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2/9/13 1:47 AM
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nick diaz nut hugger 24 The total sum of your votes up and votes down Send Private Message Add Comment To Profile

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I've got a pretty important jiu-jitsu competition coming up, and the federation where I live has just instituted random drug testing, all year long :(

Because it's now impossible to cycle on and off for tournaments slike I did before, I'd really like to get TRT treatment, just to give me that extra boost. However, I can't get it without it being medically necessary.

I've read a fair bit online and it seems many athletes who have hypogonadism are able to receive TRT treatment, so that's the way I've decided to go. How can I convince a doctor that I have hypogonadism? Phone Post
2/9/13 1:53 AM
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OnlyTheStrongSurvive 255 The total sum of your votes up and votes down Send Private Message Add Comment To Profile

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1. Take steroids.
2. Stop taking steroids.
3. ??????
4. Profit (aka hypogonadism and trt) Phone Post
2/9/13 2:07 AM
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nick diaz nut hugger 24 The total sum of your votes up and votes down Send Private Message Add Comment To Profile

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OnlyTheStrongSurvive - 1. Take steroids.
2. Stop taking steroids.
3. ??????
4. Profit (aka hypogonadism and trt) Phone Post
I've been taking them since I started competing in tournaments at 15. It's just that these stupid fucking new rules with random testing are inhibiting my cycles, and I can't piss hot or I'll get suspended or worse.

Is there a way to get hypogonadism other than waiting 10 years for my T/E ratio to drop, or can I just "influence" the tests now? Phone Post
2/9/13 2:09 AM
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Il Duce 39 The total sum of your votes up and votes down Send Private Message Add Comment To Profile

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Use a 10 year old girl for your blood work tests. Phone Post
2/9/13 2:11 AM
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well fuck. i thought past steroid use was supposed to be a surefire way to get it. i guess you got dealt a bad hand?

2/9/13 2:15 AM
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nick diaz nut hugger 24 The total sum of your votes up and votes down Send Private Message Add Comment To Profile

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ufc98newb -

well fuck. i thought past steroid use was supposed to be a surefire way to get it. i guess you got dealt a bad hand?

Problem is I'm only 29 and though I'm not that lucky with the ladies, I go to strip clubs and wack off A LOT, so I'm still around 3.5/1 now. But I just know I can't beat these other guys without some help from science. I mean, these other fuckers train seven days a week and never drink alcohol. How the fuck am I supposed to compete with that? Phone Post
2/9/13 2:15 AM
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2/9/13 2:20 AM
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if you ever get some answers, please share with mikey. I would really like to see him put together one more run for #1 contender before his time up. 

 

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2/9/13 2:24 AM
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How old are you?
2/9/13 2:27 AM
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sux@bjj - How old are you?
I'm 29, and I read most people have to be over 35 to get TRT injections, no? Phone Post
2/9/13 2:31 AM
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Irradiate your junk in the microwave.
2/9/13 2:38 AM
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OnlyTheStrongSurvive - 1. Take steroids.
2. Stop taking steroids.
3. ??????
4. Profit (aka hypogonadism and trt) Phone Post
I've been taking them since I started competing in tournaments at 15. It's just that these stupid fucking new rules with random testing are inhibiting my cycles, and I can't piss hot or I'll get suspended or worse.

Is there a way to get hypogonadism other than waiting 10 years for my T/E ratio to drop, or can I just "influence" the tests now? Phone Post
I was worried the question marks would be the important part. Phone Post
2/9/13 3:12 AM
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2/9/13 3:17 AM
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2/9/13 3:50 AM
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Just cut your nuts off...multiple problems solved
2/9/13 4:06 AM
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2/9/13 5:19 AM
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Become an MMA fighter! It seems rampant in that community.
2/9/13 8:32 AM
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i heard not sleeping, eating, or drinking before getting your test levels taken helps your results show low t.

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