Monday, October 29, 2012

The fighter formerly known as Jon Koppenhaver has led a life fitting for a man legally named War Machine.

He went 1-1 in the UFC and was released for making unfortunate comments about Evan Tanner, and general difficulty. Then he signed with Bellator and was released for posting really, really unfortunate things about President Obama on his MySpace account.

He tried a career in porn, which was concluded when he beat up more or less an entire room of people at a party attended by porn professionals. Then he did a year in County for felony assault.

He signed wiih re-signed with Bellator, and but went back to lock up for a year on a previous charges. He responded to that by calling the judge a “bitch” on his twitter account.

Now Ken Pavia reports he is out, and with a new do.

Ken Pavia @KenPavia 6h
War Machine with long hair getting out of jail.