UnderGround Forum >> Do You Wanna Be A Fxxxn' Goldberg?

superCalo - 

butthurt for my frankie - 

yellow c0ckahlc -

Fuck no.

I'm too busy spending my money on whey and creatine.

ME WANT BIG, NO SMART.

Your limiting of your own intellect has been your undoing.

*chases two TRT caps with a Xience before getting my hands taped up,compression shorts with cup adjusted,more neoprene knee and ankle wraps than G-Sot @ UFC118,puts on Hyubusa shorts and Lesnar Dethclutch walk out tee with Jaco socks and shoes in preparation for raiding Walmart for a blender to create the ultimate whey/strudel/creatine/alpha brain smoothie*

 

You Just described my life

 

thought you weened off the TrT calo; you back on the sauce? 

r tard - 

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r tard -  The Tiger Woods of Sambo

i did really like this one

how bout:

The Leonard Cohen of Capoeira?

or barring that,

the Jon Kruk of Kung Fu?

The Imi Lichtenfeld of Krav Maga

don't see the connection, sorry.

superCalo - 

unfilter - 

superCalo - 

butthurt for my frankie - 

yellow c0ckahlc -

Fuck no.

I'm too busy spending my money on whey and creatine.

ME WANT BIG, NO SMART.

Your limiting of your own intellect has been your undoing.

*chases two TRT caps with a Xience before getting my hands taped up,compression shorts with cup adjusted,more neoprene knee and ankle wraps than G-Sot @ UFC118,puts on Hyubusa shorts and Lesnar Dethclutch walk out tee with Jaco socks and shoes in preparation for raiding Walmart for a blender to create the ultimate whey/strudel/creatine/alpha brain smoothie*

 

You Just described my life

 

thought you weened off the TrT calo; you back on the sauce? 

 

I was getting a bit depressed and while rolling around the floor crying my eyes out spotted one ampouleof T under the bed that I had missed flushing down the toilet.

It was a moment of weakness, I wish I could take the moment back, but once you're on that whirlwind its hard to get off brotha :(  

Now I'm reaping it for all it blows.

 

i don't judge man lemme know if there's anything i can do, up to/including donating any extra test i might secrete/have around the house in case you want to quit tepid turkey.  as opposed to stone cold turkey style.

superCalo - 

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superCalo - 

You know what really gets my goat, what drives me to furious bouts of intensive anger, its when fighters dont use the teep, then I dont get to hear goldy explain, that they are teeping, if not for the teep there is no teeping and without that we are nothing.

it creates an unfair advantage for ground fighters, who benefit directly from Joe's cage side instruction.

why not offer MT practicioners the same boon by letting goldie call out the teeps?

 

Thats why I hate it when Rogans going on about "great leg kick " 

he cant even tell the difference between the slap and the thud ?

Guy leave it to Goldy to talk about the kicks and MT, stick to talking about BJJ and drugs.

 

rogan = bjj, ice and nut cups

goldberg = teeps and leg kicks

florian = high crotch single

anik = ?

superCalo - 

anik if hes to make a name for himself, other than his own actual name that is, not that I mean change his name but regardless he has to get some kind of obscure move to call his own, but not so obscure that its not at done at least 3 times per round, any suggestions we can help the guy with ?

 

anik has no mouth and yet he must scream.

ROUNDHOUSE is a good generic term, could describe half a dozen things.

The Gumball Kid - De riddum of de roundhouze is de greatest ting i ever seen

what kind of  accent we doing here?  paint my ears a picture that my eyes can read, like a picture.

Billy Joe Rottoncrotch - It's noble work you're doing unfilter.

Praise the lord.

This fight brought to you by Bugles, the official Corn-Horn of the UFC.

PRAISE THE LORD!

...back to you joe.

superCalo - 

unfilter - 

The Gumball Kid - De riddum of de roundhouze is de greatest ting i ever seen

what kind of  accent we doing here?  paint my ears a picture that my eyes can read, like a picture.

 

I'm thinking a Brasilian Dutch hybrid, kind of like a Overeem that has had some Brasilian punched into him.

 

so it might come out sounding like "houndhaus?"

All this teeping and talk of dressing up for a Walmart trip has got me wet.

I spilled my whey shake on my pants.

yellow c0ckahlc - 

All this teeping and talk of dressing up for a Walmart trip has got me wet.

 

 

I spilled my whey shake on my pants.

oh man, impossible to get protein stains outta denim.

wait, we're going to walmart?  just put in on the shopping list bro.

What you both seem to forget is my shakes don't contain milk, nor do i own a pair of denim.

yellow c0ckahlc - 

What you both seem to forget is my shakes don't contain milk, nor do i own a pair of denim.

while i can't in good conscience condemn a denim free lifestyle, i can't condone it either.

in minnesota we wear these man-tight things 8 months out of the year, we just put pants over them and hope we don't get hit by a car until sometime in mid-july, because in that case whereas one skid mark might prove fatal, the other is just embarrassing.

Alright, now hold on here:

• I'm not a communist, the queen would never allow it.
• Meggings 8 months our of the year should never be hidden. If you're going to to wear them for that long, you should be putting them OVER your denim.
• Being hit by cars is a pasttime hobby of my family, and you will do wwell not to mock it.

superCalo -

unfilter - 

superCalo - 

butthurt for my frankie - 

yellow c0ckahlc -

Fuck no.

I'm too busy spending my money on whey and creatine.

ME WANT BIG, NO SMART.

Your limiting of your own intellect has been your undoing.

*chases two TRT caps with a Xience before getting my hands taped up,compression shorts with cup adjusted,more neoprene knee and ankle wraps than G-Sot @ UFC118,puts on Hyubusa shorts and Lesnar Dethclutch walk out tee with Jaco socks and shoes in preparation for raiding Walmart for a blender to create the ultimate whey/strudel/creatine/alpha brain smoothie*

 

You Just described my life

 

thought you weened off the TrT calo; you back on the sauce? 

 

I was getting a bit depressed and while rolling around the floor crying my eyes out spotted one ampouleof T under the bed that I had missed flushing down the toilet.

It was a moment of weakness, I wish I could take the moment back, but once you're on that whirlwind its hard to get off brotha :(  

Now I'm reaping it for all it blows.

 

paid killers?

I'm fucking telling on you.

yellow c0ckahlc - 

Alright, now hold on here:

• I'm not a communist, the queen would never allow it.
• Meggings 8 months our of the year should never be hidden. If you're going to to wear them for that long, you should be putting them OVER your denim.
• Being hit by cars is a pasttime hobby of my family, and you will do wwell not to mock it.

meggings?  up north we call 'em long johns.

although as i'm looking at it,  the term 'long johns' doesnt really sound more manly or anything.  well it does sound manly but in more of a "same sex attraction" kind of way.

2JupitersTooMany -  He is a good GOOD man mmm. mmm. mmm! Good man Joe, has the whole world on his side, but he's not doing it for them. *snap face turn eyes wild* HE'S DOING IT FOR HIMSELF. *throws headset at crowd, tangles neck in cord, breaks open forehead on stone column*

i imagine this is what happens every single time they cut to commercial.

The Gumball Kid - The beautiful Josh Rosenthal our referee