UnderGround Forum >> dana white offers mike dolce to cyborg
| 1/1/13 1:31 AM | |
JeffersonDArcyChoke
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Member Since: 11/24/10 Posts: 11849 |
WE have Mike Dolce? We? The UFC? I was unaware the UFC employed Mike Dolce in any capacity and imagined he was a gun for hire. Nothing would be better than Cyborg stomping Ronda into hamburger. To watch Dana turn into $kala the night Seth beat Kimbo in Elite XC.
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| 1/1/13 1:36 AM | |
JeffersonDArcyChoke
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Member Since: 11/24/10 Posts: 11850 |
BendosBaptisedBitch -Chael Sonnen was popped for high levels.Billy Joe Rottoncrotch -FatLoser -Billy Joe Rottoncrotch - It's fucking ridiculous that Ronda is gonna make Cyborg suck herself dry to the point where she enters the cage a shell of the fighter who beat Gina Carano. He was rewarded with fights where the commission was lax and talked his way into a Silva rematch as well as a Jones payday. Nick Diaz just spent a year suspended for drugs (no not PEDS but a drug suspension anyhow), is coming off a loss and waltzes right back into a title fight as Hendricks wonders what he needs to do. Overeem fucked everyone with dodging tests, beat Lesnar while having an insanely high level, got suspended for a year and comes back to a high profile bout that will get him a title shot should he win. Yet Dana wants to get all pure on Cris?
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| 1/1/13 1:37 AM | |
Boofhead3
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Member Since: 10/7/11 Posts: 773 |
Dolce's the man if he can help Alves make weight im sure he can do it to her aswell
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| 1/1/13 1:50 AM | |
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MrScream
Member Since: 2/16/11 Posts: 25 |
I hope Cyborg runs through Rousey!
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| 1/1/13 3:12 AM | |
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1850Pounds
Member Since: 5/26/06 Posts: 85 |
Misleading thread title. Gave the false impression that Mike Dolces sexual services where offered up to Cyborg by Dolces newly obtained pimp, Dana White. am disappoint |
| 1/1/13 3:36 AM | |
DezzNutzz
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Member Since: 6/26/12 Posts: 796 |
Billy Joe Rottoncrotch - It's fucking ridiculous that Ronda is gonna make Cyborg suck herself dry to the point where she enters the cage a shell of the fighter who beat Gina Carano.Yes lets make "THE CHAMP" go up in weight class to fight the challenger for the championship. Doesn't that sound stupid to you?
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| 1/1/13 3:50 AM | |
tbi0904
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Member Since: 10/24/10 Posts: 972 |
Brady Spawn Killed My Texans -tbi0904 -No 195 division but I have seen a lot of fights contested at that weight so your point is invalidBilly Joe Rottoncrotch - It's fucking ridiculous that Ronda is gonna make Cyborg suck herself dry to the point where she enters the cage a shell of the fighter who beat Gina Carano. Except...there are two divisions between 195. If a fighter is too big to make 185 there's always 205. There's only one womens division in the UFC, 135. All you guys that think Zuffa is gonna sign a fighter that allegedly can't make weight in the one division they have for women are nuts. Any catch weight and 145 talk is irrelevant. |
| 1/1/13 9:47 AM | |
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GunnarWreckedMyAssHAOLE
Member Since: 3/30/06 Posts: 22977 |
And wtf? Have you seen Cyborg? She has no fat to lose to drop to 135. She had a hell of a time dropping to 145 as it was. Infact with the hitomi fight she was 7lbs over. Are you being serious? You look at her & dont think she has ten #s to lose? Pro Tip: It doesnt have to be fat. |
| 1/1/13 9:54 AM | |
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GunnarWreckedMyAssHAOLE
Member Since: 3/30/06 Posts: 22978 |
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| 1/1/13 10:12 AM | |
s3xyama
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Member Since: 3/9/10 Posts: 97 |
That bra is doing wonders for her in that pic, I dare say fapable.
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| 1/1/13 10:14 AM | |
s3xyama
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Member Since: 3/9/10 Posts: 98 |
But the pic on the right,....
