RugbyGround >> Welsh villages to sacrifice virgins to Dan Carter.

 27 points, two tries...He was some form of evil rugby God against the poor Welsh.

Add in his 18 points and pinpoint kicking against the Irish a week earlier, and you have to wonder if our Celtic nations will start worshipping him or sacrificing cattle so that their pagan Gods may strike him down. (As a Celt myself, I have invoked the spirit of Belatacudros to take him down.)

He's 50/50 to play against Wales in game II, so the sacrifices weren't a total waste. However as his understudy is a former Junior player of the year and form Super 14 player...Well, New Zealand won't exactly miss him.

Great to see him hit his true form after a less than impressive Super 14 campaign.

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