Second jail blog from War Machine


Starting to get the hang of things here and the time seems to be passing faster than I had expected. Couple of the guys housed here are pretty cool. Valencia is here fighting a murder case and "The Banker" is here for his 3rd bank robbery!! LOL We play Scrabble a lot, work out and bullshit. Just try to pass the time. Most of the other inmates here are just in and gone within a few days and boy do people try and take advantage!! Everyone has a sob story and wants to use your minutes to make a "quick" call. Problem is it's never so quick and never the last call. I'll be here a year and don't wanna go broke helping strangers so no more of that! Speaking of money, this jail business is the biggest racket of them all! We can only buy their phone cards and it costs 25¢/min. for a LOCAL CALL!! And the snacks are outrageous! Easily 5 times the price of any convenient store.

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2JupitersTooMany site profile image  

8/10/10 11:49 AM by 2JupitersTooMany

Slim, hovering over the shanked body of War Machine: "All in the game yo, all in the game."

Stryker89 site profile image  

8/10/10 11:45 AM by Stryker89

War Machine is a lifetime loser

CAvemanChris site profile image  

8/10/10 1:07 AM by CAvemanChris

haters gon' hate

hubris site profile image  

8/9/10 11:26 PM by hubris

he needs to listen to Slim

KOyouSoQuick site profile image  

8/7/10 10:10 AM by KOyouSoQuick

go fight some more dudes with 0 wins on their records sally. proudly displaying a green after your fights, and then never fighting again is like being in the army reserves and talking about your brothers serving over in Irag you fuckin goof. I handle you in less than 2 mins you fuckin cum dumpster.

Stryker89 site profile image  

8/4/10 9:20 PM by Stryker89

Haha this little bitch never was part of any war....He spent his time on a boat surrounded by guys..Shit guess he is luving jail

ds1970 site profile image  

8/4/10 7:15 PM by ds1970

LOL! Morgan Freeman is THE MAN!

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8/4/10 6:59 PM by mortician


2JupitersTooMany site profile image  

8/4/10 4:27 PM by 2JupitersTooMany

True oriface love is criminal-record-blind

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8/4/10 4:25 PM by gward armbar

i bet hes getting some "pummeling" and "cell training" on with "strong Valencia" right now...