Hallman lack of coverage makes ESPN HoF

by Patrick Dorsey | source: espn.go.com

Dennis Hallman's lack of coverage left his boss, Dana White, more than a little upset.

Dana White, we agree.

White was pretty mad -- "horrified," actually -- when Dennis Hallman entered the UFC ring this weekend in what amounted to a Speedo. In fact, the UFC president gifted opponent Brian Ebersole $70,000 just for dispatching Hallman in the first round, labeling it a "getting-those-horrifying-shorts-off-TV-as-soon-as-possible" bonus.

Then White said he's banning the look forever. But it's not gone entirely. Because Hallman's short, short, short shorts will be inducted into Page 2's pantheon of Worst Looks in Sports History, alongside these chosen 10:

John Daly's Pants
Soccer Collars
Australian Women's Basketball Team
White Sox in Dark Shorts
The Williams Sisters
Jorge Campos
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
European Hockey Billboards
Brian Wilson at the ESPYs
Dennis Rodman

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ABE FROMAN site profile image  

8/10/11 6:10 PM by ABE FROMAN

Isn't that Lafayette from True Blood?

bhealthy site profile image  

8/10/11 5:55 PM by bhealthy

Face it, Rallmans semi-ball flappage is the best show ufc has done since lyota's ADA approved crane kick. He has broken ground for males in the previously women only 'wardrobe malfunction ' arena

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8/10/11 3:16 PM by invalid

That advertiser is the winner despite the supposed lack of coverage. We're talking about his choice in attire this long after the event.

JeffersonDArcyChoke site profile image  

8/10/11 2:31 PM by JeffersonDArcyChoke

Hey. Dennis Hallman got his NAME near ESPN. Sure beats Anthony Pettis' highlight kick where he wound up simply being "that guy who threw the kick off the cage". If Pettis getting ESPN pub was going to make him HUGE if he won UFC gold; isn't Hallman's pub worth something?Like it or not but Dennis Hallman UFC is talked about and searched. Rampage vs Hamill and Faber vs Cruz didn't even get a mention. Dana should give Ballman a Twitter-style bonus for FREE PUBLICITY.

5 Round Main Event site profile image  

8/10/11 2:29 PM by 5 Round Main Event

^ He didn't have his balls flop out like Dennis Ballman.

JudOWNED site profile image  

8/10/11 2:24 PM by JudOWNED

 What about Shoney???  He never had a problem with this!

RedVexx site profile image  

8/10/11 1:51 PM by RedVexx

Rodman?I thought that was 50 cent?

Combat Vette site profile image  

8/10/11 1:23 PM by Combat Vette

I LMAO'd  

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8/10/11 12:37 PM by invalid

Dana doing whatever the fuck he wants again.

Dedicated1 site profile image  

8/9/11 8:57 PM by Dedicated1

Thanks to this I've discovered Brain Wilson and just spend the last hour laughing my ass of at his videos on youtube! Thanks Dennis 'Speedoman' Hallman!