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2/12/13 5:48 PM

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no question, it's an imperative.

lemme refine it though; you're not 'the' goldberg, just 'a' goldberg. What would be the signature catchphrases that define your tenure as 2nd chair to Rogan?

Think of analogs you might use for such familiar goldbergisms as

1. TEEP!

2. SLIP'N'RIP, GROUND'N'POUND, PUNCHES IN BUNCHES

3. VIRTUALLY IDENTICAL

4. ITS ALL OVER!!

instead of "TEEP!" I'd always call out "QUIZZER!!" for a brazilian/question mark kick, maybe in a fake Oz accent too so it'd sound like "QUIZZAH." I would use this to refer to pretty much any high kick.

2/12/13 5:49 PM	Ignore \| Quote \| Edit \| Warn Admin \| Vote Down \| Vote Up \| Delete Post
RickStorm 838 Member Since: 4/2/08 Posts: 22579 Mixed Martial Arts LLC, Forum Admin	lolwut You have ignored this user.

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unfilter 202 Member Since: 11/9/10 Posts: 4698	RickStorm - lolwut step 1: ??? (magic? faustian bargain?) step 2: you are A Goldberg step 3: TBD You have ignored this user.

2/12/13 5:59 PM	Ignore \| Quote \| Edit \| Warn Admin \| Vote Down \| Vote Up \| Delete Post
KevinMcAllister 180 Member Since: 10/20/10 Posts: 8780	"BUGLES! The OFFICIAL Corn Horn of the UFC!" "I can confirm the veracity of that statement, Joe!" "He's walking through a meadow and he's allergic to the flowers, Joe!" You have ignored this user.

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RobinVanRooney Member Since: 11/17/11 Posts: 4989	KevinMcAllister - "BUGLES! The OFFICIAL Corn Horn of the UFC!" "I can confirm the veracity of that statement, Joe!" "He's walking through a meadow and he's allergic to the flowers, Joe!" LOL You have ignored this user.

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unfilter 202 Member Since: 11/9/10 Posts: 4700	someone gets wobbled = "Look out Joe! He's dodging raindrops!" seriously though, we need an official Corn Horn. You have ignored this user.

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OnlyTheStrongSurvive 253 Member Since: 1/29/11 Posts: 11313	Kevin wins. You have ignored this user.

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unfilter 202 Member Since: 11/9/10 Posts: 4701	r tard - Susbsequently transpiring! (Instead of "coming up next!") nice! i as thinking"temporally adjacent" but then people might not know if it was coming up or if it had already been consigned to the dust-bin of the past. You have ignored this user.

2/12/13 6:28 PM	Ignore \| Quote \| Edit \| Warn Admin \| Vote Down \| Vote Up \| Delete Post
The Gumball Kid 197 Member Since: 2/7/13 Posts: 138	Goldie2: Standing here with the equally Caucasian Joe Rogan -- well sort of but not really Joe, ciao my friend! Joe: (o______O; ) eats a handful of AlphaBrain You have ignored this user.

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yellow c0ckahlc 55 Member Since: 6/9/12 Posts: 8873	The Gumball Kid - Goldie2: Standing here with the equally Caucasian Joe Rogan -- well sort of but not really Joe, ciao my friend! Joe: (o______O; ) eats a handful of AlphaBrain I love AlphaBrain. have you tried it with toast? You have ignored this user.

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butthurt for my frankie Member Since: 9/15/11 Posts: 4494	Do you really,yellow? You have ignored this user.

2/12/13 6:45 PM	Ignore \| Quote \| Edit \| Warn Admin \| Vote Down \| Vote Up \| Delete Post
yellow c0ckahlc 55 Member Since: 6/9/12 Posts: 8876	Fuck no. I'm too busy spending my money on whey and creatine. ME WANT BIG, NO SMART. You have ignored this user.

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unfilter 202 Member Since: 11/9/10 Posts: 4703	yellow c0ckahlc - Fuck no. I'm too busy spending my money on whey and creatine. ME WANT BIG, NO SMART. brain burns too many calories, makes it hard to bulk up. You have ignored this user.

2/12/13 6:53 PM	Ignore \| Quote \| Edit \| Warn Admin \| Vote Down \| Vote Up \| Delete Post
yellow c0ckahlc 55 Member Since: 6/9/12 Posts: 8878	unfilter - yellow c0ckahlc - Fuck no. I'm too busy spending my money on whey and creatine. ME WANT BIG, NO SMART. brain burns too many calories, makes it hard to bulk up. I just don't take AB, period. Have no reason to. On a side note, how do I put my key in the ignition? The shape confuses me. You have ignored this user.

2/12/13 6:57 PM

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yellow c0ckahlc -
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yellow c0ckahlc -
Fuck no.

I'm too busy spending my money on whey and creatine.

