Arianny makes world's 25 best butts list, but that's not her butt


The (not very) has followed up their Pullet Surprise winning essay on the Top 10 Celebrity Asses 2012 with an even more exrtensive analysis of the The 25 Best Celebrity Asses (Right Now).

UFC ring card girl Arianny Celeste made the list at #11.

25. LaLa

Cameras never really caught her backside on MTV's TRL, but her VH1 reality show, LaLa's Full Court Life, makes up for all the lost angles. From the looks of it, Mrs. Anthony's got more than just a solid career poppin'.

21. Gaga

Beneath the layers of bizaree getups, we must say Ms. Germanotta is packing the kind of perplexing derrier that could make a goon go gaga.

11. Arianny Celeste

The hottest UFC ring girl clearly has the qualifications to deserve her title.

1. Sofia Vergara

A testament to her famous booty, this dress actually accidentally ripped because it couldn't contain it.

Unfortunately for Complex, the ass image they offer for Arianny is in fact the gluteus awesomus of retired UFC ring girl Chandella Powell, as can be seen in the image below. You can't miss it.

More gratuitous images of Celeste they could have used.


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Carrtrouble site profile image  

3/22/13 9:12 AM by Carrtrouble

Fuck Hayek is hot..

ChaosOverkill site profile image  

3/22/13 7:57 AM by ChaosOverkill

RIng card girl Arianny Celeste

Reed Rothchild site profile image  

3/22/13 7:43 AM by Reed Rothchild

Who's flat ass is that?

Lucky Number Thirteen site profile image  

3/22/13 2:18 AM by Lucky Number Thirteen

I have met her in person multiple times, seen her eat fried food, her diet her overall approach to life. I never once noticed such a thing referred to as an "ass".Whenever somebody wants to ask me what I know of this Arianny Celeste, which isn't even her real name, it is:Penelope Lopez Marquez or as her family calls her "Penny" which she does not like.To me I know and I assure I checked, she does not have a firm nor tight butt. It is loose, flabby and easily "cock slapped".Most of this is all Fight Chix propaganda, I mean, who had the most to gain aside from the UFC, where she can't even travel outside of the 48 states due to her domestic violence arrests, so where does the rest of her "sex appeal" come from? Playboy? How many women haven't been exposed through this alpha paparazzi magazine?Is this what you want to create as your foundation of a true woman? A true woman is one you know in your heart is a good woman, not some dreamy fantasy. Unless you choose to live in Wankerville!

ChaosOverkill site profile image  

3/22/13 1:33 AM by ChaosOverkill

Voted up Beil and Hayek's asses are stunning

Ilikebjj site profile image  

3/22/13 1:26 AM by Ilikebjj

You surely aren't serious Vril.

Vril site profile image  

3/21/13 6:49 PM by Vril

"hard and sloppy" = oxymoronic  

Pink Impala site profile image  

3/21/13 11:40 AM by Pink Impala

Wouldn't have a problem with Arianny making the tit list but her ass is atrocious

XcessiveZ site profile image  

3/21/13 11:34 AM by XcessiveZ

You are a homo.

Kanabull site profile image  

3/21/13 11:07 AM by Kanabull

Shakira didn't even make the list? Damn son.Blue help redeem her!