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2/8/13 3:13 PM

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MyUnclesCreepy 683 The total sum of your votes up and votes down

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I've had a habit of beating the meat stick before I hope on the shower. Somehow someway the girlfriend knew what I was doing. She was upset because I didn't want sex last night but I beat my meat this morning. She started crying and asked me if I was cheating to which I am not. Wouldn't even consider it.

I find it funny that I can come home and I'll find her vibrator all over the place but its not ok for me to bust one out. She then switched it to we don't communicate enough which I find hard to understand because I thought we did. Anyone else deal with any shit like this???

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Jacked off
Got caught
Woman not happy since I turned down sexy time last night Phone Post

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MyUnclesCreepy 683 Member Since: 5/4/12 Posts: 4798	ThatKickDidntHuroooohhhhhhhh - Hahahahaha Thank you for making me laugh!!!! You have ignored this user.

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Joe_Drogan420 Member Since: 12/31/11 Posts: 2243	So your mom caught you beating off? Cool story bro. You have ignored this user.

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UGCTT_Edgar_Ate_My_Baby 565 Member Since: 9/28/10 Posts: 14624	Atleast she didn't catch you taking it in the wrong forum asshole You have ignored this user.

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nick diaz nut hugger 23 Member Since: 9/17/12 Posts: 6734	One time I got caught jerking it in the WFA and got banned from the UG You have ignored this user.

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hmb Member Since: 10/30/03 Posts: 15548	Why didn't you just sex her real quick? You have ignored this user.

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Shoebert 15 Member Since: 1/26/13 Posts: 116	You pulled a Nam Phan! Minus the not wanting sex part. You have ignored this user.

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MyUnclesCreepy 683 Member Since: 5/4/12 Posts: 4799	This story is about a dude jacking off Figured all you UG fanboys would love some fap material Mods please move You have ignored this user.

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Barbalos Member Since: 8/5/12 Posts: 225	Yeah the OG is so much better. You have ignored this user.

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MyUnclesCreepy 683 Member Since: 5/4/12 Posts: 4800	hmb - Why didn't you just sex her real quick? I've been pretty stressed lately she lost her job on a mistake she didn't communicate to me and with a new baby I just wasn't feeling it You have ignored this user.

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knuckleballs Member Since: 3/2/07 Posts: 2576	My girl likes it when i jerk off in her mouth. You could try this, but... ...even saying that, we all should be allowed to jerk off when we want. She needs to get her shit together. It's up to you to tactfully explain that... You have ignored this user.

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Death Beast Member Since: 11/17/11 Posts: 700	Most people who are oddly paranoid about their partner cheating are in fact cheating themselves. So don't stress it too much, she's probably just feeling guilty over all that random manjuice she's been chugging. Does that help? You have ignored this user.

2/8/13 3:24 PM

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MyUnclesCreepy 683 The total sum of your votes up and votes down

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knuckleballs - My girl likes it when i jerk off in her mouth. You could try this, but...

...even saying that, we all should be allowed to jerk off when we want. She needs to get her shit together. It's up to you to tactfully explain that...

My girl does too she does what I want and need sexually and I'm very satisfied

I explained to her no matter what chick I'm with no matter how hot or ugly guys will always have a need to rub one out. Doesn't matter how much or little they get laid its something that is certain like death and taxes

She failed to realize this and then asked if I was cheating to which I laughed at Phone Post

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MyUnclesCreepy 683 Member Since: 5/4/12 Posts: 4802	Death Beast - Most people who are oddly paranoid about their partner cheating are in fact cheating themselves. So don't stress it too much, she's probably just feeling guilty over all that random manjuice she's been chugging. Does that help? As long as he is black I'm ok with that You have ignored this user.

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MyUnclesCreepy - I've had a habit of beating the meat stick before I hope on the shower. Somehow someway the girlfriend knew what I was doing. She was upset because I didn't want sex last night but I beat my meat this morning. She started crying and asked me if I was cheating to which I am not. Wouldn't even consider it.

I find it funny that I can come home and I'll find her vibrator all over the place but its not ok for me to bust one out. She then switched it to we don't communicate enough which I find hard to understand because I thought we did. Anyone else deal with any shit like this???

Frat version

Jacked off
Got caught
Woman not happy since I turned down sexy time last night

Try to explain the activities are totally different

Wanting to bang one out is totally different than having sex

Be patient with her though! Phone Post

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Erik Tracey 17 Member Since: 5/28/11 Posts: 712	ThatKickDidntHuroooohhhhhhhh - That's....creepy? You have ignored this user.

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2/8/13 3:58 PM

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MyUnclesCreepy 683 The total sum of your votes up and votes down

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uberpinscher -
MyUnclesCreepy - I've had a habit of beating the meat stick before I hope on the shower. Somehow someway the girlfriend knew what I was doing. She was upset because I didn't want sex last night but I beat my meat this morning. She started crying and asked me if I was cheating to which I am not. Wouldn't even consider it.

I find it funny that I can come home and I'll find her vibrator all over the place but its not ok for me to bust one out. She then switched it to we don't communicate enough which I find hard to understand because I thought we did. Anyone else deal with any shit like this???

Frat version

Jacked off
Got caught
Woman not happy since I turned down sexy time last night
Try to explain the activities are totally different

Wanting to bang one out is totally different than having sex

Be patient with her though!

I think that's my issue she lacks common sense and it drives me nuts. Amazing girlfriend and mother to our son but fuck if she doesnt make me stressed Phone Post

2/8/13 4:02 PM

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KZTT_W85 12 The total sum of your votes up and votes down

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A lot of times people accuse others of cheating as they are insecure as they have explored that path themselves, maybe not had sex but you know one of these 'emotional affairs' and realize how easy it is and worry about it occurring to them.

You also mentioned a new baby, my wife went funny for a month or two after the birth of our first child, she was diagnosed as having a mild case of post natal depression which the doctor said was more common than people think.

So if the issues go further than you have shared then that may be worth exploring if not then I've already shared my thoughts on that scenario. Phone Post

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I_Bungalo_Baboo_Babies Member Since: 3/8/12 Posts: 1048	Yup, girls are weird about meat spanking You have ignored this user.

2/8/13 4:08 PM

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MyUnclesCreepy 683 The total sum of your votes up and votes down

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KZTT_W85 - A lot of times people accuse others of cheating as they are insecure as they have explored that path themselves, maybe not had sex but you know one of these 'emotional affairs' and realize how easy it is and worry about it occurring to them.

You also mentioned a new baby, my wife went funny for a month or two after the birth of our first child, she was diagnosed as having a mild case of post natal depression which the doctor said was more common than people think.

So if the issues go further than you have shared then that may be worth exploring if not then I've already shared my thoughts on that scenario.

Our baby is 5 months I pretty positive she hasn't cheated if she isn't or hasn't been satisfied with our relationship then she needs the communication not me.

It was just a weird way to start my day but her asking if I had been cheating caught me off guard because since our son came I have been either at work or home and nowhere else in between

Thanks for your advice Phone Post

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canofsticks 36 The total sum of your votes up and votes down

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You could use this as an opportunity to suggest something you two haven't done before (i.e. roll play, etc)

example: Honey. Look, i've been wanting to try this but I figure you wouldn't be into it so every time I think about it, instead of bringing it up, I just go...you know.

upside you might get something new outta it AND you don't have to convince a woman that we love beating off more than our first born. or second born. or third.

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