Brock smiling happily

Chuck Liddell without a mohawk

Dan Hardy without a mohawk
 

Tito with a mohawk

Dana with a mohawk

Randy Couture with hair (just made cheerleading team captain!)

Eddie Bravo used to have long hair.

Wand and Fedor with long hair

Actually, Wand used to have long hair

Wand playing shoulder riding game?

Father and son enjoying some pee. Faces tell you whose idea that was.

Chuck and Tito doing... this

Chuck won
 

Machida paddling his cow

Chael Sonnen subbing someone

Big Nog being subbed

Anderson Silva tapping out

Roy Nelson clean shaved

Mike Chiesa clean shaven

Kirik on the prowl
 

Ronda Rousey throwing the Fahka

Randy Couture with Paris Hilton

Gigantic Samoan passing Guard

 Jon Fitch in a non-decision:

BJ Penn with defined abs:

Dana White with hair

Bas Rutten with hair

Cris Cyborg looking fetching

Kimbo without Beard


Bob Sapp winning
 

Ken Shamrock in a one-piece suit

Rampage, scholar

BLAF not BLAF

Bitter rivals becoming friends

Big Cat in a wolf tee

 BJ Penn with hair

Rogan with hair

Bald Kos, cheering for someone else

Rampage with women's underwear on his head

Diego Sanchez at play

A Diaz brother grinning
 

First UFC poster

 

Dana as an altar boy
 

Tim Sylvia naked

Rampage upskirt

Mike Tyson always looked a little scary

Mac Danzig, not so much
 

Bas didn't

Jason Miller, not Mayhem, yet

Dude, that is not me.
 

Roxy will always be Roxy, always has
 

Emelianenko brothers trying unsucessfully to look scary. Actually, as goofy teenagers, they still look a little scary.

No matter what, the Emelianko brothers always look a little scary

In fact, Fedor always looked a little scary. There is almost nothing that can rob Fedor of his auro of scaryness.

The cat even looks scared
 

No matter what, not even the Glorious Sweater of Absolute Victory AND a teletubbie takes it all away

Not even fishing will do it

ONLY the Naked Cowboy is capable of stealing Fedor's scary aura

 Naked Cowboy was probably somewhere near by when Fedor had his passport photo taken

Naked Cowboy was just across teh Hudson when this was taken

Young Naked Cowboy, just out of view (and Vladimir Voronov in the tan tank top)

Korean Naked Cowboy effect

Sorry about that left big guy

 

No matter what, Aleks will always be scary. Fact.
 

 RIckson is always a little scary too

Some things can be relied upon in MMA. Hong Man Choi's melon size for example

And Don Frye's mustache

Nog brothers not looking intimidating

Shogun and Ninja

Frank Shamrock without braces
 

Dan Hendo, prom night

Dan Henderson without his teeth

Vadim in a UFC tee

Brock looking small (OK, even at age one, he doesn't)

Reem small (pre horsemeat)

With a classmate the next year
 

Forrest Griffin was great on the Andy Griffith show

He was great as Superman, too
 

DFW and Josh Barnett emoting brotherly love

Seth Petruzelli tongue kissing a dude again

Matt Hughes with a male pin up (DON'T google image search Matt Hughes with safe search off :-)

Sean Gannon, famous cartoon character
 

Ashton Kutchner in a BJJ gi with a black belt on, tied wrong

Ed O'Neill with a white belt on

 Rampage inexplicably not motorboating

Motorboating
 

Brock without a trench knife on his chest

Early tattoo
 

Jones and Rashad friendly
 

Tank in a gi

Tank in football uniform makes more sense

Tank executing his high kick

A fighter having Dana by the balls

BJ Penn in a bowtie

Wand in a bowtie and glasses

Wand's dad wears glasses though

Wand in a Santa suit

Sonny Liston as Santa

 

If only Fedor had signed wth the UFC

 Dan Henderson with a BBQ grill crossing a street
 

Nick Diaz shaking his opponent's hand

That's more like it!

Cro Cop doing splits (dunno what that is on the ground)

Big Nog competing as an amateur boxer
 

Matt Hughes not quite getting country living
 

A jumping Spider

He's the Spider, see?

Every UFC champion with a camel toe
 

How much go in the woods does a chuck do?
 

Cain Velasquez with long hair

GSP with long hair (left)

Dan Hardy at the Shaolin Temple

Fedor breaking training

"You're talking to, I would dare say, the only fighter who has a dildo named after him here in Japan." Bob Sapp

A mammal, capable of ferocious violence, in a hat

Dana and co at Pride

Frank Shamrock arrested by Randy Couture

Wand locking arms with someone who is not in danger

Royce in a Ladder Match
 

JDS, really a gypsy

 Chael P. Sonnen with low testosterone

Wand and The Hammer sword fighting
 

Fedor in a banana hammock

Rampage with multiple bananas in his shorts
 

Axe Murderer with a katana
 

Sakuraba hasn't changed much

Remy Bonjasky has
 

Cro Cop has, too
 

Rampage smoking

Anderson Silva doing it wrong (pre Sensei Seagal)
 

"Look out for that metal thang"

Wand tending bar

Tim Sylvia and Sean Sherk girl tug of war
 

Gina Carano tug of war
 

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