UnderGround Forum >> IS RELIGION A PED?
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Outlaw'd by Lytle
Member Since: 2/14/11 Posts: 6691 |
Do religious guys have an unfair advantage through some kind of divine intervention? I often see fighters thanking God post fight in their winners speech. Is this an admission of help from a supernatural PED? Should Atheist fighters be allowed a PED of their choice to counter this? Discuss........
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| 2/5/13 9:12 AM | |
UGCTT_ScarecrowRio
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Member Since: 5/6/11 Posts: 1620 |
The Athletic Commision cannot test for it, most Religion users pray bmright before entering thw cage. Its hard to prove this theory, but you may be onto something
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| 2/5/13 9:13 AM | |
PK618
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Member Since: 10/26/12 Posts: 51 |
Pretty sure God doesn't intervene in sporting events. Just my two cents though. |
| 2/5/13 9:17 AM | |
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Outlaw'd by Lytle
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PK618 - Pretty sure God doesn't intervene in sporting events. Just my two cents though.The fighters thank God though. They wouldn't thank him if he hadn't helped.
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| 2/5/13 9:37 AM | |
Rabid Bunyip
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Member Since: 7/10/12 Posts: 477 |
It's no coincidence that Matt Hughes and Jon Jones trap opponents and finish them in the crucifix. You thought Vitor was bleeding from cuts in some of his fights? Pffft- that was stigmata.
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| 2/5/13 11:15 AM | |
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IDOHARM
Member Since: 12/29/12 Posts: 1145 |
If religious fighters get to use God, then Atheists should get to use Science.
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| 2/5/13 11:17 AM | |
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Bisping NEEDS to retire
Member Since: 5/21/11 Posts: 4528 |
interesting |
| 2/5/13 11:19 AM | |
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Bisping NEEDS to retire
Member Since: 5/21/11 Posts: 4529 |
Just had a thought - maybe we can carry out some control experiments. I keep hearing how 'god isn't allowed in schools anymore' so maybe we could try there. Any state building in France could perhaps work also. |
| 2/5/13 11:21 AM | |
A.W.Ashford
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Member Since: 11/11/08 Posts: 2369 |
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| 2/5/13 11:22 AM | |
A.W.Ashford
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Member Since: 11/11/08 Posts: 2370 |
Is this thread real life?
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| 2/5/13 11:49 AM | |
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Outlaw'd by Lytle
Member Since: 2/14/11 Posts: 6694 |
I think it's a dilemma MMA orgs or at least Athletic Commissions will have to address sooner rather than later. By ignoring it they're basically stating God doesn't exist. By allowing it they're knowingly allowing certain fighters to have an unfair advantage.
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| 2/5/13 11:57 AM | |
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aka_rtotheoh
Member Since: 8/25/12 Posts: 484 |
The irregular test was Vitor. Tested positive for Anabolic Jesus.
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| 2/5/13 12:00 PM | |
baked in BC
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Member Since: 11/29/12 Posts: 77 |
Outlaw'd by Lytle -Starving children don't thank god.PK618 - Pretty sure God doesn't intervene in sporting events. Just my two cents though.The fighters thank God though. They wouldn't thank him if he hadn't helped.
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| 2/5/13 12:04 PM | |
RickStorm
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Member Since: 4/2/08 Posts: 22412 Mixed Martial Arts LLC, Moderator |
I wish more threads went as polite and smooth as this one is going Im confused lol |
| 2/5/13 12:04 PM | |
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Anthraxxx
Member Since: 5/28/12 Posts: 67 |
Performance Enchaining Deity. They need to start doing e-meter tests before fights. That or midichlorian counts, I am sure the commission would not be ok sanctioning Jedis. |
| 2/5/13 12:07 PM | |
RileyPust
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Member Since: 6/4/11 Posts: 915 |
It's a supplement. I never train without taking my Oil of Odin. |
| 2/5/13 12:08 PM | |
RickStorm
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Member Since: 4/2/08 Posts: 22413 Mixed Martial Arts LLC, Moderator |
oh and lol at Spiritual PED's... The UG has taken forum conversations to a new high |
| 2/5/13 12:12 PM | |
Zed Wayne Zed
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Edited: 02/05/13 12:12 PM Member Since: 10/20/11 Posts: 1227 |
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| 2/5/13 12:13 PM | |
Zed Wayne Zed
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Member Since: 10/20/11 Posts: 1228 |
"...............its....................its....TIME! Three rounds, in the UFC, straw weight division! Introducing first....FIGHTING OUT OF THE BLUE CORNER! This man is a table-tosser, with a professional record of zero wins, and one loss! He stands at five feet, two inches tall, weighing in at 115 pounds! Fighting out of Bethlehem, Judea! This man is the self-proclaimed Son of God! Ladies and gentlemen! Presenting, the right hand man, Jesus of Nazereth! And when the action begins, the referee of this contest, is Kim Winslow." "Kim Winslow, will be our referee. The beautiful, Arianny. Sold out Los Angeles Memorial Sports Arena, Los Angeles, California. And here we go! This straw weight fight is brought to you by Depends, the only adult diaper fit to be in the Octagon." |
| 2/5/13 12:13 PM | |
unfilter
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Member Since: 11/9/10 Posts: 4530 |
might explain why "lil' heathen" is hitting a rough patch of late.
Jesus has to be one of the more oft-abused of the aforementioned Performance Enhancing Deities although modern Truth Replacement Therapy for blasphemers and heretics seems to correct any imbalances whether naturally occurring or other. |
| 2/5/13 12:14 PM | |
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rookie29
Member Since: 1/1/01 Posts: 2604 |
It worked for Ray Lewis.
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| 2/5/13 12:37 PM | |
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Outlaw'd by Lytle
Member Since: 2/14/11 Posts: 6695 |
baked in BC -Of course not! Why would they?Outlaw'd by Lytle -Starving children don't thank god.PK618 - Pretty sure God doesn't intervene in sporting events. Just my two cents though.The fighters thank God though. They wouldn't thank him if he hadn't helped.
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| 2/5/13 12:39 PM | |
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Mix6APlix
Member Since: 10/26/03 Posts: 20644 |
According to Rampage, it is not. |
| 2/5/13 12:41 PM | |
LFTM
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Member Since: 11/27/12 Posts: 58 |
baked in BC -Lol wut.Outlaw'd by Lytle -Starving children don't thank god.PK618 - Pretty sure God doesn't intervene in sporting events. Just my two cents though.The fighters thank God though. They wouldn't thank him if he hadn't helped.
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| 2/5/13 12:43 PM | |
nick diaz nut hugger
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Member Since: 9/17/12 Posts: 6572 |
IDOHARM - If religious fighters get to use God, then Atheists should get to use Science.Holy fucking lol @ this comment
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