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AlexanderTheGOAT 67 Member Since: 1/28/11 Posts: 13569	Lol ubereem is roided out of his mind You have ignored this user.

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D241 Member Since: 11/20/09 Posts: 13296	AlexanderTheGOAT - Lol ubereem is roided out of his mind You do realize he had multiple test both self and random done to get licensed right? However he also said he has gained weight, so who knows. Lol @ the Loge though. I love Nat Geo. Voted up. You have ignored this user.

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ShawnTheBadger 89 Member Since: 1/10/13 Posts: 124	Chaelismyhero - I think Overeem will finish him will a body strike. I hope so. Perhaps a knee? Maybe a liver shot. Perhaps it is because KO's to the cranium are more common, I love a liver/body shot that drops a guy. You have ignored this user.

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Nexuscrawlers Member Since: 10/23/09 Posts: 8129	UGCTT_NKTKDace - Zed Wayne Zed - Silva has got a chance in this fight, don't kid yourselves. He may not be the fav/, and/or, the sexy choice... (No pun intended), but Silva is game and super tough. He surprised a lot of us by TKO'ing Browne. I agree with this guy These You have ignored this user.

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Salokcin69 5 Member Since: 3/27/11 Posts: 6058	RickStorm - The Loge - So long that National Geographic will debut a new show entitled "Finding Bigfoot's Consciousness." lol Now that's a UG answer well done This. Damn it, you are good. You have ignored this user.

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Chaelismyhero Member Since: 12/30/12 Posts: 449	ShawnTheBadger - Chaelismyhero - I think Overeem will finish him will a body strike. I hope so. Perhaps a knee? Maybe a liver shot. Perhaps it is because KO's to the cranium are more common, I love a liver/body shot that drops a guy. Knee to da liver. Overeem is a scary dude. He is the last human being on the face of the earth i would want to fight. You have ignored this user.

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homegrowncone 130 Member Since: 3/1/09 Posts: 1849	Bigfoot subs reem within 2 You have ignored this user.

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mikerobmma 31 Member Since: 9/2/11 Posts: 616	The thread title is awesome. You have ignored this user.

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2JupitersTooMany -
Technically, he is impossible to knock out. His brain's third hemisphere, the mass of tissue roundabout his chin and left jawline, will continue drilling armbars until his 80 pound CPU reboots. Trying to knock out Bigfoot is like trying to shut down all four stomach compartments of a cow with a spinning backfist, can't be done.

This is one of the funniest posts I've read since joining. Phone Post

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TDogg926 Member Since: 2/14/09 Posts: 1866	Many many moons You have ignored this user.

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mikerobmma -
2JupitersTooMany -
Technically, he is impossible to knock out. His brain's third hemisphere, the mass of tissue roundabout his chin and left jawline, will continue drilling armbars until his 80 pound CPU reboots. Trying to knock out Bigfoot is like trying to shut down all four stomach compartments of a cow with a spinning backfist, can't be done.
This is one of the funniest posts I've read since joining.

@Jupes is one of the funniest and clever posters on the UG. That's not just my opinion, I made a poll and somehow left him out, and he had more write in options than the top poll winner, or close to it.

When you see he commented on a thread, you should read it. Even if it's just his unfunny opinion.

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Bentleysuper8 149 Member Since: 4/9/05 Posts: 2087	Chance to redeem myself and Bigfoot's honor. SCREEN NAME BET! I take BF. I spent a few month as "BIGFOOTinmymouth" and now I want to punish someone. Who's game? You have ignored this user.

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Chris27 498 Member Since: 10/24/11 Posts: 8072	The Loge - So long that National Geographic will debut a new show entitled "Finding Bigfoot's Consciousness." LOL best post I've seen today. You have ignored this user.

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cleetdog101 3 Member Since: 1/9/07 Posts: 3853	The man raped Fedor for Christs sake...he's not a chump that Allister would walk through. Silva is far more well rounded that Reem. Could be a long fight. You have ignored this user.

