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Week 1 in jail: War Machine blog


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From: MissRARA 92 The total sum of your votes up and votes down Send Private Message Add Comment To Profile
Posted: 7/29/10 12:16 AM
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http://twitter.com/WarMachine170

What's up guys!? I'm gonna do a weekly blog for this year while I'm locked up. Just want to keep y'all posted and give you some insight on what it's like here for me. When I first got here I was told I was gonna be kept in segregation to pretect myself since I'm a "celebrity." I told them NO WAY! 23 hours a day lockdown? FUCK THAT! So they stuck me in the "mainline." They classified me a 5 on a scale 1-6 so I'm with the big dogs. Everyone here has been to prison. Few guys in my unit are murderers waiting to be shipped out to prison for life. Funny, kinda odd, but they are the most friendly of the bunch... Most intelligent too. Hardest thing about this place is finding people you can have a decent conversation with.

So when you first get here you learn the rules, jail politics. You got the Whites, the Mexicans, and the Blacks + others. Whites and Mex share tables for recreation but you only eat show at your designated race's table. You never sit at the Blacks table and vice-versa, but you can talk to them here in County Jail. If a Mex or White fights a Black, all the Mex and Whites are required to jump in. One on one fights are only allowed against your own race and take place in an empty cell. I think it's dumb. I'm not trying to fight anyone and can care less abotu who fights who. I hope no big rumbles happen... I can't afford more trouble. Buttt if you don't help, you get jumped afterwards. Maybe I'll just throw body shots and leg kicks so I don't hurt anyone... Anyway so far all is well.

I'm bored a lot, just been reading and working out to stay busy. All the guys here are cool to me, I get a lot of questions about fighting. Seems everyone wants to learn some "moves." I wish we could train here, would make it way more fun... lol. So yeah, anyway I don't see anyone fucking with ME... Only way BS goes down is if I get drug into someone elses lame drama. Well that is that! Week 1 in a nut shell. Look forward to keeping you guys updated. Can't wait to get out and fight for all my fans again! Can't wait to open my gym in Austin! Thanks for standing by me. If you go to sdsheriff.net you can e-mail me. Booking # 10754342 Jon Koppenhaver.

-WM

From: MorganPerkins Send Private Message Add Comment To Profile
Posted: 7/29/10 12:18 AM
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He got a laptop in his cell?

From: MissRARA 92 The total sum of your votes up and votes down Send Private Message Add Comment To Profile
Posted: 7/29/10 12:18 AM
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He has one of his friends posting it for him

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Posted: 7/29/10 12:19 AM
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From: GagasSoldierisAmaroon 233 The total sum of your votes up and votes down Send Private Message Add Comment To Profile
Posted: 7/29/10 1:07 AM
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 for all the dumb shit he does and says at times...he comes across as a cool dude in most interviews, when hes not trying to Alpha male it up. 



From: OzLoco 18 The total sum of your votes up and votes down Send Private Message Add Comment To Profile
Posted: 7/29/10 1:09 AM
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The dichotomy that is WM.

From: TapouT24 Send Private Message Add Comment To Profile
Posted: 7/29/10 1:24 AM
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Ftw_Gmb - Is this retard under the impression that someone gives a flying fuck about him?


Just wondering

Well you must, since you came on this thread and said that.


WM is a good guy besides all the shit he does, hope he comes out of jail a new person and takes the fighting life serious.

From: jackangle 3 The total sum of your votes up and votes down Send Private Message Add Comment To Profile
Posted: 7/29/10 1:30 AM
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so what does WarMachine get classified as white or other?

From: JustPeed 176 The total sum of your votes up and votes down Send Private Message Add Comment To Profile
Posted: 7/29/10 1:33 AM
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interesting they have the race system in county jail, but im guessing it's california or vegas that he is locked up in...

a lot of county jails don't have the whole races sticking to their kind thing.

From: dhughes 405 The total sum of your votes up and votes down Send Private Message Add Comment To Profile
Posted: 7/29/10 1:35 AM
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Week 1 in Wrong Forum Asshole: A Tale of Irrelevancy...

From: KissMisery Send Private Message Add Comment To Profile
Posted: 7/29/10 1:36 AM
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He is thinking about opening up a gym in Austin? Like in Austin, TX?

Hell, I live 6 hours away and I STILL wouldn't feel safe if he moved there.

I hope he's able to get his act together for his sake.

