Sean McCorkle responds to Kit Cope 'vagina' quip

source: The Underground
 

Kit Cope recently said that most MMA fighters were 'vaginas' for not standing and banging. Sean McCorkle responds, on the UG.

Hey, Kit Cope...

From: Sean McCorkle's Stats">Sean McCorkle
Member Since: 5/29/05
Posts: 10465

Just saw your interview where you claim MMA fighters are "Vaginas". Are you sure you didn't mean we're "A------s"? Because from the looks of you, I'm pretty sure you've seen more a------s than vaginas in your life.

Hey, here's a fun fact for you. You lost to Tiki Goshen. Let me repeat that. You lost to Tiki Goshen. In a fight. That means that if Tiki Goshen broke into your house, and you did not have a gun or other significant weapon readily available, Tiki Goshen would have little trouble subduing you, and rendering you completely helpless in a short amount of time. Then he would he proceed to take your belongings, and/or harm your family in any way he chooses.

Please tell me, how does it feel knowing that anytime you wake up to a "bump" in the middle of the night, you have to worry that it's either Tiki Goshen, or someone who is equally tough, or tougher than Tiki Goshen? That must be a terrifying way to live. I wouldn't walk down a street day or night anywhere in the world without a gun, if I didn't think I could beat up Tiki Goshen.

Oh and I heard a rumor about you being on "MTV True life, I'm a gay kickboxer" or whatever the show was called. That's awesome! Being on that show is like being on Jersey Shore but for only one episode as one of the skanks that The Situation bring home after a night of fistpumping. (not the kind you're used to)

I've got an idea, since I'm an MMA fighter, and we're all vaginas, how about you and I set up a Muay Thai fight with each other? My standup admitted sucks so you should have no problem at all. I know I weigh literally twice as much as you, but don't be a vagina. You can even take steroids before the fight (again). Which reminds me, how in the F-ing hell does a 6 ft tall "man" take steroids before a fight and still weigh in at 155 lbs? That has to be some kind of a record. It's like if we found out Roy Nelson was being treated for anorexia in the weeks leading up to a fight. That would be like if we found out Bob Sapp had swollen balls going into a fight.

I also can't figure out how a dude that looks like Aaron Brink with Down's Syndrome can walk around so cocky. Your body art looks like Roger Huerta's tattoo artist did it, except while he was completely plastered.

Nobody cares about your little alleged bullshit bare knuckle "titles". I watched some of your stuff on youtube, and I'm pretty sure even Kimbo Slice is embarrassed for you.

PS: Your MMA record is the complete opposite of the number of men your mom has likely been with. And by that I mean it's "under 500"

Have a nice day ;)

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dan black site profile image  

10/8/12 3:30 AM by dan black

On the contrary sir I did NOT get mad about it BECAUSE it was a good one.. well kinda.. a little remedial, but not bad for you.. Didn't you see I even LOFL'ed?However I think you can do much better.. Tell ya what I am going to be busy focusing on this who Tokyo thing so that will give you a whole week to think up something clever and whitty.. take your time don't want you to hurt your brain.. maybe Alistar and Pat Barry can help you with that too!! lofl!"So. That 155 lber is also talking some mad shit. I hope he slap the taste out his mouth"you mean you actually listen to what Kit says?? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! oh man.. wow..

Mister Floyd site profile image  

10/7/12 4:33 PM by Mister Floyd

So. That 155 lber is also talking some mad shit. I hope he slap the taste out his mouth

Sean McCorkle site profile image  

10/7/12 2:58 PM by Sean McCorkle

You know that was a good one, that's why you got so mad about it

dan black site profile image  

10/7/12 11:41 AM by dan black

Apparently I am not the only one that thinks Sloth McPorkle calling out a guy 1/2 his size doesn't make him look very tough.. "Did Sean McCorkle, a 300+ pound man, just challenge all 155 lbs of Kit Cope to a Muay Thai fight? Has the local bowling alley where Sean scouts his future opponents been shut down for renovation?" -CagePotato.Comhttp://www.cagepotato.com/pointless-beef-of-the-week-sean-mccorkle-vs-kit-cope/

dan black site profile image  

10/7/12 11:29 AM by dan black

LOFL! Did I just travel back in time to 3rd Grade?? Did you just call me "Non" from Superman 2?? hahahaha! Your momma has a glass eye with a fish in it..Man I kinda feel bad at this point for making fun of the retarded guy.. Sean just quit while you still can.. This will not end well for you.. Just tap out, you know you want to..

canofsticks site profile image  

10/6/12 1:58 PM by canofsticks

legit LOL @ Sean. *high five*

mmamonstar site profile image  

10/6/12 1:24 PM by mmamonstar

If corky and sonnen fought I'd be more pumped about them smack talking each other than the actual fight

Sean McCorkle site profile image  

10/6/12 4:26 AM by Sean McCorkle

Little known fact about Dan Black, he played the villain known as "Non" in the 1982 classic, "Superman 2" starring Christopher Reeves.

dan black site profile image  

10/5/12 11:52 PM by dan black

Kit was obviously trying to take Chaz out with the technique my student Roy took him out with years before..Secret Move #2!"PS: Rumor has it, Dan Black has relocated to an undisclosed location somewhere in the western United States as was required when he voluntarily entered the witness protection program."Sorry I was busy running my MMA show along with training and managing my fighters that actually have big fights coming up.. two more things to add to the list of things Dan Black does better than Sloth McPorkle.. Now where were we?Keep your lovin' brother happy.. :)

Bagling site profile image  

9/15/12 6:15 PM by Bagling

Greenefs gonna green