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UnderGround Forum >> The greatest MMA fraud of all time.
| 1/17/13 6:00 PM | |
Ryan Black
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Member Since: 4/30/12 Posts: 1312 |
Honestly, to anyone up in arms about the TLI mess, or to anyone who is rightfully enraged by the details of that story, much as I am... I'd hope that in a time like this, we could all come to this thread and have a few laughs. At a time like this, we should all be grateful for the comic relief Sensei Iron Claw is providing us with. In all seriousness- I read the threads about TLI, and often leave the thread feeling depressed and disgusted. Then I come here and the newest ramblings from the man we know simply as Sensei Iron Claw haven't failed to put a smile on my face yet. Times are rough right now, the news coming from that story is absolutely sickening... we can afford some comic-relief around here- and I thank mmaguy, sideshowsteve, and everyone else who has contributed a funny line to this thread for providing it. 
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| 1/17/13 6:02 PM | |
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Ryan Black
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Member Since: 4/30/12 Posts: 1313 |
AssassinsNATION -That's SENSEI IRON CLAW TO YOU! ;)ZekeJones -Lol my bad I humbly retract that misquote and beg for forgiveness from Iron Claw known as Lee Mayone. Please grant forgiveness....AssassinsNATION - Sensei Giant Lee Iron Claw
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| 1/17/13 6:40 PM | |
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UGCTT_mousetrap
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Member Since: 6/6/12 Posts: 817 |
Late but in 
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| 1/17/13 7:41 PM | |
UGCTT_sideshowsteve
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Member Since: 7/29/09 Posts: 1541 |
2 new emails. I'm not sure what to make of them, they are very short. Anyways, here you go! " Juvenile that complex hate sweet your you makes not take mental to weak Licking life out of your brain... one brain cell at a time xo" "What comedy sitcom was I co-writer for? It's where I got my money from... so don't fuck this one up! You're a good lay... keep your cheeks spread open for me... I'm hungry for more... xo" |
| 1/17/13 7:48 PM | |
HexRei
Member Since: 6/4/07 Posts: 11784 |
^^^he's loving the attention. This thread should be locked, we're giving him exactly what he's been begging for for twenty years. |
| 1/17/13 7:51 PM | |
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UGCTT_sideshowsteve
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Member Since: 7/29/09 Posts: 1542 |
I totally agree that he is getting off on this. It's feeding his allusions of grandeur. |
| 1/17/13 8:29 PM | |
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Rickmassmma
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Member Since: 6/2/04 Posts: 7054 |
AssassinsNATION - Sensei Giant Lee Iron Claw What I would actually like is a t-shirt that looks like his back...all the tattoos placed exactly as they are in the photo...with a purple belt wrapped around it several times with "Team Iron Claw" across the chest. I'll buy at least 5 of them, and I'm completely serious. If anyone is willing to make the shirt up, I'm sure you can sell another 20-30 to the guys from mass that remember the story. Can you print these up? |
| 1/17/13 8:30 PM | |
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mister3mma
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Member Since: 9/3/12 Posts: 2794 |
In for any Sensei or team iron claw merch
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| 1/17/13 8:30 PM | |
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mister3mma
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Member Since: 9/3/12 Posts: 2795 |
UGCTT_sideshowsteve - 2 new emails. I'm not sure what to make of them, they are very short. Anyways, here you go!Wow
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| 1/17/13 8:56 PM | |
AssassinsNATION
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Member Since: 3/20/11 Posts: 942 |
Rickmassmma -Ill look into the material see what I can come up with.AssassinsNATION - Sensei Giant Lee Iron Claw
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| 1/17/13 9:02 PM | |
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JayRoc
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Member Since: 11/20/05 Posts: 10730 |
Rickmassmma -AssassinsNATION - Sensei Giant Lee Iron Claw I'll take 5 Black |
| 1/17/13 9:20 PM | |
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UGCTT_sideshowsteve
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Member Since: 7/29/09 Posts: 1544 |
