Wanderlei calls out ‘buttface’ Chael, Sonnen pees on his car, Wand does romoshop

Sunday, August 25, 2013

It began two years ago, when Wanderlei Silva, upset with remarks Chael Sonnen made about Anderson Silva and the Nogueira brothers, offered him a firm dressing down, when the two found each other in a company vehicle.

A fight between the pair has been brewing since.

Chael Sonnen waited just minutes after dismantling ‘Shogun’ Rua before calling out Wand, while still inside the cage.

“Now, right here on the UFC’s new home, FOX Sports 1, Wanderlei Silva, six feet tall, 205 pounds, boy until I met you, I didn’t know they stacked crap that high,” Sonnen told Joe Rogan.

Last week on Fox Sports Live, UFC president Dana White announced that the fight would be a headliner of UFC 167: GSP vs. Hendricks on Nov 12, IF Wand was healthy. Wand then threw another IF into the equation, asking for points on the PPV, which White turned down cold.

That did not stop Silva from releasing a white hot video on his YouTube channel, so angry it seemed as if “The Axe Murder” was taking a page from Chael pro wrestling mic work playbook. However, Wand isn’t called The Axe Murderer for nothing, and he meant every work.

“I’m only waiting for the date and the location. Because the people want this fight and I want this fight. Sonnen, I will beat you up, you coward… why do I have so many fans? Why does everybody want to watch me fight? Why are you my fan? It’s because I fight with all my heart.

“I don’t go int here to give up. Like Sonnen did against Jones in the very first round. Like he did against Anderson, when a knee to the chest and stayed down like a little girl.
“Sonnen is a lower level fighter. Don’t listen to what that fool says. Now you’ve messed with the wrong guy, and I will beat you up.

“I’ve already shut you up, face to face, and you were not man enough to step to me. Sonnen, you are afraid of me, and I can see it in your eyes every time we meet. And now I will get you Sonnen. Now I will get you.

“You won against Shogun by luck, because Shogun was going to beat you up. You were lucky to have caught him in that guillotine. But with me, you will get punched in the face. I will go into this fight not only to fight, but to hurt you. I won’t do it fast either. I want a five round main event. I don’t want just a co-main event, I want a full 30-minutes to punch your face.

“Do you know what is the difference? I don’t go in to fight, I go in to brawl. I go in to punch the face, I go in to draw blood, to break noses. That is the difference.

“When Wanderlei Silva steps in you know there will action and you know there will be a brawl…”

Chael began his reply to Wand fiery trash talk like a kid on a camping trip, by apparently peeing on Wand’s car. However, as often is the case with Sonnen, it could be just implied – what is really going on is subject to debate. Fans of the sport worldwide are now scanning a grainy image for telltale traces of pee. We’ve all been had by a smooth gangster, from Oregon.

Nick the Tooth ‏@nickthetooth
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Then Wand posted this, via Instagram:

Now this fight gonna need happen!! You want to see I bite this motherfuc&@r!! Soon really soon!!!! I training a lot now gonna be in my best condition on that fight!!

What happens next is anyone’s guess. But you’ll find it here on The UnderGround.