War Machine's 3rd big house blog

by War Machine | source: twitlonger.com
 

First off I wanna thank all of you that have been writing to me. I have been getting mail from as far away as Russia and Australia! It's neat to know my career has brought attention to me from so far away.

I had my first scare this week. I was laying in my bunk when a neighbors "fishing line" hit my door and got stuck beneath it. I got up to free it (half tube toothpaste attached to string), and it broke, leaving it with me. When I looked into the tube it was filled with what I'm pretty sure was drugs. The lights were dim and I just assumed my initial presumption was correct. I kinda panicked and just kept picturing guards coming into my cell and busting me. I wondered how many extra years I'd get... Anyway, I hid it in my trash and waited 'til breakfast with crossed fingers. As soon as our doors "popped" in the AM, I went to the inmate whom the line belonged to and told him "It's in my trash, go grab it." He said, "It's cool, I have more." I told him that I didn't wanna get busted and I don't do drugs anyway, and he started laughing. I guess they use crumbled soap bars to weigh down the tubes of toothpaste... LOL! Fuckin scared the shit outta me for NO REASON!!

What else... Oh shit. I tried some prund! Basically jail moonshine, they make it from fermented fruit, sugar, and water. It takes like 5 days and tastes like some fucked up wine but hey =)

I had a very good conversation with a Somalia born Muslim named "50." I think he's a "blood" anyway, he just got sentenced to life for some murders he was accused of. Anyway, he's actually a very intelligent guy. Real nice too. I feel bad for this guy, real bad. I get to meet the man and see the pictures of his children. He's a human, not a monster. He was telling me how the media portrayed his case and utilized our nations preconceived notions and prejudice to convict him instead of the facts. They painted him as a "Somalian" and a "Muslim" even though his family immigrated here to escape all that and are proud American citizens now. Thinking on it, he's right. I myself would judge him on it, I know my SEAL friends would too. Shit, I think just a few months ago I tweeted something about how I hated "nasty Muslims." I never even had a clue as to what they believe until he explained it to me. It really opened my eyes. I think all Americans born and raised here are just as brain washed as me and my friends. We all need to question what we hear in the media and what our government tries to program us with. We need to stay open minded.

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Fuzzy Badfeet site profile image  

8/19/10 4:49 PM by Fuzzy Badfeet

 Somalian = Guilty

jacktripper site profile image  

8/19/10 4:41 PM by jacktripper

"They painted him as a "Somalian" and a "Muslim" even though his family immigrated here "you mean to say they painted a muslim from somalia as a somali muslim? thats despicable!i have a feeling theres going to be a lot of unintentional comedy coming from WM

newbyfan site profile image  

8/19/10 1:26 AM by newbyfan

 This fucking idiot added tons of jailtime by making those blogs and for what? There is no money to be made or business to sell? He doesnt benefit at all He somehow thinks fame will equal money but in what way? What a sad sack of shit.

McLeod site profile image  

8/18/10 11:01 PM by McLeod

Ahh.,, I suppose if he was to tell me these stories on the phone, I could do a blog for my bro.. that makes sense.

BzGrappla site profile image  

8/17/10 11:21 PM by BzGrappla

actually no, thats brandon wolfe, oddly enough WM was suppose to fight him in the UFC b4 he was cut.Thats not who he is talking about, WM use to post alot of photos of them, even ones his buddy sent from afghan

Mike Russell site profile image  

8/17/10 9:37 PM by Mike Russell

 He was relaying the messages to a buddy via telephone and he was posting them to War Machine's account...

superCalo site profile image  

8/17/10 9:34 PM by superCalo

I guess if you're willing to scarific the use of your butt hole to those who have power in the prision, anything is possible.

livedevil site profile image  

8/17/10 9:20 PM by livedevil

Good! Guy's an idiot attention whore* for "tweeting" (or having a friend do it for him) his misadventures in jail when his final sentencing had not been given.*That pretty much goes for most twitter users and people with blogs similar to this...

McLeod site profile image  

8/17/10 9:14 PM by McLeod

I don't understand how he can use a computer? My brother is in prison for life and doesn't get use of one at all...I have no way to talk with him other than letters and his phone calls.

jacktripper site profile image  

8/17/10 9:08 PM by jacktripper

"I had a very good conversation with a Somalia born Muslim named "50." I think he's a "blood" anyway, he just got sentenced to life for some murders he was accused of. Anyway, he's actually a very intelligent guy. Real nice too."yea convicted multiple murderer and blood gangster... real nice



 

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