UnderGround Forum >> Report: JDS's personal problems were split w/ wife

Attila - Threads like this remind me how many legitimate assholes there are on here.

Willin - 

Luda54 - I've been expecting JDS has been hookin up with Paula Sack for quite awhile now! I seen the two of them at a sports expo in Rio a couple years back and they looked and acted as if they were a couple. Side by side the entire time, sneaking around the back of the building to take a cab "home" with one another at 3am. Since that trip, I've always noticed her side by side with him now. Anywhere JDS is, she is. And if that's the case, good on him - she's ridiculously hot

She also wears an engagement ring...

Azn Keyboard Warrior -

BrattMamley -

Tap In -  Dude was probably ecstatic, poor excuse. I know they say every guy wants to marry someone like their mother, but jds took that to literally

lol seriously

Yea , it was aristotles theory, i was pretty shocked tol

Dr Violence - Very sad to see all this sherdoggy/twittery drivel here on the UG. Let me balance it out with a nice big FRAT:

Firstly, the wife's picture has already been posted on here before and all the relevant jokes and unpleasant comments were made then, this thread is just a reprise with a little extra sleaziness to it because it's attracted the kind of people who like to put the boot in on a fallen hero. You know the type. People who like to announce when a fighter is 'done'. Media type sleazebags. Little cybercafe-dwelling, latte-sipping, twittering and shittering little internet monkeys, with their gadgets and their little speccy glasses and their lol and lmao. Scum. Not martial artists.

Now listen here everyone who isn't a scum as described above. Junior as we know him wouldn't even exist if it wasn't for that lady in the photo. It was her that ran up to Minotauro at an event and said that Junior is his biggest fan and he wants to train with him, when Junior didn't have the balls to go over himself. Junior was just a big pudgy fanboi with long shaggy hair, a loser like you. Just imagine if she hadn't approached Minotauro and charmed him? Junior would have been a lone weirdo, he would have walked up nervously to Nog and asked him for a faggy awkward fist-pose/prom-photo fanpic and mumbled something incoherent to Nog about him being awesome, and then he would have gone home, and shadow boxed in front of the mirror, just like you, wishing he was a great fighter, and that would have been it for him, and the name 'Junior Dos Santos' would just belong to some guy in Brazil. But she made that introduction, she brought Junior and Minotauro together, and during the time JDS was with her, she helped to transform him into the heavyweight CHAMPION of the WORLD.

You see there's good women and evil women in this world boys. There are women who inspire men to good, to achieving greatness, and then there are women who inspire men to evil ways - who latch on to their greatness and suck it out of them. Sometimes literally!

There are the nurturers, and then there are the leeches. It takes time and experience for a man to learn this difference, to discern the good from the evil, because evil women are masters of disguise.

When I saw Junior's blonde manager catching screen time I suspected something was up, and thought back sadly to this poor girl in the photo (and also poor Ed Soares). I had hoped that Junior's innocent goodness and integrity could somehow be preserved against the corruptive influence of the American McDollar, the so-called 'UFC' and the parasites that fester around it. But alas, the forces of evil were too strong for him, he was only a kid, a kid in a candy store. The exposure was too much. The candy was laced with poison, because the candy store is owned by a coven of witches who want to fatten you up and then eat you (Zuffa). In time hopefully Junior will learn to protect himself from this kind of damage. But I doubt he'll ever be the same again.

And just you mangy internet posters just remember, if your whole life is spent absorbing pixelated females from a computer screen, you'll never learn how to judge a female's character, you'll never learn how to spot the devil in the little black dress. You'll just become more and more hopelessly addicted to hot pussy. And sooner or later, you'll end up on the OG, lamenting about how the awesome piece of tail you fell for turned out to be an evil cunt who completely destroyed your life.

And you'll get no sympathy from Dr Violence, nononono, no I will be laughing and capering, and lampooning your misery with great enthusiasm! And you will cry and say boo hoo, people are mean on the internet! And I will be like, 'lmao' on YOU, mother asshole. This time the lolmao's are on YOU!

El Ninja - 

Azn Keyboard Warrior -

BrattMamley -

Tap In - 

Dude was probably ecstatic, poor excuse. I know they say every guy wants to marry someone like their mother, but jds took that to literally

lol seriously

Yea , it was aristotles theory, i was pretty shocked tol

I think you mean Oedipus' Theory; 'kill the father, fuck the mother'?