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JeffersonDArcyChoke 60 The total sum of your votes up and votes down Send Private Message Add Comment To Profile

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WE have Mike Dolce?

We?

The UFC?

I was unaware the UFC employed Mike Dolce in any capacity and imagined he was a gun for hire.

Nothing would be better than Cyborg stomping Ronda into hamburger.

To watch Dana turn into $kala the night Seth beat Kimbo in Elite XC. Phone Post
1/1/13 1:36 AM
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Billy Joe Rottoncrotch - It's fucking ridiculous that Ronda is gonna make Cyborg suck herself dry to the point where she enters the cage a shell of the fighter who beat Gina Carano.

If Ronda really thinks her judo is so badass, she shouldn't have any problem fighting Cyborg at 145.

In fact, she should WANT to fight Cyborg at 145, so there won't be any excuses if she wins.

But obviously that's not what she wants.

play fair Cyborg used juice to get that muscle i doubt she's suddenly cleaned up her act.

Gina was winning the fight before being rag dolled by Cyborg

Gina could/ should be 135 but she has tig ol bitties

I assume the athletic commissions will randomly test the fuck out of Cyborg for her next fight.

As long as she's clean, she should be able to fight at her natural weight imo.

And Gina got crushed in that fight.

Having a little success early on means nothing when you get crushed in the first round.

Agree completely about her big ol titties.

no fuck that. its very reasonable to expect a fighter suspected of juicing for years due to freakish appearance and finally busted, to make a lower weight class moving forward. Theres no way anyone should be retarded enough to take a fight with her looking like that and at the same exact weight she fought at while stuffing herself full of hormones. She did it to herself. She looks ridiculous like that anyways. The only way she should be allowed to look like a man is if she fights men. If she wants to do that let her take all the steroids she wants. otherwise she will be expected to show up looking like a woman at least rto some small degree.
Chael Sonnen was popped for high levels.

He was rewarded with fights where the commission was lax and talked his way into a Silva rematch as well as a Jones payday.

Nick Diaz just spent a year suspended for drugs (no not PEDS but a drug suspension anyhow), is coming off a loss and waltzes right back into a title fight as Hendricks wonders what he needs to do.

Overeem fucked everyone with dodging tests, beat Lesnar while having an insanely high level, got suspended for a year and comes back to a high profile bout that will get him a title shot should he win.

Yet Dana wants to get all pure on Cris? Phone Post
1/1/13 1:37 AM
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Dolce's the man if he can help Alves make weight im sure he can do it to her aswell Phone Post
1/1/13 1:50 AM
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I hope Cyborg runs through Rousey! Phone Post
1/1/13 3:12 AM
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Misleading thread title.

Gave the false impression that Mike Dolces sexual services where offered up to Cyborg by Dolces newly obtained pimp, Dana White.

am disappoint
1/1/13 3:36 AM
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Billy Joe Rottoncrotch - It's fucking ridiculous that Ronda is gonna make Cyborg suck herself dry to the point where she enters the cage a shell of the fighter who beat Gina Carano.

If Ronda really thinks her judo is so badass, she shouldn't have any problem fighting Cyborg at 145.

In fact, she should WANT to fight Cyborg at 145, so there won't be any excuses if she wins.

But obviously that's not what she wants.
Yes lets make "THE CHAMP" go up in weight class to fight the challenger for the championship. Doesn't that sound stupid to you? Phone Post
1/1/13 3:50 AM
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Billy Joe Rottoncrotch - It's fucking ridiculous that Ronda is gonna make Cyborg suck herself dry to the point where she enters the cage a shell of the fighter who beat Gina Carano.

If Ronda really thinks her judo is so badass, she shouldn't have any problem fighting Cyborg at 145.

In fact, she should WANT to fight Cyborg at 145, so there won't be any excuses if she wins.

But obviously that's not what she wants.

Why oh why won't Ronda fight Cyborg at 145? It might have something to do with the fact that Zuffa doesn't have a women's 145 division. It might also have something to do with Cyborg being suspended for the last year for cheating. Now that Cyborg is fresh off her time out Strikeforce (and the women's 145 division) is gone. There's only one division, 135. If there's no 145 division how can the fight take place there? If you think Zuffa would sign Cyborg to 1 fight catch weight contract so she can crush Zuffa's goldengirl and then leave you're out of your mind. If Cyborg wants to fight in the UFC and subsequently Ronda, she's got to make 135. If she can't then she can go sign somewhere else and none of that will have anything to do with Ronda.
No 195 division but I have seen a lot of fights contested at that weight so your point is invalid Phone Post

Except...there are two divisions between 195. If a fighter is too big to make 185 there's always 205. There's only one womens division in the UFC, 135. All you guys that think Zuffa is gonna sign a fighter that allegedly can't make weight in the one division they have for women are nuts. Any catch weight and 145 talk is irrelevant.
1/1/13 9:47 AM
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And wtf? Have you seen Cyborg? She has no fat to lose to drop to 135. She had a hell of a time dropping to 145 as it was. Infact with the hitomi fight she was 7lbs over. 

