Michael Schiavello: "My anus is relaxed here, Pat"


 Zac Chavez fought Danny Mainus at RFA 7 this weekend in Broomfield, Colorado, with Pat Miletich and Michael Schiavello commentating. "The Voice" brought his trademark passion and enthusiasm to the event. He also brought his native Australian accent, which turned the pronunciation of Danny Mianus's last name to, well, "my anus."

As any third grader would be quick to notice, the commentary included the dialogue below, which has spread across the internet with rapid speed.
•"My Anus is relaxed here, Pat."
•"I'll watch my anus."
•"There is a cut on my anus."
•"My anus is in pain here."
•"my anus is all bloodied up here."
•"My anus is bleeding all over Chavez's chest."
•"The ringside physician just popped in to look at my anus!"

Mianus did not get tapped in the end, but did lose a decision to Chavez.

In terrific news, Mainus himself reports that all is OK, via twitter:
Danny Mainus ‏@DannyFrknMainus
My anus has quit bleeding for those of you concerned :)))

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HeHitsMeBecauseHeLovesMe site profile image  

3/28/13 3:15 AM by HeHitsMeBecauseHeLovesMe

I watched the fight live and it was pretty funny then, but this video, holy shit. Thanks for the quick reminder of how incredibly childish I really am.

Roy Batty site profile image  

3/27/13 8:52 PM by Roy Batty

"My anus got poked!"

General Butt Naked site profile image  

3/27/13 8:41 PM by General Butt Naked

my anus taking a thumb was a good one

Herring In A Fur Coat site profile image  

3/27/13 1:07 AM by Herring In A Fur Coat

Can the Voice commentate while its happening?

Chris27 site profile image  

3/27/13 12:52 AM by Chris27

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=AOtMq6Ux8nI#!Fallon mentioned it, of course he said it was during a UFC show, lol.

chaplinshouse site profile image  

3/27/13 12:14 AM by chaplinshouse

I don't think Pat could have held that one in either

Roy Batty site profile image  

3/27/13 12:03 AM by Roy Batty

If he'd said "My anus is getting pounded!" I might've lost it.

MMA Architect site profile image  

3/26/13 11:18 PM by MMA Architect

VTFU for the OP posting the video... hilarious!

nogidavid site profile image  

3/26/13 10:33 PM by nogidavid

i hope mainus sodomises the voice 

Vinnie G site profile image  

3/26/13 9:37 PM by Vinnie G