UnderGround Forum >> How long will Bigfoot be unconscious?

"Fast forward to 4:30, you'll notice that after his first and second hemispheres shut down, his third, fourth, seventh and nineth hemispheres are humming along nicely. He is attempting to sit up while performing basic algebra equations and planning a dinner in Rio, all the while having the appearance of being KTFO."

Hahahaha I was hoping this thread would pop back up again.

KingGo - Doesnt reem have a weak chin?

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2JupitersTooMany -

Suspected Nephilim in MMA:

Bigfoot

Tito Ortiz

Tim Sylvia

Douglas Crosby

 

Stefan Struve?

I had begun typing his name, but there was some debate last year in certain circles and the general consensus has been that although he is quite tall and a giant by modern definitions, he has slight features, being quite gangly, which is uncharacteristic of the spawn of Angels and the Daughters of Men, and so he was removed from the list after a conference in late October. But John Malkovich was added, likewise Chandella Powell.

Intraterrestrial, imo.  Lizard blood.  His posture tells the anatomical tale as it leans forward toward the cool earth.  This is why a member of lizard heritage will never be champion, face is too exposed, center of gravity too extended.

2JupitersTooMany -

Technically, he is impossible to knock out.  His brain's third hemisphere, the mass of tissue roundabout his chin and left jawline, will continue drilling armbars until his 80 pound CPU reboots.  Trying to knock out Bigfoot is like trying to shut down all four stomach compartments of a cow with a spinning backfist, can't be done.

2JupitersTooMany -

nick diaz nut hugger - 

2JupitersTooMany -

Chaelismyhero - I think Overeem will finish him will a body strike.

I like the creativity but impossible. The only way to drop a man is by incapacitating liver strike and Big Foot's third ascending liver is protected by a complex layered cranial system, cannot be done.

Cranial system protecting a liver. Explain.

Some reading about the Nephilim might give you the answers you are seeking, but I worry it may just create more questions, cast the entire heavyweight division in doubt.  Next time you're in Dana's office, ask him about the Book of Enoch he has sitting on his desk. 

 

 

lmao at Werdum beating Overeem.

Go rewatch the fight and tell me how he won.

2 judges gave all 3 rounds to Reem, while one judge gave 2 rounds to reem.

Werdum had 9 chances to be viewed as a round winner in the eyes of 3 judges, and he was successful 1 time.

Reem dropped him several times on the feet, Werdum butt scooted and with the exception of maybe 1 minute in the 3rd round, had no significant stand up.

You are very delusional if you honestly believe werdum won that fight.

Even though you're posting on your alt account, sig bet?

D241 -

lmao at Werdum beating Overeem.

 

Go rewatch the fight and tell me how he won.

 

2 judges gave all 3 rounds to Reem, while one judge gave 2 rounds to reem.

 

Werdum had 9 chances to be viewed as a round winner in the eyes of 3 judges, and he was successful 1 time.

 

Reem dropped him several times on the feet, Werdum butt scooted and with the exception of maybe 1 minute in the 3rd round, had no significant stand up.

 

You are very delusional if you honestly believe werdum won that fight.

UGCTT_NKTKDace -

Zed Wayne Zed - Silva has got a chance in this fight, don't kid yourselves.

He may not be the fav/, and/or, the sexy choice...
(No pun intended),
but Silva is game and super tough.

He surprised a lot of us by TKO'ing Browne.

I agree with this guy

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Bentleysuper8 - Chance to redeem myself and Bigfoot's honor. SCREEN NAME BET! I take BF.

I spent a few month as "BIGFOOTinmymouth" and now I want to punish someone. Who's game?

I'm your huckleberry...

D241 -

lmao at Werdum beating Overeem.

 

Go rewatch the fight and tell me how he won.

 

2 judges gave all 3 rounds to Reem, while one judge gave 2 rounds to reem.

 

Werdum had 9 chances to be viewed as a round winner in the eyes of 3 judges, and he was successful 1 time.

 

Reem dropped him several times on the feet, Werdum butt scooted and with the exception of maybe 1 minute in the 3rd round, had no significant stand up.

 

You are very delusional if you honestly believe werdum won that fight.

dta316 -

D241 -

lmao at Werdum beating Overeem.

