UnderGround Forum >> What's the easiest way to contract hypogonadism?
| 2/9/13 1:47 AM | |
nick diaz nut hugger
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Edited: 02/09/13 2:01 AM Member Since: 9/17/12 Posts: 6785 |
I've got a pretty important jiu-jitsu competition coming up, and the federation where I live has just instituted random drug testing, all year long :( Because it's now impossible to cycle on and off for tournaments slike I did before, I'd really like to get TRT treatment, just to give me that extra boost. However, I can't get it without it being medically necessary. I've read a fair bit online and it seems many athletes who have hypogonadism are able to receive TRT treatment, so that's the way I've decided to go. How can I convince a doctor that I have hypogonadism?
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| 2/9/13 1:53 AM | |
OnlyTheStrongSurvive
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Member Since: 1/29/11 Posts: 11104 |
1. Take steroids. 2. Stop taking steroids. 3. ?????? 4. Profit (aka hypogonadism and trt)
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| 2/9/13 2:07 AM | |
nick diaz nut hugger
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Member Since: 9/17/12 Posts: 6786 |
OnlyTheStrongSurvive - 1. Take steroids.I've been taking them since I started competing in tournaments at 15. It's just that these stupid fucking new rules with random testing are inhibiting my cycles, and I can't piss hot or I'll get suspended or worse. Is there a way to get hypogonadism other than waiting 10 years for my T/E ratio to drop, or can I just "influence" the tests now?
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| 2/9/13 2:09 AM | |
Il Duce
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Member Since: 2/1/12 Posts: 509 |
Use a 10 year old girl for your blood work tests.
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| 2/9/13 2:11 AM | |
ufc98newb
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Member Since: 9/26/10 Posts: 2053 |
well fuck. i thought past steroid use was supposed to be a surefire way to get it. i guess you got dealt a bad hand? |
| 2/9/13 2:15 AM | |
nick diaz nut hugger
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ufc98newb -Problem is I'm only 29 and though I'm not that lucky with the ladies, I go to strip clubs and wack off A LOT, so I'm still around 3.5/1 now. But I just know I can't beat these other guys without some help from science. I mean, these other fuckers train seven days a week and never drink alcohol. How the fuck am I supposed to compete with that?
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| 2/9/13 2:15 AM | |
Caught_clean
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Member Since: 11/11/09 Posts: 2966 |
2/10 |
| 2/9/13 2:20 AM | |
ufc98newb
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Member Since: 9/26/10 Posts: 2054 |
if you ever get some answers, please share with mikey. I would really like to see him put together one more run for #1 contender before his time up.
pride is a fool's fortress |
| 2/9/13 2:24 AM | |
sux@bjj
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Member Since: 1/1/01 Posts: 11812 |
How old are you? |
| 2/9/13 2:27 AM | |
nick diaz nut hugger
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Member Since: 9/17/12 Posts: 6789 |
sux@bjj - How old are you?I'm 29, and I read most people have to be over 35 to get TRT injections, no?
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| 2/9/13 2:31 AM | |
Chromium
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Member Since: 5/30/11 Posts: 701 |
Irradiate your junk in the microwave. |
| 2/9/13 2:38 AM | |
OnlyTheStrongSurvive
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Member Since: 1/29/11 Posts: 11105 |
nick diaz nut hugger -I was worried the question marks would be the important part.OnlyTheStrongSurvive - 1. Take steroids.I've been taking them since I started competing in tournaments at 15. It's just that these stupid fucking new rules with random testing are inhibiting my cycles, and I can't piss hot or I'll get suspended or worse.
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| 2/9/13 3:12 AM | |
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Phisher
Member Since: 1/4/09 Posts: 3115 |
From dirty toilet seats. |
| 2/9/13 3:17 AM | |
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supremexb
Member Since: 1/10/11 Posts: 209 |
from blowing guys |
| 2/9/13 3:50 AM | |
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Snufulufugus
Member Since: 5/25/12 Posts: 166 |
Just cut your nuts off...multiple problems solved |
| 2/9/13 4:06 AM | |
sux@bjj
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Member Since: 1/1/01 Posts: 11813 |
How old are you? |
| 2/9/13 5:19 AM | |
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Madrugadao
Member Since: 5/22/11 Posts: 485 |
Become an MMA fighter! It seems rampant in that community. |
| 2/9/13 8:32 AM | |
mike_rizzo
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Member Since: 10/2/11 Posts: 638 |
i heard not sleeping, eating, or drinking before getting your test levels taken helps your results show low t. in for other suggestions
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