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What if ... >> Give me ridiculous pick up lines
| 12/31/12 5:20 AM | |
Tapped Out Again
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| 12/31/12 5:30 AM | |
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Elhoffo
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Member Since: 7/12/11 Posts: 1066 |
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| 12/31/12 5:31 AM | |
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Elhoffo
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Member Since: 7/12/11 Posts: 1067 |
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| 12/31/12 5:37 AM | |
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Elhoffo
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Member Since: 7/12/11 Posts: 1068 |
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| 12/31/12 5:38 AM | |
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Elhoffo
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Member Since: 7/12/11 Posts: 1069 |
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| 12/31/12 5:38 AM | |
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Elhoffo
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Member Since: 7/12/11 Posts: 1070 |
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| 12/31/12 5:45 AM | |
Best Chris Ever
Member Since: 7/25/11 Posts: 2170 |
I'm a big fan of "have you bled yet? Well your going to tonight" 
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| 12/31/12 5:57 AM | |
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jewrad
Member Since: 1/3/08 Posts: 445 |
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| 12/31/12 6:47 AM | |
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benji_man
Member Since: 3/8/11 Posts: 78 |
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| 12/31/12 6:54 AM | |
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crubs
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Member Since: 8/9/07 Posts: 572 |
saw this on FB: Daaaamn girl! You must be a smoke detector, because you're loud and annoying as fuck! |
| 12/31/12 6:58 AM | |
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Davy Crockett
Member Since: 9/2/10 Posts: 1286 |
Shit on my dick or blood on my knife?
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| 12/31/12 7:12 AM | |
Bromovich
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Member Since: 7/25/12 Posts: 2179 |
Fancy going halfs on a bastard?
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| 12/31/12 7:26 AM | |
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Jored1990
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Member Since: 2/23/12 Posts: 887 |
That shirt would look better on the floor of the disabled stall |
| 12/31/12 7:50 AM | |
Timmy O Toole
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Member Since: 11/21/11 Posts: 759 |
In for advice
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| 12/31/12 8:01 AM | |
crescentwrench
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Member Since: 1/1/01 Posts: 27068 |
That bear fucked it up. The proper delivery is: Hey babe, are you looking for a stud? Well I got the STD now all I need is U.
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| 12/31/12 8:18 AM | |
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Barbartha
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Member Since: 3/25/10 Posts: 2385 |
That **insert shirt/sweater/tank-top here** is very becoming on you...if I were on top of you I would be cumming too. |
| 12/31/12 8:38 AM | |
tylery101
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Member Since: 2/9/10 Posts: 704 |
"hey baby, wanna get a pizza and fuck?" "uh, no" "what? You don't like pizza?"
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| 12/31/12 8:44 AM | |
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Lux Fixxins
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Member Since: 11/28/09 Posts: 7707 |
"Don't make this rape turn into a murder". Swear to god it's how I broke the ice with my wife. If you have the balls to pull that off with a straight face, Any girl is yours. I've used it on several
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| 12/31/12 8:56 AM | |
Josh Krosscheck
Member Since: 4/19/09 Posts: 1551 |
Excuse me, does this boner make my cock look fat?
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| 12/31/12 9:27 AM | |
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Bootsy Collins
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Member Since: 7/26/07 Posts: 8234 |
Nice shoes-wanna fuck? |
| 12/31/12 10:02 AM | |
Nakedwelshman
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Member Since: 9/3/10 Posts: 1298 |
*lick your thumb and press it to her shoulder* Lets get you out of those wet clothes....
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| 12/31/12 10:02 AM | |
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Nakedwelshman
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Member Since: 9/3/10 Posts: 1299 |
Roses are red Violets are blue I've got a knife Get in the van
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| 12/31/12 10:25 AM | |
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not_really_sure
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Member Since: 9/2/11 Posts: 852 |
I'm going to put all these to the test
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| 12/31/12 10:31 AM | |
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Slydawg
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Member Since: 10/13/02 Posts: 3408 |
VTFU all of you
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| 12/31/12 10:38 AM | |
GnP Sonnen
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Member Since: 7/10/12 Posts: 1902 |
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