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| 1/1/13 11:17 AM | |
HULKSMASH
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Member Since: 10/25/00 Posts: 12427 |
circa305 , 18 15 hours ago "The stupidest thing about it is that she has Tito Ortiz as her manager." LMAO so true. HAHA!
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| 1/1/13 7:08 PM | |
ender852
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Member Since: 9/10/10 Posts: 2479 |
GunnarWreckedMyAssHAOLE - Lose that cheater man muscle or fuck off into obscurity. |
| 1/1/13 7:22 PM | |
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ruggets4nuggets
Member Since: 10/29/11 Posts: 46 |
UGCTT Captain America -Billy Joe Rottoncrotch -To hell with this fight, let's talk about Gina's tits!FatLoser -Billy Joe Rottoncrotch - It's fucking ridiculous that Ronda is gonna make Cyborg suck herself dry to the point where she enters the cage a shell of the fighter who beat Gina Carano. Vtfu that's my early vote for post of the year right there |
| 1/1/13 10:33 PM | |
fight4real
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Member Since: 2/24/04 Posts: 2017 |
Dolce is likely having a good laugh about this. I'd eat my hat if Cyborg didn't quite easily make weight under his supervision. |
| 1/1/13 10:38 PM | |
ChaosOverkill
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Member Since: 3/2/11 Posts: 10276 |
Tito's not gonna like this. Time for him to make other people's fights about him again |
| 1/2/13 3:24 AM | |
Malagant
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Member Since: 6/4/11 Posts: 277 |
ender852 -GunnarWreckedMyAssHAOLE - That is a fake picture of cyborg with a belt. She fought Gina for the first belt, she was already shredded then. |
| 1/2/13 3:27 AM | |
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JM Barrie
Member Since: 4/6/12 Posts: 2 |
Mike never even went to college but yet he gets praised, its absurd. She needs an actual professional.f |
| 1/2/13 3:49 AM | |
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BlueDream
Member Since: 3/2/09 Posts: 1605 |
JM Barrie - Mike never even went to college but yet he gets praised, its absurd. She needs an actual professional.f You are a fuckn idiot if you don't think Mike is a professional.. |
| 1/2/13 5:59 AM | |
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stonepony
Member Since: 9/1/11 Posts: 3942 |
Billy Joe Rottoncrotch - It's fucking ridiculous that Ronda is gonna make Cyborg suck herself dry to the point where she enters the cage a shell of the fighter who beat Gina Carano. Ronda is a UFC champion, and there is no 145lb division. Your roid-monster is going to have to stop juicing. Simple as that. But, obviously that's not what she wants. |
| 1/2/13 6:04 AM | |
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stonepony
Member Since: 9/1/11 Posts: 3943 |
Ryann Von Doom -circa305 - If Cyborg will get off the steroids for once she will make the weight. Simple as that.For once? Have proof that she did it more than once? Common sense and basic observational skills. Are you the most gullible person who ever lived or what? You knew she was a massive cheater, before she got busted. Just like everybody with eyes already knew. *derp* My teammate gave me an energy drink and didn't tell me it had all kinds of steroids in it! Honest! *derp* |
| 1/2/13 6:08 AM | |
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stonepony
Member Since: 9/1/11 Posts: 3944 |
She's got Bruce Lee muscle, and a cromagnun man bone structure, along with a deep man-voice and a five o'clock shadow. She can stop cheating, and fight fair for once, or she can go fight some nobody in another organization. |
| 1/2/13 7:13 AM | |
Smellde Gluve
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Member Since: 7/9/10 Posts: 669 |
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| 1/2/13 8:00 AM | |
beanouno
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Member Since: 12/11/10 Posts: 3348 |
Dolce diet plan for cyborg. Step 1: stop using roids Step 2: see step 1
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| 1/2/13 10:12 AM | |
TARRat
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Member Since: 6/25/12 Posts: 236 |
Smith1234 - I would like to see Dolce himself weigh in on this. Dolce said back in October or November that he could get Cyborg down to 135. I guess he'd be OK with UFC paying for it. http://www.mmaonline.com/headlines/report-cris-cyborg-cant-make-cut-to-135-pounds/ |
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