Stupid MMA variations increase by one: Footbrawl

Monday, January 07, 2013

Human beings are innately inventive. Someone invents the wheel and give it some time, the world has 1,000,000,000 automobiles.

Human beings have an inherent drive to see who can beat who in a physical fight. Thus was MMA born, from our DNA.

Human beings, many of them, are also naturally stupid. When something world-changing comes along, they take it in a stupid direction.

Thus MMA has been dragged in some stupid directions. Past examples include:

Tag Team MMA

Three man MMA lite

ShockFights

 X-Arm

Midget MMA

Two on Two MMA
“In our opinion, it’s actually safer than a one-on-one fight,” declared Promoter Chance Farrar. “There’s no elevated risk to the fighters. There’s no blow that they could sustain in a two-on-two that they couldn’t sustain in a one-on-one.”

To this Hall of Shame, we can now add Footbrawl which combine Amercian football, MMA, rungy, and being really stupid.

The latest addition to stupid MMA is Footbrawl.