Are you being serious? You look at her & dont think she has ten #s to lose? Pro Tip: It doesnt have to be fat.

1/1/13 9:54 AM
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1/1/13 10:12 AM
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That bra is doing wonders for her in that pic, I dare say fapable. Phone Post
1/1/13 10:14 AM
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But the pic on the right,.... Phone Post
1/1/13 11:17 AM
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"The stupidest thing about it is that she has Tito Ortiz as her manager."

LMAO so true.
HAHA! Phone Post
1/1/13 7:08 PM
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Lose that cheater man muscle or fuck off into obscurity.

1/1/13 7:22 PM
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Billy Joe Rottoncrotch - It's fucking ridiculous that Ronda is gonna make Cyborg suck herself dry to the point where she enters the cage a shell of the fighter who beat Gina Carano.

If Ronda really thinks her judo is so badass, she shouldn't have any problem fighting Cyborg at 145.

In fact, she should WANT to fight Cyborg at 145, so there won't be any excuses if she wins.

But obviously that's not what she wants.

play fair Cyborg used juice to get that muscle i doubt she's suddenly cleaned up her act.

Gina was winning the fight before being rag dolled by Cyborg

Gina could/ should be 135 but she has tig ol bitties

I assume the athletic commissions will randomly test the fuck out of Cyborg for her next fight.

As long as she's clean, she should be able to fight at her natural weight imo.

And Gina got crushed in that fight.

Having a little success early on means nothing when you get crushed in the first round.

Agree completely about her big ol titties.
To hell with this fight, let's talk about Gina's tits!
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Vtfu that's my early vote for post of the year right there
1/1/13 10:33 PM
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Dolce is likely having a good laugh about this. I'd eat my hat if Cyborg didn't quite easily make weight under his supervision.

1/1/13 10:38 PM
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Tito's not gonna like this. Time for him to make other people's fights about him again

1/2/13 3:24 AM
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Lose that cheater man muscle or fuck off into obscurity.


That is a fake picture of cyborg with a belt. She fought Gina for the first belt, she was already shredded then.
1/2/13 3:27 AM
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Mike never even went to college but yet he gets praised, its absurd. She needs an actual professional.f
1/2/13 3:49 AM
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JM Barrie - Mike never even went to college but yet he gets praised, its absurd. She needs an actual professional.f

You are a fuckn idiot if you don't think Mike is a professional..
1/2/13 5:59 AM
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Billy Joe Rottoncrotch - It's fucking ridiculous that Ronda is gonna make Cyborg suck herself dry to the point where she enters the cage a shell of the fighter who beat Gina Carano.

If Ronda really thinks her judo is so badass, she shouldn't have any problem fighting Cyborg at 145.

In fact, she should WANT to fight Cyborg at 145, so there won't be any excuses if she wins.

But obviously that's not what she wants.

Ronda is a UFC champion, and there is no 145lb division. Your roid-monster is going to have to stop juicing. Simple as that. But, obviously that's not what she wants.
1/2/13 6:04 AM
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circa305 - If Cyborg will get off the steroids for once she will make the weight. Simple as that.
For once? Have proof that she did it more than once? Phone Post

Common sense and basic observational skills. Are you the most gullible person who ever lived or what? You knew she was a massive cheater, before she got busted. Just like everybody with eyes already knew.

*derp* My teammate gave me an energy drink and didn't tell me it had all kinds of steroids in it! Honest! *derp*

1/2/13 6:08 AM
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She's got Bruce Lee muscle, and a cromagnun man bone structure, along with a deep man-voice and a five o'clock shadow.

She can stop cheating, and fight fair for once, or she can go fight some nobody in another organization.
1/2/13 7:13 AM
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1/2/13 8:00 AM
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Dolce diet plan for cyborg.

Step 1: stop using roids
Step 2: see step 1 Phone Post
1/2/13 10:12 AM
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Smith1234 -  I would like to see Dolce himself weigh in on this. Phone Post

Dolce said back in October or November that he could get Cyborg down to 135. I guess he'd be OK with UFC paying for it.

http://www.mmaonline.com/headlines/report-cris-cyborg-cant-make-cut-to-135-pounds/

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