UFC light heavyweight Maurico "Shogun" Rua was recently carjacked in Brazil by four men armed with rifles.
A TMZ-type "reporter" caught with retired UFC welterweight Nick Diaz, who was enjoying himself on a Saturday night, and asked him about it. Shogun reportedly had to strip to his underwear, which took Diaz aback.
"That's f---ed up," said Diaz accurately. "Hey that's in Brazil though. If we were here, you'd probably have to shoot me."
The surprised reporter would only muster a "really..."
Diaz jovially pantomimed a man point a gun and said "'Take your clothes off bitch.' I'm like you better slap me til I cry. You ever see that movie where they take that guy and give give him slaps - pow, pow - and then he's like 'oh oh' after a while starts crying. This is the kind of scenario he was in.
"So I'm like 'hey, you might as well shoot me. Or you better start slapping me until I take my f---ing clothes off."
"I'm not hating, that's f---ed up. He's on some real s---. They put a gun to your forehead and rob you to your face like that. I won't go to Mexico, I won't go to Brazil. I hear too much stories. Its all good."