Brittney Palmer Playboy cover


There was a time when young men turned to National Geographic for titilating images. Then in 1953 Hugh Hefner had an idea - there are girls next door, with boobies. Then Penthouse  showed more, starting in the UK in 1965. Then in 1974 Hustler showed more.

The three magazines had a lucrative nudie war, until the arrival of the Internet.

The first thing ever printed on a press was the Guttenberg Bible, but the second thing was obscene images (it was probably some lady's ankle). So too with all new forms of media. The first thing ever published on the Net was 11001010 or something. The second thing was Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee.

Through some peculiar warp of time, MMA has stripped away more than 50 years, and everyone is excited about a Playboy magazine that hits the stand in March. The reason in Brittney Palmer, who appears in and on the cover of the March issue, on sale soon.

Playboy has released a SFW image of the cover, so you’ll recognize it when it hit the newsstands.

Octagon Girl Brittney Palmer is showing off the toned body that she's worked hard to achieve in Playboy's March issue. The stunning 24-year-old Las Vegas native appears on the cover of the March issue and in a seductive 8-page nude pictorial inside the magazine (on newsstands and on Friday, February 17, with photos online at

Also in the issue:
Nobel Prize–winning economist and New York Times columnist Paul Krugman. Hopefully not naked.
2012 Bike Of The Year
Top ad firms weigh in on how to rebrand Obama. Hopefully not naked.
Rocket scientists speculate about sex in space. Money shot could be an issue here.
Profile of a corrupt Chicago cop. Also hopefully not naked.
Exclusive excerpt from a novel about North Korean kidnapping. Starvation niche?
The last days of Smokin' Joe Frazier. I'm sad Joe Frazier is dead.
Deadly extreme skiing, kayaking and surfing stunts. They should stick to something safe like fighting.

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fightcity site profile image  

2/17/12 11:22 PM by fightcity

Hey someone PM a link please, second request... ;-)

Ew0k187 site profile image  

2/17/12 1:51 AM by Ew0k187

i think brittney palmer is one of those chicks who look hotter with her clothes onat least in playboyarianny..not so much XD

CindyO site profile image  

2/17/12 12:25 AM by CindyO

Of course! I'll check just about anyone out, I don't care. Hawt is hawt, right? Cindy

CindyO site profile image  

2/17/12 12:19 AM by CindyO

OOh, check out Einstein! Never heard THAT one before. Nothing gets past you, does it??? "She works for Zooooooofa, man!" STFU. Cindy

CindyO site profile image  

2/17/12 12:16 AM by CindyO

And it's a SFW for you to bother commenting about me signing my name because I have done it for years and will continue to:) It helps me find my posts better. Anything else you want to be a SFW with your time about? Cindy  

mrantistupiditay site profile image  

2/16/12 8:03 PM by mrantistupiditay

When the first time you notice a public figure's got lopsided eyes is in Playboy, someone is getting paid for a job somebody else should have gotten.

guy1 site profile image  

2/16/12 7:32 PM by guy1

I was presently surprised, i thought she looked hot a fuck. I do like Arianny better though.

I'mDownWithBrown site profile image  

2/16/12 7:05 PM by I'mDownWithBrown

They fucked her face up pretty bad.

random_perv site profile image  

2/16/12 6:54 PM by random_perv

I think her lopsided nipples did that. Arianny is way hotter.

rumble_fish site profile image  

2/16/12 6:43 PM by rumble_fish

so.. can they fix her boobs or what?