Report: Dana White and Jacob Ortiz wed in secret ceremony?

Friday, April 01, 2011

Sources have revealed that after a long and tempestuous courtship, UFC President Dana Reginald White and pugilist Tito Jacob Christopher Ortiz were wed in a private ceremony in White’s former home state of Massachusetts. With Reverend Slice officiating, a select group including best man Josh Barnett cheered the couple on as they shared the traditional first kiss!

White was previously quoted in the media as saying he and Ortiz needed couples counseling, but none of the turmoil indicated by the image below was in evidence, as he closed the ceremony declaring “Fuckin fuckers fucked.”


 In other news, Fedor reveals via twitter that

For those of you who do not read cyrillic, the translation is:
“To all good day. It is very glad to report that I will conduct 3 months in space at the international station ISS, since May 2012”