Jones: I am going to clown Sonnen on PPV

 

On a recent episode of UFC Tonight, Chael Sonnen recited a poem he had written for Jon Jones. The pair are scheduled to fight at UFC 159 on April 27.

I got a call one day from Dana, he said 'Chael, I'm putting you to work.'
'You see, I overpaid for this light heavy, who I now realize is a jerk.'
'He's been winning fights, but not with brains or with brawn.
'And his matches and his one-armed cartwheels are making the whole crowd yawn.
'I mean, nobody's coming to see him in living rooms or in bars.
'Why don't you send this guy to Cirque de Soleil, or Dancing with the Stars?'
He handed me his wallet, his ATM card and pin number too.
He said, 'Chael, whatever's in the account, take it, it's all for you.'
I thought for a moment and I said, 'I'll tell you what, Uncle D.
'For you and the fans, this one's on me.'
So I went and did some homework, I got some tapes of his fights.
I suggest you all give them a try, if you're having trouble sleeping at night.
They tell me he's good, but I know that can't be true,
I saw him get armbarred by Vitor, and he's 52!
He's so boring he made Machida fall asleep.
The snoozefest he had against Rashad, or beating up on Bonnar, who's older than God?
Look, here's the truth, believe me it is.
Don't even mention Ryan Bader, he lost to Tito Ortizz!
Jon, I'm coming to New Jersey, because I've got a job to do.
I'm a fully-loaded cannon, boy, and I'm pointed right at you.
A little advice, go get in your car and hit another tree.
Do whatever you gotta do to stay away Jon, you don't want to fight me.

Jones responded not with poetry, but with tweets.

Jon Bones Jones ‏@JonnyBones
You're using your TV platform to clown me, it's all good because I'm going to use my TV platform to clown you.

Jon Bones Jones ‏@JonnyBones
Please keep it going, feed me

@Casasrm86
@JonnyBones you're so sensitive

Jon Bones Jones ‏@JonnyBones
Lol Im a cancer

Jon Bones Jones ‏@JonnyBones
There will be no more lines to remember come April 27th.

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Recent Comments »

BengalWACO site profile image  

3/21/13 10:31 PM by BengalWACO

Jones...please go to HW already. I want to see what you can do vs. The big boys.

Chiron site profile image  

3/21/13 6:45 PM by Chiron

If Chael somehow finds a way to win this place is going to explode.

Chiron site profile image  

3/21/13 6:45 PM by Chiron

If Chael somehow finds a way to win this place is going to explode.

FedorEmilioEstevez site profile image  

3/21/13 5:50 PM by FedorEmilioEstevez

Not everywhere

chaplinshouse site profile image  

3/21/13 5:32 PM by chaplinshouse

yeah! chael don't even got no puncher's chance!  lol

Bob Saget Bottom Team site profile image  

3/21/13 5:11 PM by Bob Saget Bottom Team

Thats true. But everytime I think of this match up, I think of Chaels last match against Silva.If Anderson can defend the takedowns like he did in the second round I see no problem what so ever for Jones.

Entreri site profile image  

3/21/13 5:07 PM by Entreri

Chael will surprise many, it will be more competitive than many think IMO. Will he win? Likely not.You know, if Chael was not so wild vs. Anderson, he could have survived for several rounds and lose by sub again.

DoomFarmer site profile image  

3/21/13 5:04 PM by DoomFarmer

Any fight at LHW involving Jones is a snoozer on paper.Get the guy at HW and then I may have some interest. Until then...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

UGCTT_FryedTakayama site profile image  

3/21/13 4:50 PM by UGCTT_FryedTakayama

Too bad. You're going to miss out....

guardbr8kr site profile image  

3/21/13 4:45 PM by guardbr8kr

I think he puts Jones on his back and gives him the toughest fight of his life.



 

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