Ortiz: I'm s----ing Shlemenko


It will have been almost two years since his last fight when Tito Ortiz meets Alexander Shlemenko at the Bellator PPV, but he remains focused on the task:

"I knew I had something left to give," Ortiz said. "I knew it was a matter of the right fight coming along, so when I heard Schlemenko call me out, it was like, okay, bring it. Shlemenko wants to make his name off of Tito Ortiz. He's not the first person ever to do this. People have been trying to use my name ever since I was the champ."

All of a sudden, you can hear the fire coming back, "Huntington Beach Bad Boy" style. The weariness is gone from Ortiz's voice and all of a sudden, if you close your eyes, it may as well be 2002 once again.

"You know what? I still want to fight Rampage," Ortiz said. "But that's for later. Right now all I'm thinking his Shlemenko. I'm eating Shlemenko, I'm sleeping Shlemenko, I'm s----ing Shlemenko. I promise the fans who tune in on May 17 that I'm going to give them everything I have."

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time traveling 12er site profile image  

5/12/14 7:04 PM by time traveling 12er

He's trying to say he's eating, sleeping, and shitting his next opponent. As in he's completely consumed by him and that's all he's thinking about right now 24/7. The out of context quoting and the fact that sleeping means something else in fighting is what's making it confusing.

Jack_Bauer site profile image  

5/12/14 4:58 PM by Jack_Bauer

lol he called the shit poop

Gobekli_Tepe site profile image  

5/12/14 2:24 PM by Gobekli_Tepe

came here to post this lol

RickStorm site profile image  

5/12/14 1:49 PM by RickStorm


8flat site profile image  

5/12/14 1:40 PM by 8flat

My contractions are 20min apart and my ass is dialated 12cm.....am I shitting a Shlemenko?

ranier wolfcastle site profile image  

5/12/14 11:56 AM by ranier wolfcastle

Anybody ever get a hemorrhoid after a tough fight, or after shitting a shlemenko?

Bay Area site profile image  

5/12/14 11:34 AM by Bay Area

Thanks bro lol

MMAHole site profile image  

5/12/14 10:34 AM by MMAHole

smoking... too late

2JupitersTooMany site profile image  

5/12/14 9:14 AM by 2JupitersTooMany

I had a friend in college who spent three days in the hospital after shitting a Tito

Aziraphale site profile image  

5/12/14 8:22 AM by Aziraphale

That interview made it clear that Ortiz was beaten into a living death......