 

Go rewatch the fight and tell me how he won.

 

2 judges gave all 3 rounds to Reem, while one judge gave 2 rounds to reem.

 

Werdum had 9 chances to be viewed as a round winner in the eyes of 3 judges, and he was successful 1 time.

 

Reem dropped him several times on the feet, Werdum butt scooted and with the exception of maybe 1 minute in the 3rd round, had no significant stand up.

 

You are very delusional if you honestly believe werdum won that fight.

Werdum is not the greatest fighter and definitely butt scooted through this fight, which is all the more showing how bad Reem is.

Here is what the Three Blind Mice did not see NOR you Reem lovers:

Round 1 - Reem landed maybe 2 strikes everything else was either blocked or missed. And he barely threw anything to begin with. Werdum lands way more.

Round 2 - Werdum again peppering and landing knees Reem. A couple min in Reem finally starts to swing and land some as Werdum gasses out. Every time that it appears That Reem drops Werdum it's just Werdum wanting to go to ground. Lazy finish by both fighters but still Werdum lands more strikes.

Round 3 - Werdum comes out peppering again. Werdum continues to want to go to ground. Reem lands a couple sig strikes but again most are blocked or missed. Reem lays and prays to rest. Werdum lands several combos while Reem swings hard and misses most. Last couple min is Reem laying and praying, Werdum lands more strikes and finishes with a sub attempt.

Horrible fight for both fighters but technically should have been a unanimous decision for Werdum.

dta316 - 

dta316 -

D241 -

lmao at Werdum beating Overeem.

 

Go rewatch the fight and tell me how he won.

 

2 judges gave all 3 rounds to Reem, while one judge gave 2 rounds to reem.

 

Werdum had 9 chances to be viewed as a round winner in the eyes of 3 judges, and he was successful 1 time.

 

Reem dropped him several times on the feet, Werdum butt scooted and with the exception of maybe 1 minute in the 3rd round, had no significant stand up.

 

You are very delusional if you honestly believe werdum won that fight.

Werdum is not the greatest fighter and definitely butt scooted through this fight, which is all the more showing how bad Reem is.

Here is what the Three Blind Mice did not see NOR you Reem lovers:

Round 1 - Reem landed maybe 2 strikes everything else was either blocked or missed. And he barely threw anything to begin with. Werdum lands way more.

Round 2 - Werdum again peppering and landing knees Reem. A couple min in Reem finally starts to swing and land some as Werdum gasses out. Every time that it appears That Reem drops Werdum it's just Werdum wanting to go to ground. Lazy finish by both fighters but still Werdum lands more strikes.

Round 3 - Werdum comes out peppering again. Werdum continues to want to go to ground. Reem lands a couple sig strikes but again most are blocked or missed. Reem lays and prays to rest. Werdum lands several combos while Reem swings hard and misses most. Last couple min is Reem laying and praying, Werdum lands more strikes and finishes with a sub attempt.

Horrible fight for both fighters but technically should have been a unanimous decision for Werdum.

By the way total strikes landed for entire fight was:
Reem 48
Werdum 69

Sorry for you Reem lovers but that guy is not a top fighter, especially when he cannot out strike a pure BJJ guy.

Pulling for Bigfoot.

dta 316

I'm going to hope you only watched this fight when it happened and were very easily distracted. It was a bad fight, but I want you to watch it and reply that you still stand by that you feel Werdum won that fight.

I watched it two days ago again and there's no way Werdum could be viewed as a "winner" of that fight.

It's obvious you don't like Overeem and that's fine, but to watch that fight and feel Werdum won, you are delusional.

Also, you confident in Bigfoot to put your screen name on the line, or is this just a platform to hate on Overeem but that's where it stops?

D241 -

dta 316

 

I'm going to hope you only watched this fight when it happened and were very easily distracted. It was a bad fight, but I want you to watch it and reply that you still stand by that you feel Werdum won that fight.

 

I watched it two days ago again and there's no way Werdum could be viewed as a "winner" of that fight.

 

It's obvious you don't like Overeem and that's fine, but to watch that fight and feel Werdum won, you are delusional.

 

Also, you confident in Bigfoot to put your screen name on the line, or is this just a platform to hate on Overeem but that's where it stops?