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NatureGround >> Were the first wars Monkey Wars?
| 1/10/10 8:34 PM | |
Greasegate
Member Since: 12/19/09 Posts: 189 |
So we all came from monkeys, right? Doesn't that make it highly probable that the first wars engaged in on this earth were between monkey armies? I'd like to know how these wars started, and how they were eventually ended. I'm guessing whichever army learned how to make weapons out of sticks had the upper hand. |
| 1/10/10 8:41 PM | |
seg
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Watch 2001: A Space Odyssey. It's all explained there. |
| 1/10/10 8:49 PM | |
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Greasegate
Member Since: 12/19/09 Posts: 193 |
seg - Watch 2001: A Space Odyssey. It's all explained there. yea but soon other monkeys would pick up a bone too. then it is monkey war. |
| 1/10/10 8:52 PM | |
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GucciGucciGucci
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Amoebas vs bacterias were the first wars bro |
| 1/10/10 10:37 PM | |
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KyokushinCatch
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early mammals trying not to be eaten by big reptiles? |
| 1/10/10 10:40 PM | |
flesheatingbull
Edited: 01/10/10 10:40 PM Member Since: 12/6/05 Posts: 6028 |
in depends of the scale your looking at. how large must it be in order to be classified as a 'war', per se. |
| 1/11/10 7:52 AM | |
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Greasegate
Member Since: 12/19/09 Posts: 210 |
flesheatingbull - in depends of the scale your looking at. how large must it be in order to be classified as a 'war', per se. I'm thinking a war with thousands of monkeys battling at once, like two armies against each other. Maybe there was even some crude armour. |
| 1/11/10 8:01 AM | |
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trogdor
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| 1/11/10 8:29 AM | |
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androushka
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I think people living in units as large as a thousand individuals is fairly modern. Monkeys and early men lived in smaller herds right? And as stated, those groups probably fought/fight each other all the time |
| 1/11/10 9:17 AM | |
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Wally Saves
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The Great Galactic War , more commonly known as the Great War, was a war between the Sith Empire and the Galactic Republic between 3,681 BBY and 3,653 BBY. |
| 1/11/10 10:46 AM | |
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Trust
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There are documentaries of monkey clans going to war. Same for chimps. Chimp on chimp violence is brutal. No joke. |
| 1/11/10 10:54 AM | |
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TDre42
Member Since: 12/20/08 Posts: 1688 |
Cain and Able was the first battle, Duh! Geeze! What do we got, a bunch of morans on this thread. |
| 1/11/10 10:57 AM | |
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1armedScissor
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wow |
| 1/11/10 11:01 AM | |
Fraser
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Wow, "Taintstick" is a very homosexual band name. O ther than that, this thread is pretty cool. |
| 1/11/10 6:51 PM | |
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Greasegate
Member Since: 12/19/09 Posts: 221 |
Trust - var so = new SWFObject("http://www.youtube.com/v/a7XuXi3mqYM&hl=en_US&fs=1&", "postVideo-28724291-Flash", "425", "355", "9.0.28", "##000"); so.addParam("allowScriptAccess", "samedomain"); so.addParam("allowNetworking", "internal"); so.addParam("wmode", "transparent"); so.write("postVideo-28724291"); There are documentaries of monkey clans going to war. Same for chimps. Chimp on chimp violence is brutal. No joke. So what happens when the monkeys in tribes number in the thousands? Were the battles done in the trees, or did they eventually move onto open plains to wage war? |
| 1/12/10 8:01 AM | |
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trogdor
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Fraser - Wow, "Taintstick" is a very homosexual band name. that's the idea BRO |
| 1/12/10 11:34 AM | |
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Sambist007
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Greasegate -Trust - var so = new SWFObject("http://www.youtube.com/v/a7XuXi3mqYM&hl=en_US&fs=1&", "postVideo-28724291-Flash", "425", "355", "9.0.28", "##000"); so.addParam("allowScriptAccess", "samedomain"); so.addParam("allowNetworking", "internal"); so.addParam("wmode", "transparent"); so.write("postVideo-28724291"); There are documentaries of monkey clans going to war. Same for chimps. Chimp on chimp violence is brutal. No joke. Don't think monkey tribes ever numbered in the thousands, or even hundreds. |
| 1/12/10 12:04 PM | |
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Somerville Bad Boy
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ttt |
| 1/12/10 1:01 PM | |
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Ogami Itto
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I LOL'd at the thread title. Classic OG. |
| 1/13/10 12:15 AM | |
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Greasegate
Member Since: 12/19/09 Posts: 248 |
Sambist007 -Greasegate -Trust - var so = new SWFObject("http://www.youtube.com/v/a7XuXi3mqYM&hl=en_US&fs=1&", "postVideo-28724291-Flash", "425", "355", "9.0.28", "##000"); so.addParam("allowScriptAccess", "samedomain"); so.addParam("allowNetworking", "internal"); so.addParam("wmode", "transparent"); so.write("postVideo-28724291"); There are documentaries of monkey clans going to war. Same for chimps. Chimp on chimp violence is brutal. No joke. Why wouldn't they? That would be the natural order. Tribes would grow as more babies were born. |
| 1/13/10 3:33 AM | |
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gatotwopointoh
Member Since: 8/28/09 Posts: 1808 |
Greasegate -Sambist007 - Don't think monkey tribes ever numbered in the thousands, or even hundreds. to support that kind of population in a small area you need agriculture. monkeys don't got that shit. |
| 1/14/10 5:25 PM | |
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Greasegate
Member Since: 12/19/09 Posts: 256 |
ttt |
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