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Hawai'i Underground >> Beer = Miracle Grow for roaches and geckos?
| 1/16/12 5:50 PM | |
MOB U2
Member Since: 9/3/11 Posts: 267 |
Cleaning on MLK day. Found my last homebrewed beers. Never drank them b/c, well somebody else I know made them and I consider him a bit sociopathic. Anyway realized I couldn't save my beer bottlers b/c there was roach and gecko shit everywhere. Then I saw them. The largest preggo roach I've ever seen in my entire life. And the biggest chameleon I seen in my life. I have not figured out if that's a soon to be Jackson or what. The only thing that had to consume was an open bottle of homebrew that's been in there for months. Sorry no pics. I smashed the roach by kicking that box full of biohazard, then dumped the whole mess into the recycle bin. The gecko/chameleon is too damn elusive right now and I think is in our ground tiller. |
| 1/16/12 6:02 PM | |
meatrokket
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Member Since: 11/30/07 Posts: 2768 |
reading your post made me want to puke. |
| 1/16/12 6:34 PM | |
FCTV808
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Member Since: 10/1/03 Posts: 58888 |
i look forward to pics of chameleon. true story |
| 1/16/12 7:18 PM | |
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MOB U2
Member Since: 9/3/11 Posts: 268 |
For the record these are brews I never considered drinking, but was eventually planning to reuse the bottles b/c they have their own attached corks. I put them in my dads warehouse while I was living elsewhere. I think he got curious as to what was inside n never closed one of the bottles. Chameleon looks as big as a damn Jackson. |
| 1/16/12 9:47 PM | |
JIMMYNAKS
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Member Since: 9/18/05 Posts: 21365 |
I'll bet the Chameleon and the roaches had group sex. 
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| 1/16/12 10:41 PM | |
fnunderful
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Member Since: 5/8/11 Posts: 141 |
Wasting homebrew should be a crime....Was this a full mash or kit brew? Either way this thread makes me sad...:( |
| 1/17/12 12:58 AM | |
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MOB U2
Member Since: 9/3/11 Posts: 270 |
Kit brew man. I got this from a dude who is kinda weird. I didn't want to try it b/c it wouldn't have surprised me if he fucked with it just for kicks. I threw away another bottle and my whole backyard reeked bad. Like I said 'sociopathic'. In any case, throwing away the self-corking bottles made me sad period. |
| 1/17/12 2:26 AM | |
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fnunderful
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Member Since: 5/8/11 Posts: 142 |
Maybe it was just full of some protein mix that someone thought would be a good idea to put in...(don't try to make protein chocolate stout, it sounds like a good idea but just doesn't taste right). |
| 1/17/12 2:27 AM | |
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fnunderful
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Member Since: 5/8/11 Posts: 143 |
This would also explain the unusual growth of chameleons and roaches... |
| 1/17/12 6:42 AM | |
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MOB U2
Member Since: 9/3/11 Posts: 271 |
That extremely damn interesting. Thank you for that insight man. Two schnaps all the way. Schnap Schnap! Gotta find that damn chameleon. Too fast; always getting into the yard equipment. |
| 1/18/12 1:50 AM | |
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GregHonda
Member Since: 9/25/02 Posts: 2356 |
| 1/18/12 11:21 PM | |
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MOB U2
Member Since: 9/3/11 Posts: 272 |
^LOL! |
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