Arianny makes world’s 25 best butts list, but that’s not her butt

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

The (not very) has followed up their Pullet Surprise winning essay on the Top 10 Celebrity Asses 2012 with an even more exrtensive analysis of the The 25 Best Celebrity Asses (Right Now).

UFC ring card girl Arianny Celeste made the list at #11.

25. LaLa

Cameras never really caught her backside on MTV’s TRL, but her VH1 reality show, LaLa’s Full Court Life, makes up for all the lost angles. From the looks of it, Mrs. Anthony’s got more than just a solid career poppin’.

21. Gaga

Beneath the layers of bizaree getups, we must say Ms. Germanotta is packing the kind of perplexing derrier that could make a goon go gaga.

11. Arianny Celeste

The hottest UFC ring girl clearly has the qualifications to deserve her title.

1. Sofia Vergara

A testament to her famous booty, this dress actually accidentally ripped because it couldn’t contain it.

Unfortunately for Complex, the ass image they offer for Arianny is in fact the gluteus awesomus of retired UFC ring girl Chandella Powell, as can be seen in the image below. You can’t miss it.

More gratuitous images of Celeste they could have used.