1/29/13 1:02 AM

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2JupitersTooMany -
nick diaz nut hugger -
2JupitersTooMany -
Technically, he is impossible to knock out. His brain's third hemisphere, the mass of tissue roundabout his chin and left jawline, will continue drilling armbars until his 80 pound CPU reboots. Trying to knock out Bigfoot is like trying to shut down all four stomach compartments of a cow with a spinning backfist, can't be done.
Explain Cormier. You have seventeen minutes to respond. (I'm being liberal with my time today on account of it being Monday)

Fast forward to 4:30, you'll notice that after his first and second hemispheres shut down, his third, fourth, seventh and nineth hemispheres are humming along nicely. He is attempting to sit up while performing basic algebra equations and planning a dinner in Rio, all the while having the appearance of being KTFO.

HaHA! I totally love how you just STUCK to your bs on that one. Very clever and funny. It's shit like this that gets me through my day with a smile.

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1/29/13 1:32 AM

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ShawnTheBadger 89 The total sum of your votes up and votes down

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cleetdog101 - The man raped Fedor for Christs sake...he's not a chump that Allister would walk through. Silva is far more well rounded that Reem. Could be a long fight.

I don't think anybody thinks Bigfoot is so much a chump, as Alistair is on another level.

How exactly is Bigfoot "far more well rounded" than Reem?

Alistair is 36-11-1 in MMA, with 19 submissions and 15 KO's.

Bigfoot is 17-4 in MMA, with 3 submissions and 12 KO's.

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Bentleysuper8 149 Member Since: 4/9/05 Posts: 2090	Anderson Emelianenko GOAT - Bentleysuper8 - Chance to redeem myself and Bigfoot's honor. SCREEN NAME BET! I take BF. I spent a few month as "BIGFOOTinmymouth" and now I want to punish someone. Who's game? I'd do it, but I don't take easy SN bets. Don't be scared homie. You have ignored this user.

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nick diaz nut hugger 22 Member Since: 9/17/12 Posts: 6132	2JupitersTooMany - Chaelismyhero - I think Overeem will finish him will a body strike. I like the creativity but impossible. The only way to drop a man is by incapacitating liver strike and Big Foot's third ascending liver is protected by a complex layered cranial system, cannot be done. Cranial system protecting a liver. Explain. You have ignored this user.

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madmav 46 Member Since: 3/23/09 Posts: 10191	damn.. i miss strikeforce already.. lol You have ignored this user.

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RameauSoCouldYou 11 Member Since: 9/16/12 Posts: 110	I don't know how long but I'm as giddy as a mildly retarded ginger school girl on photo day to see it. You have ignored this user.

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fapout 515 Member Since: 1/1/01 Posts: 17571	nick diaz nut hugger - After Ubereem knocks him out on Saturday? I'm going with a solid 5 minutes. Discuss. this fight is getting stopped due to cuts You have ignored this user.

1/29/13 10:30 AM

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nick diaz nut hugger -
2JupitersTooMany -
Chaelismyhero - I think Overeem will finish him will a body strike.
I like the creativity but impossible. The only way to drop a man is by incapacitating liver strike and Big Foot's third ascending liver is protected by a complex layered cranial system, cannot be done.
Cranial system protecting a liver. Explain.

Some reading about the Nephilim might give you the answers you are seeking, but I worry it may just create more questions, cast the entire heavyweight division in doubt. Next time you're in Dana's office, ask him about the Book of Enoch he has sitting on his desk.

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2JupitersTooMany 650 Member Since: 5/14/06 Posts: 32150	Suspected Nephilim in MMA: Bigfoot Tito Ortiz Tim Sylvia Douglas Crosby You have ignored this user.

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Stea1th Member Since: 7/7/10 Posts: 1738	So pumped for this fight You have ignored this user.

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