I'd buy one, fo sho! |
| 1/17/13 9:28 PM | |
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donnybrook
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Member Since: 1/1/01 Posts: 1438 |
I''l take 5. Also, I'd consider getting a custom Iron Claw version of one of those horrible 1980's leather jackets (think 8-Ball, American Flag, etc) with real chain link, leather writing and a secret inner pockets for nunchaku, throwing stars, and a manriki chain |
| 1/17/13 9:42 PM | |
thafitnessfactory
Member Since: 8/11/12 Posts: 0 |
If you don't want to make the shirt yourself, you could upload the design to cafepress or zazzle and they can make the shirts one at a time. You could even sell it on their marketplace. |
| 1/17/13 9:44 PM | |
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UGCTT_sideshowsteve
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Member Since: 7/29/09 Posts: 1545 |
^that would be a strickingly good-looking jacket, and it would go perfectly with your Chuck Norris Action Jeans! |
| 1/17/13 9:51 PM | |
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donnybrook
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Member Since: 1/1/01 Posts: 1439 |
And my cowboy boots with the razor sticking out the toe
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| 1/17/13 9:56 PM | |
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UGCTT_sideshowsteve
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Member Since: 7/29/09 Posts: 1546 |
That is a wardrobe made to war! |
| 1/17/13 10:00 PM | |
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mister3mma
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Member Since: 9/3/12 Posts: 2796 |
donnybrook - I''l take 5.This makes me happy
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| 1/17/13 10:56 PM | |
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UGCTT_sideshowsteve
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Member Since: 7/29/09 Posts: 1547 |
Ok, a new email... Honestly, these are starting to bore me a bit. I don't know what you guys think, but I'm considering just shutting that email address down (or just not posting his rants anymore, unless they contain something of substance) Tell me where you stand on this matter, guys. Anyways, here it is "Wait... I have to take this... It's Rick... Hey Rick... Ya he was here... but he ran off and he didn't leave the new radiator. How the fuck should I know where we are... somewhere in Albany by the Egg thing. No it's not Gaint Lee on the phone bobby... I told you to stay away from the coke. No we just came here to take some pictures of his old gym and figure out what we can come up with to bring more life to the forum. The only problem that we had other than the car over heating and spraying water everywhere... was me and bobby had an accident... so we had to walk get some pant... all that we could find was a sporting good store... so bobby is wearing a fishermans outfit yes... cap and all... and I have on a Shack sweat suit... it's Big Bird Yellow... I'm not sure that it's my color but it the only one in my size and the smell is gone. We had to ...Kevin and Jarred kept complaining. No Jarred has to... Bobby and I won't go near the gym. Bobby and Kevin are in the back seat... are you guys hugging??? I had to put Jarred up front with me... because he likes Jarred... I know that he used Jarred years ago to start all of this shit. Now that we're stuck in it we have to do something! If I see him... I will fall onto the ground and pretend that I'm having a attack... Not so Bobby and Kevin can get away idiot... so I can save my own ass! Wait thats a good idea! I can try offering him free sex. Fuck You! I never charged you for that! Who cares if it was only part way. Shit... did he just drive by again??? No... I'm not sure... Maybe all this stress is playing tricks on my mind. No we're no looking for tricks! Bobby quit paying toot's 2 months ago and I haven't tricked since I began work at the UG. Stop... fuck you... you know that I never charged you for that! Ok... I won't. I know he is dellusional but a psycho too! Why do you think that we are laying low and having accidents fool! I just want to get this over with. What about it??? Dudethat was years ago. She was 15... I didn't make her drink the beer... No... she could barely stand up! Because I was horny dude! It was her mother that pursued it... she barely remembered anything. She said stop but I saw no harm in it... It happened so fast... HOW THE FUCK... can I make him stop bring going it up??? Really... did you just ask me to contact CageWars??? Hold on Bobby... Jarred thinks that he will tie us up with his big chain if he finds us here. Fuck you... I was never gay a day in my life... I only