ME WANT BIG, NO SMART.

brain burns too many calories, makes it hard to bulk up.

I just don't take AB, period. Have no reason to.

On a side note, how do I put my key in the ignition? The shape confuses me.

where do you need to go that's so damn important?

machines serve us bro, not the other way around. just fire up netflix and let that car thing figure itself out.

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The Gumball Kid 197 Member Since: 2/7/13 Posts: 142	yellow c0ckahlc - The Gumball Kid - Goldie2: Standing here with the equally Caucasian Joe Rogan -- well sort of but not really Joe, ciao my friend! Joe: (o______O; ) eats a handful of AlphaBrain I love AlphaBrain. have you tried it with toast? What is this toast you speak of? You have ignored this user.

2/12/13 7:02 PM	Ignore \| Quote \| Edit \| Warn Admin \| Vote Down \| Vote Up \| Delete Post
yellow c0ckahlc 55 Member Since: 6/9/12 Posts: 8881	Look all I know is I need to go to Wally World for some toaster strudel, and my Netflix doesn't deliver food from my queue. You have ignored this user.

2/12/13 7:06 PM	Ignore \| Quote \| Edit \| Warn Admin \| Vote Down \| Vote Up \| Delete Post
The Gumball Kid 197 Member Since: 2/7/13 Posts: 144	I've been waiting for you to go allllllllll day! We need some more milk too. Thanks boo! You have ignored this user.

2/12/13 7:14 PM	Ignore \| Quote \| Edit \| Warn Admin \| Vote Down \| Vote Up \| Delete Post
unfilter 202 Member Since: 11/9/10 Posts: 4705	yellow c0ckahlc - Look all I know is I need to go to Wally World for some toaster strudel, and my Netflix doesn't deliver food from my queue. yet. like i said, it's a waiting game. somebody will figure this out for us eventually. THE BALL'S IN YOUR COURT, SCIENCE! You have ignored this user.

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unfilter 202 Member Since: 11/9/10 Posts: 4706	The Gumball Kid - yellow c0ckahlc - The Gumball Kid - Goldie2: Standing here with the equally Caucasian Joe Rogan -- well sort of but not really Joe, ciao my friend! Joe: (o______O; ) eats a handful of AlphaBrain I love AlphaBrain. have you tried it with toast? What is this toast you speak of? uncooked bread = raw toast iirc You have ignored this user.

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unfilter 202 Member Since: 11/9/10 Posts: 4707	r tard - The Tiger Woods of Sambo i did really like this one how bout: The Leonard Cohen of Capoeira? or barring that, the Jon Kruk of Kung Fu? You have ignored this user.

2/12/13 7:19 PM

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The Gumball Kid 197 The total sum of your votes up and votes down

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The Gumball Kid - Goldie2: Standing here with the equally Caucasian Joe Rogan -- well sort of but not really Joe, ciao my friend!

Joe: (o______O; ) *eats a handful of AlphaBrain*

I love AlphaBrain.

have you tried it with toast?

What is this toast you speak of?

uncooked bread = raw toast iirc

Well that is a rather different. How would one prepare toast? Is it nutritious or rather a sinful treat?

2/12/13 7:21 PM

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The Gumball Kid -
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The Gumball Kid -
yellow c0ckahlc -
The Gumball Kid - Goldie2: Standing here with the equally Caucasian Joe Rogan -- well sort of but not really Joe, ciao my friend!

Joe: (o______O; ) *eats a handful of AlphaBrain*

I love AlphaBrain.

have you tried it with toast?

What is this toast you speak of?

uncooked bread = raw toast iirc

Well that is a rather different. How would one prepare toast? Is it nutritious or rather a sinful treat?

its something moms do in the morning.

FRAT: dunno.

2/12/13 7:23 PM

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butthurt for my frankie

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yellow c0ckahlc -
Fuck no.

I'm too busy spending my money on whey and creatine.

ME WANT BIG, NO SMART.

Your limiting of your own intellect has been your undoing.

*chases two TRT caps with a Xience before getting my hands taped up,compression shorts with cup adjusted,more neoprene knee and ankle wraps than G-Sot @ UFC118,puts on Hyubusa shorts and Lesnar Dethclutch walk out tee with Jaco socks and shoes in preparation for raiding Walmart for a blender to create the ultimate whey/strudel/creatine/alpha brain smoothie* Phone Post

2/12/13 7:29 PM

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superCalo -
You know what really gets my goat, what drives me to furious bouts of intensive anger, its when fighters dont use the teep, then I dont get to hear goldy explain, that they are teeping, if not for the teep there is no teeping and without that we are nothing.

it creates an unfair advantage for ground fighters, who benefit directly from Joe's cage side instruction.

why not offer MT practicioners the same boon by letting goldie call out the teeps?

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