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Hawai'i Underground >> I hope Hawaiian Host goes under
| 1/4/12 11:29 PM | |
Jack Carter
Edited: 01/05/12 3:37 AM Member Since: 1/25/04 Posts: 58495 |
A bank lady handed me a wrapped Christmas gift today. Obviously it was Hawaiian Host Macadamia Chocolates, endorsed by Glen Mideros. I open that shit up and ate the whole thing within 3 minutes. Now I feel like shit. I have to skip dinner because of the incredible caloric intake I just gobbled down. Why would somebody give this as a gift? It's a cop-out! Give me a $10 gift certificate to Zippys so I can buy dinner, don't give me Hawaiian Host Chocolates that will add extra shit calories to my diet! Nobody eats just 3. You throw it away, give it away or eat the whole damn thing right away. I hope that company dies a painful death. 
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| 1/4/12 11:53 PM | |
JIMMYNAKS
35 
Member Since: 9/18/05 Posts: 21248 |
I wish some cunt fuck would give me Hawaiian Host chocolates..... Instead of the genital herpes I got instead.
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| 1/5/12 1:08 AM | |
sufferingsuckatash
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Member Since: 7/2/09 Posts: 3226 |
matching his and herpes |
| 1/5/12 3:27 AM | |
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JIMMYNAKS
35
Member Since: 9/18/05 Posts: 21252 |
Sometimes I wish I could "Like" comments on here
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| 1/5/12 3:30 AM | |
FCTV808
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Member Since: 10/1/03 Posts: 58741 |
7 out of 10 locals would be in the same boat as jack |
| 1/5/12 4:09 AM | |
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JIMMYNAKS
35
Member Since: 9/18/05 Posts: 21256 |
The other 3 would be in my life raft
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| 1/5/12 6:19 AM | |
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Jack Carter
Edited: 01/05/12 6:26 AM Member Since: 1/25/04 Posts: 58497 |
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