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Chael Sonnen has been trying to pick a fight with Anderson Silva like it is his job. Now Silva's Blackhouse teammate Lyoto Machida has in turn challenged Sonnen, via twitter. Machida posted in Brazilian Portuguese. Translation is below.

"Chael Sonnen, just got out of surgery, but can give you your gift inside the octagon with one arm and only you accept the fight."

Sonnen replied decorously, also via twitter.

"I don't have time for "pee pee" mouth. All the time I can spare him is enough to cold cock him and walk away."

The 'pee pee' reference is to a Machida family tradition of drinking urine. The practice, though unusual, has some notable adherents, including Mahatma Ghandi, J.D. Salinger, and that guy who cut his arm off after getting stuck on a desert hike.

When he is not driving Brazilian's crazy, Chael Sonnen is training for a fight with Mark Munoz on Jan. 28 at UFC on FOX 2.


1/3/12 10:08 AM
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Sounds like a dick tuck Phone Post
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Sonnen knows that Machida would put him in a body bag.
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Sonnen is a puss.
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Sonnen is a puss.
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Hmmmm, when confronted the Sonnen, either quiets up or makes excuses.... Weird Phone Post
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the gangster from oregon ducking a fight?  either he is thinks machida would wreck his shit or he already has the AS fight locked in with a win against Munoz.

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Why should he sign on to fight Lyoto in a fight that won't main event when he is about to fight to be the #1 MW contender again?

If he beats Munoz, Anderson has to fight him or he looks like a coward. Then Sonnen can fight whomever he wants. And if that came to pass he should continue to talk smack on Blackhouse while refusing to fight anyone but Anderson. After all, if you call out of the biggest fish on the team are you really tucking by turning down a guy that has lost 3 of his last 4 fights?

This smells of Lyoto trying to stay relevant. Any holes he discovered in Jones are gone now. Shogun beat him twice (despite the blind judges). Rampage exposed his "elusive" style. Now he's picking on Middleweights.
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 People don't seriously think when Sonnen calls somebody out he's actually doing so, do they?

Every single word that comes out of his mouth is to hype himself up. It begins and ends at that.
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 lol, Sonnen is arguably one fight away from fighting Silva for the title. Why would he take a fight against someone who just lost to one of the 3 champs Sonnen claims he wants to fight.
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officedrone23 - Why should he sign on to fight Lyoto in a fight that won't main event when he is about to fight to be the #1 MW contender again?

If he beats Munoz, Anderson has to fight him or he looks like a coward. Then Sonnen can fight whomever he wants. And if that came to pass he should continue to talk smack on Blackhouse while refusing to fight anyone but Anderson. After all, if you call out of the biggest fish on the team are you really tucking by turning down a guy that has lost 3 of his last 4 fights?

This smells of Lyoto trying to stay relevant. Any holes he discovered in Jones are gone now. Shogun beat him twice (despite the blind judges). Rampage exposed his "elusive" style. Now he's picking on Middleweights.
This. Sonnen is going to beat Munoz and become #1 for MW

He deserves a champ fight not someone coming off a loss Phone Post
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 SONNEN CHICKEN!
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 Did that guys shirt say he fucked Sonnen?  Weird.
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officedrone23 - Why should he sign on to fight Lyoto in a fight that won't main event when he is about to fight to be the #1 MW contender again?

If he beats Munoz, Anderson has to fight him or he looks like a coward. Then Sonnen can fight whomever he wants. And if that came to pass he should continue to talk smack on Blackhouse while refusing to fight anyone but Anderson. After all, if you call out of the biggest fish on the team are you really tucking by turning down a guy that has lost 3 of his last 4 fights?

This smells of Lyoto trying to stay relevant. Any holes he discovered in Jones are gone now. Shogun beat him twice (despite the blind judges). Rampage exposed his "elusive" style. Now he's picking on Middleweights.

 I agree with your points that it wouldn't make sense for Sonnen to take this fight, and I also agree that Machida is probably investing in a little air time for himself here.

But it was hardly Machida "picking" on anyone. Sonnen runs his mouth off about Lyoto a lot, and has even called him out before. 
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Regardless let's look at this match. Lyoto has some of the best tdd in the sport, he has kept much bigger guys off of him, and there's no way he would be outsruck = Chael proper fucked by an "irrelevant fighter"
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wannabeAdministrator -  lol, Sonnen is arguably one fight away from fighting Silva for the title. Why would he take a fight against someone who just lost to one of the 3 champs Sonnen claims he wants to fight.
Can't help but agree. Phone Post
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Glovegate - And just as a point of order here, Machida has lost 3 of his last 4 and arguably 4 of his last 5.

He shouldn't be calling anyone out.


exactly....the fight makes no sense at all for Sonnen. It's probably Silva's last ditch effort not to fight him.
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Machida would amputate Sonnen's ass and hand it back to him on a plate.
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Whatever people claim about Machida not being relevant or some shit he'd still fuck Sonnen up, who has IIRC fought at 205 before..
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officedrone23 - Why should he sign on to fight Lyoto in a fight that won't main event when he is about to fight to be the #1 MW contender again?

If he beats Munoz, Anderson has to fight him or he looks like a coward. Then Sonnen can fight whomever he wants. And if that came to pass he should continue to talk smack on Blackhouse while refusing to fight anyone but Anderson. After all, if you call out of the biggest fish on the team are you really tucking by turning down a guy that has lost 3 of his last 4 fights?

This smells of Lyoto trying to stay relevant. Any holes he discovered in Jones are gone now. Shogun beat him twice (despite the blind judges). Rampage exposed his "elusive" style. Now he's picking on Middleweights.
This. Sonnen is going to beat Munoz and become #1 for MW

He deserves a champ fight not someone coming off a loss Phone Post
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1/3/12 11:02 AM
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Better hope he gets past Munoz, I heard the Oregon DUCKS are looking for a new mascot Phone Post
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mkou - Whatever people claim about Machida not being relevant or some shit he'd still fuck Sonnen up, who has IIRC fought at 205 before..

 sonnen also called out the 205 champ in JBJ. 
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I hope Munoz beats him into retirement.
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<blockquote>WestsideStrangler -  Did that guys shirt say he fucked Sonnen?  Weird.</blockquote><br /><br />


Brazilans are kind of fruity like that, Remember when Wanderlei Wanted to fuck Chuck.

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