Worst Life Ever: The Story of Kazuyuki Fujita’s Skull

source: cracked.com

The fight was a massacre. Fujita tried every both of his techniques against Wanderlei. He slowly waited to get punched and laid on top of him without doing anything. Neither worked, and Wanderlei eventually got to his feet and stalked Fujita like a Japanese octopus in an all-female prison. He hit him as hard as you can hit someone, many times. And every time Fujita fell down, Silva kicked him in the head as if he was going for a 70-yard field goal. None of this did anything!

Half the arena was crying since they thought they were watching one ape administer the death penalty to another and the other half was dead from shock waves. Silva kept punching him down, kicking him, watching him get up and starting from the top. Someone outside the ring (or probably just a chunk of shrapnel) hit the bell and the referee declared it a “knockout.” But Fujita was already back up before the words were out of his mouth. Why’d they stop it? He had Wanderlei right where he wanted him.

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Marzz site profile image  

1/19/10 10:20 PM by Marzz

That was fantastic.

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1/19/10 9:35 PM by crobrun

God that was great. Way too many funny parts. Please, seanbaby, P L E A S E keep writing.

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1/19/10 9:07 PM by axemurdered

OUTTTFUCKINGSTANDING!!!I laughed my ass off all the way through that.

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1/18/10 2:41 PM by dentalninja

Good stuff.

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1/18/10 2:19 PM by KimuraCrunch

That knee he took from Kerr has to be one of the hardest shots I've ever seen somebody take without being KOed.oh and LOL

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1/18/10 1:42 PM by jaseprobst

Seanbaby is so hilarious.

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1/17/10 11:12 AM by fishyfish

I usually really don't like "cracked" or "mad" or other teenage-type humour.but this guy's good.props to Seanbaby

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1/16/10 5:43 AM by YourHeadOnSpork

me like.

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1/15/10 7:33 AM by threestars35

Fujita was not out he was hurt by the wound in his head

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1/14/10 9:00 PM by HexRei

I remember back when all Seanbaby's stuff was about nintendo and cartoons. ten years ago or so. I wonder when he got into MMA?