did that the money to pay my bills. Ya... Kevin just walk to the Mc Donalds to take a dump... Ya... his 2nd cousin Ronald owes the join. No... I done have any weed Bobby... These fucking guys are killing me... Can you google Dunkin Donuts in the Albany, New York area for Bobby... Rick are you still there... I'm outside the car now by a dumpster... Can you here me. I think I love you? What can I do... it's how I feel! I really think that I have feeling for you Rick. What can I do... it's how I feel. Maybe I am gay... What can I do... it's how I feel. No... I don't want Bobby... I told you that before... he gave Bobby the name Queen... I really don't know if Bobby is gay??? What? I never knew that... Kevin goes both ways... I mean he looks like it... but WOW... I never knew that! Karma Rick... thats why we all have a special bond and why we all get along so well with each other. No, Jarred can't here me... hes in the car. Here comes Kevin with a happy meal... I gotta go! " |
| 1/18/13 12:37 AM | |
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factchecker
Member Since: 12/29/12 Posts: 11 |
DIDN'T READ, LOL |
| 1/18/13 12:48 AM | |
Happiness Bunny
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Member Since: 2/2/12 Posts: 591 |
All his nonsense is an attempt to get people to ignore him so he can go on lying to people and running his "School" |
| 1/18/13 1:19 AM | |
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knuckleballs
Member Since: 3/2/07 Posts: 2426 |
Hmmmm, these rants are interesting from a psycho-analytic point of of view, but are getting pretty crappy from an entertainment point of view; the great Sensei Iron Claw is many things, but a great writer is not one of them. I am not sure if i am going to read all of them from here on out, but, ultimately, i feel that the holy words of Sensei Iron Claw should not fall on deaf ears. This forum in where they truly belong (since they won't exist anywhere else). If you don't mind Steve, i think it's best to put them up here, simply to keep the narrative omnipresent, for this amazing story deserves to live on. Obviously, it would be even better for everyone if the War Of God just got on the UG himself, so Steve wouldn't have to be the middle-man. I wish we had a way to tactfully coax him over here so we could have a some type of "Words Of Sensei Iron Claw" ongoing thread. If anyone can think of a way to contact him and get him to not bombard poor Steve for the rest of his life. That would surely be best. This thread is going to have longevity, i feel, as Giant Lee communiques - and, hopefully, someday, sightings! and training sessions! - are going to be a part of all of our lives, and we will need a place to check back in with the man Born To Bleed, And To Be Bled On! Ultimately, Steve, do what u gotta do. Maybe you could post 'em and just not read 'em, if you are sick of them. I dunno. I honestly think it's somewhat sacrilegious to not print the word of God (Of War). |
| 1/18/13 1:32 AM | |
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mister3mma
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Member Since: 9/3/12 Posts: 2803 |
I agree post the rants but I didn't read. Before he was actually referencing the thread, now he's just crazy. In away, we are the public he craved. Like most great artists, Sensei iron claw could only shine so brightly for so long. Would rock a Sensei Iron Claw shirt for sure, w either god of war or fightr not lovr for sure! Who wants to design it?
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| 1/18/13 2:52 AM | |
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Igotyourmoney
Member Since: 1/18/13 Posts: 1 |
mister3mma - I agree post the rants but I didn't read. Before he was actually referencing the thread, now he's just crazy. In away, we are the public he craved. Like most great artists, Sensei iron claw could only shine so brightly for so long. Would rock a Sensei Iron Claw shirt for sure, w either god of war or fightr not lovr for sure! Who wants to design it? I say the back print should just be exactly as his back is. Can't mess with perfection. |
| 1/18/13 6:11 AM | |
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The Principal
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Member Since: 2/24/12 Posts: 2072 |
Happiness Bunny - All his nonsense is an attempt to get people to ignore him so he can go on lying to people and running his "School"I also made the mistake in thinking that the purpose of this thread was to "out a fraud". It was eventually made clear to me that the main purpose was to get a good laugh at and make fun of someone who, in many of the poster's minds, "looks like he deserves it"...Not exactly bushido-like...I am out.
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