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2/2/13 4:12 PM

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On February 4th at Lauzon MMA, his new gym in Easton, MA Joe Lauzon competed in a food decathlon to prove his mettle outside the cage. Lauzon competed alongside fellow UFC fighter Joe Proctor, former UFC fighter Dany Lauzon, and several friends and fight team members.

The event was inspired by an argument between Lauzon and teammate Andy Aiello. One day at lunch, the pair bickered over who could eat more food. From that disagreement, an entire event was arranged; Aiello, who is making is professional debut in 14 days, could not compete.

The contest? Eat ten consecutive fast food items in the fastest time. And see who could eat the most food. In all, ten competitors took to the table.

It was a big man, who goes by the nickname Biggie, who took the fastest time prize, eating all ten items in 14 minutes and 20 seconds. The ten items, which had to be eaten in order, where:

•One (1) KFC Double Down sandwich
•One (1) Five Guys cheeseburger
•One (1) Doritos Locos Taco
•One (1) Small Wendy's Fry
•Five (5) McDonald's Nuggets
•10 oz. Glass of milk
•One (1) Slice of Papa Gino's Pizzas
•Two (2) Dunkin Donuts
•One (1) Burger King Hershey's Pie
•Five (5) Double stuff Oreo Cookies

Winner of the grand championship was 145 lb. amateur fighter Matt Pestena, who finished all his food in the challenge, and then consumed an additional dozen Oreo cookies. Lauzon was able to complete the challenge, but was only able to eat another six Oreo cookies. His brother, Dany Lauzon, made a strong effort, finishing all his food in less than 15 minutes, and eating an additional eight Oreos. UFC fighter Joe Proctor was disqualified when he skipped several items and started dipping his Oreos into milk.

Competitors paid $25.00 to compete to cover the cost of food and specatators $5.00. Proceeds were donated to a local charity.

And if you are not yet disgusted, a rough estimate puts the calorie count around 4,000 with 250 grams of fat, and 6000 mg of sodium.

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Want a real story? why not document the DOZEN or so eating challenges that I have conquered, including eating Sunset Bar and Grille's Level 35 wings a week ago. These are arguably Singapore's hottest wings, and an established challenge. Having the UG News post this event up is like making a big deal out of a bunch of smoker fights on the UG. Hell, it might be entertaining, but we all know the true talent lies elsewhere.

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Tom Lawlor -
Want a real story? why not document the DOZEN or so eating challenges that I have conquered, including eating Sunset Bar and Grille's Level 35 wings a week ago. These are arguably Singapore's hottest wings, and an established challenge. Having the UG News post this event up is like making a big deal out of a bunch of smoker fights on the UG. Hell, it might be entertaining, but we all know the true talent lies elsewhere.

So Biggie has a challenger!

2/2/13 4:32 PM	Ignore \| Quote \| Edit \| Warn Admin \| Vote Down \| Vote Up \| Delete Post
Evil Intentions 39 Member Since: 7/14/05 Posts: 5175	Get em Filthy!!!! Oh and record it for the UG. You have ignored this user.

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Jimbobduggan 3 Member Since: 9/26/12 Posts: 10	That makes me so hungry. You have ignored this user.

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UGCTT_sakurabas ear 51 Member Since: 1/13/11 Posts: 2252	This got interesting in a hurry! You have ignored this user.

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AceAtGSU 3 Member Since: 7/7/09 Posts: 1369	Jimbobduggan - That makes me so hungry. That line up looks disgusting haha You have ignored this user.

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Chris 202 Member Since: 1/1/01 Posts: 16593 Mixed Martial Arts LLC, COO	real champions show up to compete. being 1/2 way across the world really isn't an excuse. You have ignored this user.

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CLINT NJHC 18 Member Since: 1/30/08 Posts: 2527	I almost threw up just reading what they ate, that's disgusting. Feel bad for their bathrooms... You have ignored this user.

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UGCTT Molsonmuscle360 47 Member Since: 11/7/10 Posts: 4500	AceAtGSU - Jimbobduggan - That makes me so hungry. That line up looks disgusting haha Yeah, as soon as I saw KFC Double Down, I would be out. Just the idea of eating one of those gives me chest pains. You have ignored this user.

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RobinVanRooney Member Since: 11/17/11 Posts: 4652	American food looks fucking glorious You have ignored this user.

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torquemada 215 Member Since: 1/15/06 Posts: 9317	So Filthy vs Food? You have ignored this user.

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HexRei Member Since: 6/4/07 Posts: 12138	haha dan looks seriously chubbed up there You have ignored this user.

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HexRei Member Since: 6/4/07 Posts: 12139	RobinVanRooney - American food looks fucking glorious ya that's just a typical american dinner right there, we usually follow it up with a dessert of a 12 oz tub of mayonnaise topped with brown sugar. You have ignored this user.

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Letibleu 499 Edited: 02/02/13 5:07 PM Member Since: 1/6/10 Posts: 1502	If I hang out with Joe Rogan and Nick Diaz and smoke one with them, I could eat all that while I am thinking of what to eat to calm my munchies. Realistically I wouldnt get past the double down before falling asleep with stomach pains. You have ignored this user.

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greenseed 59 Member Since: 8/2/09 Posts: 2737	nastiest food ever lol You have ignored this user.

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TheIronCodpiece Member Since: 1/2/11 Posts: 217	HexRei - RobinVanRooney - American food looks fucking glorious ya that's just a typical american dinner right there, we usually follow it up with a dessert of a 12 oz tub of mayonnaise topped with brown sugar. I think you mean hearty american breakfast, with all the essentials You have ignored this user.

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irishrottie Member Since: 3/8/09 Posts: 17192	how much does that weigh altogether? 6 pounds? You have ignored this user.

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tjmitch 129 Member Since: 1/1/01 Posts: 74933	Oh snap, did Fithy Tom Lawlor just call out biggie? You have ignored this user.

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I miss long pants souwer Member Since: 1/12/13 Posts: 64	Just reading about all that food made my asshole bleed You have ignored this user.

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Tom Lawlor -
Want a real story? why not document the DOZEN or so eating challenges that I have conquered, including eating Sunset Bar and Grille's Level 35 wings a week ago. These are arguably Singapore's hottest wings, and an established challenge. Having the UG News post this event up is like making a big deal out of a bunch of smoker fights on the UG. Hell, it might be entertaining, but we all know the true talent lies elsewhere.

No need to hate. They'll invite you to the next challenge.

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