Patrick Swayze Tribute: Ten things “Roadhouse” taught us about fighting

source: cagepotato
 

In honor of Swayze, here are the ten most important fighting lessons that you can take away from “Roadhouse”:

1. That dude probably has a knife blade in his boot.
2. And he is too stupid to have a good time.
3. Take the biggest guy in the world, shatter his knee, and he'll drop like a stone.
4. If things get really hairy, call Sam Elliot.
5. Be nice.  Until it’s time to not be nice.
6. If you're gonna have a pet, keep it on a leash.
7. When a man sticks a gun in your face, you got two choices.  You can die, or you can kill the motherfucker.
8. Pain don’t hurt.
9. Being called a cocksucker isn’t personal. It's just two nouns combined to elicit a prescribed response.
10. No one ever wins a fight.

RIP, big guy.  You will be missed.

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2/27/12 10:05 PM by Immaculata

One of the classics. I can't turn it off when it comes on Reelz.

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2/27/12 5:04 PM by The Sultan

 always will be a classic.

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2/27/12 4:41 PM by Kobayashi

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2/27/12 12:59 PM by TeamRenzo

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2/27/12 12:22 PM by sparkuri

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2/27/12 12:21 PM by DanEzra

Roadhouse principles in action:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWfetF1jCO4

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2/27/12 12:17 PM by Immaculata

TTT.

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2/27/12 12:13 PM by The Cooler

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2/27/12 11:52 AM by onepunchJD

RIP