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From: DevinS 6 The total sum of your votes up and votes down Send Private Message Add Comment To Profile
Posted: 1/25/09 4:35 PM
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Put together by Juggo over at sherdog.

Babalu/Sokoudjou

"Here we are with Seraldo Babalu, you did an awesome job, saw why you're a black belt in jiu-jitsu, getting an awesome submission there, I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by the fight, what you saw, in the ring."

"You showed the dominance by getting the takedown and looking for a choke in that position. We know the weakness that you had, but you actually showed the heart and determination of a champion of how tough of a light heavyweight you really are, here in the Affliction card. What do you think of the future of you, um, future opponents?"

"Yes, and uh, my back will be better in about three months, so I know all the fans would love to see me and you get it on. You know what, you're an awesome fighter, congratulations tonight. Everybody lets give a hand to Renato Babalu, one of the greatest light heavyweights, of the night."


Belfort/Lindland

"Well, Belfort, we saw you with an astonishing left hand, that's the left hand that I used to see you knock people out time and time again, we're gonna go ahead and go over it. Walk me through it, show me exactly what you seen with this."

"Well, like I said, you show your hand-speed time and time again Vitor, 185 pounds, lady and gentlemen, let's give Vitor Belfort a round of applause, an awesome 105 pounder, you just beat the number two guy in the world, buddy, you're on top of the world tonight!"

"Gradulation Vitor Belfort, let's give it back to you Sean."

Barnett/Yvel

"Well, here we go, we, here we go we got Josh Barnett, with a dominating fashion. Buddy, he said he wanted to stand up with you. You said you wanted to stand up with him. All the gameplans get thrown out and you shown the dominant heavyweight that you are. He wasn't getting away from you. Walk me through the fight."

"Well, alright, we're gonna go ahead show some some action from around one right here. I want you to walk me through and how do you feel as you went through this stuff?"

"Well you should have your head high tonight, you did an awesome job, entertained every one of these fans. You did a great job, I'm proud of you buddy. Keep it up, let's see the winner tonight, you'll be next in line."

"Well, you showed what type of champion you really are. Everybody lets give a hand to Josh Barnett, the baby-faced assassin, continuing his win career. Good job Josh! We'll go back to you Sean."

Fedor/Arlovski

"I'm gonna have my interpreter here for Fedor Emelianenko. Everybody had questions on what type of heavyweight you were. You've showed it once on Tim Sylvia in 38 seconds. You've done it again against Andrei Arlovski in 3 minutes and 34 seconds. Let me tell you how you feelin right now."

"Well there's always been question from other promotions saying that you weren't the best heavyweight in the world. Well, tonight, buddy, you've answered those questions. You tooken out two of the former UFC heavyweight champions and you are the best heavyweight... in my eyes and I believe every one of these guys' eyes around the world... of tonight..."

"Well, we got to see, actually, Josh Barnett in the last fight, win in a decision. It looks like you two are going to be heading off and another chance for you to defend your heavyweight title. What do you think as Josh as your next opponent?"

"Well the millions that are watching at home and the fifteen thousand and more in audience tonight, ladies and gentlemen, the pound for pound best heavyweight in the world today, Fedor Emelianenko, the last emperor, congratulations buddy."


Props to Tito for doing what's definitely not an easy job, but man some of this shit is funny!

From: WeeWillyWinky 1 The total sum of your votes up and votes down Send Private Message Add Comment To Profile
Posted: 1/25/09 4:42 PM
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He makes Goldie sound like Churchill.

From: weakpoint Send Private Message Add Comment To Profile
Posted: 1/25/09 4:42 PM
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I'm not your buddy, guy.

From: JoshMitola 7 The total sum of your votes up and votes down Send Private Message Add Comment To Profile
Posted: 1/25/09 4:48 PM
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Buddy!

From: whoabro Send Private Message Add Comment To Profile
Posted: 1/25/09 5:00 PM
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ugh, i'm experiencing some extreme vicarious shame right now

From: ocbadapple Send Private Message Add Comment To Profile
Posted: 1/25/09 5:06 PM
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so bad, its good

From: Motion Send Private Message Add Comment To Profile
Posted: 1/25/09 5:11 PM
Edited: 01/25/09 5:23 PM
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I'm a Tito fan but he butchered that! 

