NatureGround >> Submarine Dinosaurs (frat story) (f u)

 I work in the desert. It's nothing but sand. While I was working I saw a man sitting near the tracks. I started talking to him. He claimed to be native American. As I was talking to him he asked me if I knew about the submarine dinosaurs. I asked what they were.

He said they were these dinosaurs that lived under the sand in the dunes here (Imperial Sand Dunes, CA). He said you shouldn't go out in the dunes alone because they will eat you. I asked how big they were and he said "bigger than your truck." I said no shit. He went into further detail about how they travel and where they hang.

I had to leave and as I was going he asked if I had ever been to San Diego. I said yes. He said "Ya know that bridge you have to cross as you enter San Diego?" I said 'sure.' He said there's an octopus that lives under that bridge that just watches traffic all day.