Arianny Celeste and Miguel Torres get speed roasted on The Burn


UGer Greg Southworth who is an MMA fighter/trainer and a UFC/Strikeforce credentialed media member for National Lampoon, took Miguel Torres, Arianny Celeste, and Arianny's make up artist Lindsey, to Comedy Central for a taping of The Burn. Amy Schumer, Chelsea Peretti and Brody Stevens helped Jeff Ross with his roasting duties.

Southworth reports that Ronda Rousey was supposed to go, but UFC President Dana White called Saturday morning to take her to the SOA premiere, so look for Dana and Ronda both to be on The Burn next season.

Southworth also reported that not every burn made the video cut including asking Torres "Oh you're a fighter - so that's what happened to your face? I thought you were one of Chris Brown's exes."

Jeff Ross: I never realized UFC stood for Ugly F---ing Chicanos
Jeff Ross: What's your record?
Miguel Torres: 45 and ...
Jeff Ross: I mean criminal
Jeff Ross: So your job is to look pretty and count to 10?
Arianny Celeste: Five actually
Jeff Ross: I can count to two right now (referring to her cleavage)
Brody Stevens: I want to beat myself off into submission
Amy Schumer to Miguel Torres: Its smart that your girlfriend keeps you in that mullet so nobody f--- you.


tags: UFC   Arianny Celeste   Miguel Torres (detail)  video   


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9/21/12 4:40 PM by Greg Southworth

Tried to get Arianny to do a balcony scene/interview with Jeff Ross, but she said no :(

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9/21/12 4:38 PM by Greg Southworth

BallsDeep - better in person!GarlicSauce - she's pretty funny in real life, but honestly Miguel Torres was fucking hilarious - told Jeff Ross he worked at Taco Bell, loved fucking white/jewish women - he hung with them line-for-line - miguel is legit with the one liners.WarriorX - the crowd from this show just wasn't as good as the one from the previous week, and it can make a ton of difference. Brody Stevens works full time for The Burn as the crowd primer - he keeps the energy levels very high and is great at his job. With him being on the panel, there was nobody to do his job. Was still a great show, but a big piece of The Burn is the crowd interaction - it's like a live comedy show on film.

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9/20/12 4:26 AM by GayGuardMooseSaucy


warriorx559 site profile image  

9/20/12 3:01 AM by warriorx559

just seen it awhile ago, it was funny but this episode seemed real short for some reason.

GarlicSauce site profile image  

9/20/12 2:59 AM by GarlicSauce

So how was she? ;)(as a comedy fan of course)

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9/20/12 2:49 AM by crowbar


BALLSDEEP site profile image  

9/20/12 2:26 AM by BALLSDEEP

How'd dat ass not look?

G-Hands site profile image  

9/19/12 3:24 PM by G-Hands

They had nothing for Arriany, but Torres got hit with two good ones. lol.

Korpiklaani site profile image  

9/19/12 3:20 PM by Korpiklaani

this is cool