From: weakpoint Send Private Message Add Comment To Profile
Posted: 1/25/09 5:22 PM
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I think Tito should stick to this:

http://i42.tinypic.com/2rqex3p.gif

and leave the interviewing to someone else

From: edock02 6 The total sum of your votes up and votes down Send Private Message Add Comment To Profile
Posted: 1/25/09 6:22 PM
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^ LOL

From: RedDragonUK 550 The total sum of your votes up and votes down Send Private Message Add Comment To Profile
Posted: 1/25/09 7:08 PM
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Ha ha ha Tito was comedy gold, I havent laughed so much in ages at an MMA event, the UG was on top form too as it happened.

Like to see Tito back.

From: Skillrules 25 The total sum of your votes up and votes down Send Private Message Add Comment To Profile
Posted: 1/25/09 7:14 PM
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 HAHAHA I havent seen that .gif in a looong time. Tito with that shit eating grin..hilarious

I would like to see Tito back in the ring, with some of his old explosiveness

From: Chimonos Revenge 266 The total sum of your votes up and votes down Send Private Message Add Comment To Profile
Posted: 1/25/09 8:32 PM
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Tito kept calling him "Feodor"

From: elgringo 9 The total sum of your votes up and votes down Send Private Message Add Comment To Profile
Posted: 1/25/09 8:46 PM
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Fedor is the same name as Theodor, thats why he was saying it like that.

From: Rappy Gilmore 16 The total sum of your votes up and votes down Send Private Message Add Comment To Profile
Posted: 1/25/09 9:04 PM
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 Tito is now my favorite commentator of all time.....in any sport in any country....

I've never laughed so hard in my life.....

I would pay top dollar for a compilation dvd of conversations between Jenna and Tito.....

From: Misoza 4 The total sum of your votes up and votes down Send Private Message Add Comment To Profile
Posted: 1/25/09 9:22 PM
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Transcript is missing "Vitor's coming in at 131 years of age" ????

From: WatchinMMA Send Private Message Add Comment To Profile
Posted: 1/25/09 9:27 PM
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does anyone have that tito in the halter top picture??

From: GMan99 66 The total sum of your votes up and votes down Send Private Message Add Comment To Profile
Posted: 1/25/09 9:29 PM
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He referred to someone's orn-othodox striking in the first match. Then, after going on and on about D-Lau playacting on the low blows, he mentioned how much heart he showed throughout the fight!

From: vegard 21 The total sum of your votes up and votes down Send Private Message Add Comment To Profile
Posted: 1/25/09 9:46 PM
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haha

tito is unintentional comedy gold

From: WatchinMMA Send Private Message Add Comment To Profile
Posted: 1/25/09 9:50 PM
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lol I actually like his bumbling style

From: RoccoSieffridi 1 The total sum of your votes up and votes down Send Private Message Add Comment To Profile
Posted: 1/25/09 9:54 PM
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 Ummm...I dunno. I know I'd have better things to do with my time than take notes via rewinding my TiVo all for the purpose of transposing them on MMA.TV for attention. My spare time is dedicated to ass ( but that's just what I like to do )


From: crazychris 2 The total sum of your votes up and votes down Send Private Message Add Comment To Profile
Posted: 1/25/09 10:23 PM
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The Destroyer88 - 
weakpoint - I'm not your buddy, guy.


I'm not your guy, friend.

Props to Tito like you said, but damn, I think we need a translator for him instead of for Fedor.


I'm not your friend, Man.

Tito made me feel bad for him like he did on the apprentice show when he goofed up in the presintation.

From: mikegli 7 The total sum of your votes up and votes down Send Private Message Add Comment To Profile
Posted: 1/25/09 10:27 PM
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LOL at 'tooken'

From: Einar 55 The total sum of your votes up and votes down Send Private Message Add Comment To Profile
Posted: 1/25/09 11:15 PM
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I'm not sure, but I thought he said "belly to belly souffle" at one point. I know you say "suplay" in greco roman, but souffle is just an awesome slip of the tounge.

From: Sadyv Send Private Message Add Comment To Profile
Posted: 1/25/09 11:36 PM
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LOL belly to bell souffle!

Tito was unintentionally fantastic, so many funny slip ups.

It worked so well because Tito just kept plowing ahead, and never let one mistake stop him from making two more.

From: Einar 55 The total sum of your votes up and votes down Send Private Message Add Comment To Profile
Posted: 1/25/09 11:49 PM
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Sadyv - never let one mistake stop him from making two more.


LOL Thats great. Thats going to be my life motto from now on.

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