'd melt my condom. |
| 12/31/12 3:28 AM | |
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uniquetechnique
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Member Since: 1/1/01 Posts: 204 |
Skpotamus - Let's not turn this rape into a murderLMAO!!!!! 
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| 12/31/12 3:32 AM | |
Hocky Balboa
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Member Since: 12/23/08 Posts: 11399 |
Are you from Tennessee, because I wouldn't mind eating your asshole like my name was Razor Ramon? |
| 12/31/12 3:36 AM | |
Loadin76
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Edited: 12/31/12 3:37 AM Member Since: 6/27/09 Posts: 1586 |
I wanna strap you on like a feed bag. |
| 12/31/12 3:48 AM | |
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michelleNrogersdumpsterbaby
Member Since: 7/6/12 Posts: 414 |
when you go to blow me be careful of my colostomy bag |
| 12/31/12 4:16 AM | |
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uniquetechnique
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Member Since: 1/1/01 Posts: 208 |
Are you Jewish ? Cos you israellli Hawt!!!
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| 12/31/12 4:23 AM | |
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michelleNrogersdumpsterbaby
Member Since: 7/6/12 Posts: 417 |
i normally dont fuck on first dates by my herpes will be back next week so we better get to it |
| 12/31/12 4:33 AM | |
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Sakurabaman
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Member Since: 10/25/11 Posts: 69 |
Do you work at a chicken farm, cos you sure can raise a cock. |
| 12/31/12 4:34 AM | |
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TheOne
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Member Since: 1/4/07 Posts: 1316 |
"Yo, you tryin' to lick balls?" - works every time. |
| 12/31/12 4:45 AM | |
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nickgjj
Member Since: 11/3/05 Posts: 793 |
I would shave my entire body and slide down a lubed up slip-n-slide that lead right into Rosie O'Donnell ass crack just to have the contents of your bathroom trashcan
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| 12/31/12 4:49 AM | |
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The Topester
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Member Since: 12/20/10 Posts: 662 |
LOL in
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| 12/31/12 5:19 AM | |
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wooderson76
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Member Since: 11/19/10 Posts: 2718 |
nickgjj - I would shave my entire body and slide down a lubed up slip-n-slide that lead right into Rosie O'Donnell ass crack just to have the contents of your bathroom trashcanHot!
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