From: DevinS 7 The total sum of your votes up and votes down Send Private Message Add Comment To Profile
Posted: 7/29/10 1:37 AM
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Ftw_Gmb - Is this retard under the impression that someone gives a flying fuck about him?


Just wondering

dude....shut the fuck up.

From: frontrowbrian Send Private Message Add Comment To Profile
Posted: 7/29/10 1:46 AM
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KissMisery - He is thinking about opening up a gym in Austin? Like in Austin, TX?

Hell, I live 6 hours away and I STILL wouldn't feel safe if he moved there.

I hope he's able to get his act together for his sake.

 before Austin, he said his gym was going to be in Washington state. You need money to open a business. You need a relationship with a banker. Can you imagine a banker okaying a small business loan for War Machine?

From: BoondockJOSH 4 The total sum of your votes up and votes down Send Private Message Add Comment To Profile
Posted: 7/29/10 1:52 AM
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Ftw_Gmb - Is this retard under the impression that someone gives a flying fuck about him?


Just wondering

 

From: BzGrappla Send Private Message Add Comment To Profile
Posted: 7/29/10 2:07 AM
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Ya WM buddy has his password to his twitter.




He will be opening a gym with two of his Navy SEAL buddies... One of them will be teaching crossfit, gonna get a bjj trainer, boxing trainer etc.


They will be opening a UND1SPUTED Gym, affiliate I believe.




seems like he is developing to his surroundings, maybe he will get off early, I think i would have chose seg tho lol

From: CAvemanChris Send Private Message Add Comment To Profile
Posted: 7/29/10 2:10 AM
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haters gonna hate

From: TSMontana 14 The total sum of your votes up and votes down Send Private Message Add Comment To Profile
Posted: 7/29/10 2:13 AM
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Can someone please tell this guy that Austin is full, and isn't taking any new people right now?

From: BzGrappla Send Private Message Add Comment To Profile
Posted: 7/29/10 2:15 AM
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and this thread will get over 100 post easily by tommorow afternoon.


some by say who cares lol. riight

From: SinCityHustler Send Private Message Add Comment To Profile
Posted: 7/29/10 2:19 AM
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frontrowbrian - 
KissMisery - He is thinking about opening up a gym in Austin? Like in Austin, TX?

Hell, I live 6 hours away and I STILL wouldn't feel safe if he moved there.

I hope he's able to get his act together for his sake.

 before Austin, he said his gym was going to be in Washington state. You need money to open a business. You need a relationship with a banker. Can you imagine a banker okaying a small business loan for War Machine?

You also need to serve out your probation (in his case San Diego county in California).  I don't see WM opening anything up any time soon after he's released, other than perhaps a comic book or other stimulating reading material.  

From: Canario 58 The total sum of your votes up and votes down Send Private Message Add Comment To Profile
Posted: 7/29/10 2:21 AM
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This could get kind of interesting really........

From: TapouT24 Send Private Message Add Comment To Profile
Posted: 7/29/10 2:29 AM
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Ftw_Gmb - 
TapouT24 - 
Ftw_Gmb - Is this retard under the impression that someone gives a flying fuck about him?


Just wondering

Well you must, since you came on this thread and said that.


WM is a good guy besides all the shit he does, hope he comes out of jail a new person and takes the fighting life serious.




This post reeks of stupidity on 2 levels. 1 thinking that me saying who gives a flying fuck about wm = me caring.


2. wm is a good guy besides all the shit he does? are you a retard? dumbfuck is what dumbfuck do and warmachine is and does dumb fucking shit. get it?



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From: Overhand Write 1 The total sum of your votes up and votes down Send Private Message Add Comment To Profile
Posted: 7/29/10 2:31 AM
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 Why all the negativity? I think that a lot of you are hypocrites because you find his antics fascinating, and secretly fantasize about living your life like him, banging hot porno chicks and fucking dudes up left and right.

If so, it’s cool, this is the internets. No one can judge you here. Save that self righteous attitude for your mom or wife.

 


From: shootfightermike 740 The total sum of your votes up and votes down Send Private Message Add Comment To Profile
Posted: 7/29/10 2:38 AM
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 TTT

From: OldManMinerva Send Private Message Add Comment To Profile
Posted: 7/29/10 2:39 AM
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Nathalie - I'm glad the Whites and Mexicans are on the same team....cool to see that.



yeah white & Mexicans are like peas in a pod

From: Georbraham Linkington Send Private Message Add Comment To Profile
Posted: 7/29/10 2:39 AM
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What a fucking asshole

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