'War Machine' blog: Week 1 in jail

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What's up guys!? I'm gonna do a weekly blog for this year while I'm locked up. Just want to keep y'all posted and give you some insight on what it's like here for me. When I first got here I was told I was gonna be kept in segregation to pretect myself since I'm a "celebrity." I told them NO WAY! 23 hours a day lockdown? F___ THAT! So they stuck me in the "mainline." They classified me a 5 on a scale 1-6 so I'm with the big dogs. Everyone here has been to prison. Few guys in my unit are murderers waiting to be shipped out to prison for life. Funny, kinda odd, but they are the most friendly of the bunch... Most intelligent too. Hardest thing about this place is finding people you can have a decent conversation with.

So when you first get here you learn the rules, jail politics. You got the Whites, the Mexicans, and the Blacks + others. Whites and Mex share tables for recreation but you only eat show at your designated race's table. You never sit at the Blacks table and vice-versa, but you can talk to them here in County Jail. If a Mex or White fights a Black, all the Mex and Whites are required to jump in. One on one fights are only allowed against your own race and take place in an empty cell. I think it's dumb. I'm not trying to fight anyone and can care less abotu who fights who. I hope no big rumbles happen... I can't afford more trouble. Buttt if you don't help, you get jumped afterwards. Maybe I'll just throw body shots and leg kicks so I don't hurt anyone... Anyway so far all is well.

I'm bored a lot, just been reading and working out to stay busy. All the guys here are cool to me, I get a lot of questions about fighting. Seems everyone wants to learn some "moves." I wish we could train here, would make it way more fun... lol. So yeah, anyway I don't see anyone fucking with ME... Only way BS goes down is if I get drug into someone elses lame drama. Well that is that! Week 1 in a nut shell. Look forward to keeping you guys updated. Can't wait to get out and fight for all my fans again! Can't wait to open my gym in Austin! Thanks for standing by me. If you go to sdsheriff.net you can e-mail me. Booking # 10754342 Jon Koppenhaver.

-WM

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OnenOnlyDan site profile image  

8/5/10 12:56 AM by OnenOnlyDan

The guys in county, not state. It's not as hardcore as the blog/media make it out to be. The deputies don't let that much crap go down, and he can make it seem more hard then it really is but I'm sure he's getting good treatment down there, and he's only level 5 cause of his adw charge. Don't believe everything you read..

BzGrappla site profile image  

8/4/10 11:44 PM by BzGrappla

war machine/ huerta.. vs Austin?

jacktripper site profile image  

8/4/10 2:54 PM by jacktripper

david h: can you slip him a carton of kools courtesy of the ug?

FreightTrain site profile image  

8/1/10 11:15 PM by FreightTrain

Jail politics. Fuk man. Please keep us posted.

DAVID H site profile image  

8/1/10 11:05 PM by DAVID H

Don't know about getting out early. As of Friday, he was not involved in any incidents in jail. As far as a cellmate, basically unless you are classified as "administrative segregation", you have no choice.

BzGrappla site profile image  

8/1/10 5:48 PM by BzGrappla

you think he has a chance of getting out early? how is he holding up? kinda sucks to have a cellmate tho

DAVID H site profile image  

8/1/10 4:12 PM by DAVID H

Thanks. I will keep the UG updated as much as possible...

BzGrappla site profile image  

8/1/10 2:37 PM by BzGrappla

Leben was in jail for 35 days.. for dui while on probation, also a steroid user.. Mayham for a monthWar machine has only gotten into bar fights, people talk shit and he will step up, but its classfied as assault with deadly weapon goes he is a pro. Now he has to do the time for fighting while on probation... bar fightshit happens.

Stryker89 site profile image  

8/1/10 2:31 PM by Stryker89

Yup and you sounds like Prison Bitches Machine boytoy, get off his loser nutz



 

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